Name: Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Hangs with Other Guys
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Hangs with Other Guys' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-28. Transcript available.

All right. Girlfriend with too many guy friends.
Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. I'm still dealing with the broccoli here.
Girlfriend with too many guy friends. Hey, old Dr. Bill.
I'm a 21-year-old college student, and I started dating this girl at my school
five months ago.
Things seem to be going great, but unfortunately, we've been away from each
other this summer
because we're from different states. We talk almost every day,
but there are some days when I never hear from her at all. I just see her
posting different things
she does with her friends on social media. I wouldn't have a problem with it,
except... Hang on a second. What the fuck? Broccoli. It's just never done.
Sorry. Guys, I promise I won't eat again on the podcast. It's really rude. I
know. I know. It's horrible. Sorry.
We talked about... I wouldn't have a problem with it, except the majority of
the time,
it's with a group of dudes. She's always hanging out with about five of her
friends who are all guys,
and then a handful of times, there's other girls there. Every time I see her
post something about
them, I feel jealous and angry that she's spending all this time with other
guys. Not only that,
but her most recent post was on a boat with all these guys wearing probably her
most revealing bikini.
I haven't met any of these guys, so I definitely don't trust any of them, and
whenever she's with
them and I text her, she takes hours to respond or even waits to the next day.
I want to bring it up
how I feel about that, but I don't want to make it feel like I'm telling her
who she can and can't hang
out with. So what do you think I should do? Bring it up that I don't like how
she hangs out with other
guys or just shut the fuck up and trust that she's not up to anything. It would
be great to hear from
Nia. Thanks. What Nia thinks to get a female perspective too. I wish she was
here right now
because you're going to get my perspective. Anyway, sorry for the long email.
Hopefully it didn't,
I didn't use too many big words for you. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Um, what do I
think about that? Uh,
yeah, that's kind of weird. I mean, what would she think if you were fucking
hanging out with like
five other broads and you were wearing a speedo and you got, didn't get back to
her the next day,
she'd probably think that you were fucking around, right? So I would just, I
would just say to her,
I say, listen, I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but, uh, you know, when you
post,
you know, when you're hanging out, you seem to only be hanging out with other
guys. You're on boats,
you're wearing skimpy bikinis. It's, it's making me feel uncomfortable here.
All right. And she's
like, well, yeah, you know, and just go, look, I'm just communicating that it,
it kind of makes me
uncomfortable. Um, yeah, this is real difficult without you seeming like you're
fucking checking
in on her and being like a jerk, but just, just ask her just, so let me ask you
this.
If you know, if I didn't, if I text you and I didn't get back, if you text me
and I didn't get
back to you for a full fucking 24 hours, all right. And then you see a picture
on Facebook and I'm
standing there with my ball bag, all in a bunch, you know, all wadded up like a
fucking packed
parachute hanging out with like five chicks on a boat. I mean, wouldn't you
kind of be like, you know,
dude, what the fuck? Just ask her, am I out of line here?
Then also tell her too. And please tell me, you know, if you're not feeling it
anymore and you
want to hook up with other guys, just let me know early on. So, you know, the
heartache is way less.
Just let me know. All right. But I, dude, I don't think that it's weird that
you're
uncomfortable with that. That is fucking weird.