Name: Bill Burr on Ridiculous Names for Kids
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Ridiculous Names for Kids' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-24. Transcript available.

my wife and i are two months away from the birth of our first child that's
fucking awesome
congratulations i want to hear your opinion on one of the names we have been
favoring
first name birdie fuck you you're not naming a kid birdie
you're full of shit yeah i don't i don't buy this i don't buy this at all first
name birdie
middle name ula u-l-l-a short for my grandmother ursula last name starts with a
g her initials
would be b-u-g bug is this too weird of a name oh you fucking hipster cunt no
it isn't go ahead and
name your fucking baby birdie you fucking dope i imagine the dmv calling her
name or a teacher
calling her name and roll call what do you think you know what i think you don't
name a kid birdie
why would you do i don't understand people who got this did you never get this
shit kicked out of you
for no fucking reason when you were in school you're literally giving people a
reason every
fucking day to fuck with your kid why would you do that give her a pretty name
birdie
you know uh you know why god gives someone like you sperm that works it's just
it's just i don't
understand it i mean you know was i too harsh this week on people
is birdie is that like you know what i gotta look that up right now i gotta
look that fucking
thing up right now you gotta be fucking shitting me there's no way is is that
gonna be like the new
like kathy birdie the name that's sweeping the nation birdie uh that's that's a
golfing term that's what you
hit in bad mitten birdie girl girl name okay let's see the history of this birdie
meaning of the name
well i remember there was lady bird johnson johnson birdie was until recently a
middle-aged ladies club
what birdie was until recently a middle-aged ladies club member wearing a bird
decorated hat
but now it's just kind of a vintage nickname think haiti
is that supposed to be lucy josie oh josie eyes are going mammy millie that's
coming back into style in a
big way actress busy phillips named her baby birdie inspired by first lady lady
bird johnson as did soap
star maura west in an earlier heyday of nicknames uh the 1880s birdie was a top
200 name
and people who also like birdie also like alabama alfie alfred aspen blanche
sicily clover dixie franklin
hawk
who names a kid hawk lenora oswald oswin
first of all if if celebrities are naming their baby that it's a good that's a
good one to avoid
oh my god look at these names sparrow remy ransom the name is a kid ransom vesper
win win win win god damn it zero
to lucy to lucy t-o-u-l-o-u-s-e to loose i looked at that and with my dyslexia
i just saw toolshed
patience who names a kid patience
the irony that i just flipped out about that dixie wait why don't you just call
her truck stop
poor frank there's a normal one franklin that's all right gertrude jesus christ
what's she banging
someone in the fucking gestapo gretel cosmo guthrie lottie maple marilla dude
these are
fucking these are white people douchebag names
oh my god these flea mortimer india haran haran
that's like how black people say heroin heroin he's on that heroin you're gonna
name a
fucking you need a kid a drug a slang for a drug
these these these names are horrible
wait a minute let me get this popularity okay these are the popular names i got
to keep going
with this podcast this is birdie is number 469 on nameberry what the is nameberry
all right it reached its peak this is like casey casem the the name birdie
reached its peak and
1880 at two ranked at 210 yeah and then by the 40s wait a minute it dropped all
the way down to
the thousand where it belonged enter a different name all right let's enter it
let me what's the worst
fucking name i can think of what's a fucking douchey name a hipster would not
would name their kid i'm gonna go with lampy just looked over and saw a lamp
see if that's one
no no lampy is open if you want to be fucking original how about fridge f-r-i-d-g-e
it's something
a fucking stupid white person would name their kid uh we found 21 results
there's no way anybody's naming that kid fridge
i bet milty how about milt
milt popularity is 1 000 this week did i already see see milt i was gonna think
of some of the some of
the old singers back in the day it was engelberg hunperdinck how about uh ebenezer
i can't spell this is there in there z in there just for the record i'm
spelling an e-b-i-n
e-a-z-e-r
no results for that i'll go yourself all right i gotta i gotta have one name
that comes out here
come on ebenezer ebenezer oh that's how you spell it are you guys still
listening to this
boy name ebenezer boy name all right meaning of ebenezer
ebenezer is a name of a biblical place the stone set up by samuel to mark his
victory over the
philistines rather than a person it was adopted by the british puritans as the
first name and then
exported to america where it had some early popularity entering the top 1000 in
the 1880s
geez i'll tell you 1880s was a rough time to be born
not only the scurvy and all that horse shit he had names like ebenezer and birdie
you can just feel their itchy clothes with those names can't you
all right i can babble with this forever all right that's the podcast for this
week everybody
go yourselves uh have a great week and don't name your kid birdie