Name: Bill Burr on The AI Version of Himself
Uploaded: 2023-08-25T17:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The AI Version of Himself' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The AI Version of Himself' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-25. Transcript available.

Oh by the way you know I do that Thursday podcast with Verzi but the new Zoom
agreement is that they
fucking own all the content that you record on it. They own the content right
and then they got some
side deal evidently with some AI company because they're just for each person
like it's so fucking
nuts for each person not even anybody like you know in the public eye each
person they're gonna
like create a file and see how you work you know how your brain works and way
the way you think and all
of this type of shit like these people are gonna phase all of us this is it
right here the robot
replacements are coming and I gotta tell you I'm all for it you think I give a
you think I still
want to do the fucking road I'll have Gallagher 2 out there doing my fucking
act I don't give a shit
let some other cunt take all the money I don't give a fuck all right hey I
loved your show down in
Anaheim that wasn't me that was AI me I was sitting on the porch fucking
watching John Bonham videos
I started a garden in my backyard
I'm growing my own vegetables I'll do it in a second because the entertaining
thing is gonna be
is um you know there's some stupid clip going around with this guy is just just
stroking the
balls of capitalism and it was like from like 40 years ago and he's talking
about you have to have
a free market you got to have a free market this is the best fucking thing and
it's everybody's like
this guy like it's like Nostradamus acting like capitalism is working acting
like there is a free
market there isn't you're getting bullied by Robert Barron's since the 1800s
and they've slowly been
swallowing up everything getting rid of the fucking middle class but you know
that we still got the
all these songs god bless you know the age is my god-given right to say fuck
you bitch with an AR-15 and
fucking transition to being something you know all this fucking shit we're
screaming and yelling about
it meanwhile these cunts are taking all the money so what I'm enjoying is that
once they destroy everyone
below the line you know below the line which is anybody that doesn't meet under
fuck fuck mountain
every year at the Bilderberg group once they destroy all of us and replace all
of us
you know I'm sure that that's like their end game all right that is it we
finally have what we want
a bunch of slaves who'll do whatever we can we don't have to pay them and they
will never revolt
they'll just do what we want and then what's going to happen is like the
disease of capitalism
is you're never happy with what you have you just want more and more and more
at least the way it's
set up every quarter we must increase the profits or else it's considered a
failure we don't care who
we have to crush right eventually that's going to turn on them and that's when
it's going to get fun
you know when AI me comes in you know because I've been told to and I go in and
I snap the neck
the virtual me goes in and snaps the neck of whoever's running all these
fucking banks
and then it's going to get all the way down
to one fucking person it's going to be him because you know it's going to be
him you know
according to the bible it wasn't him it was him who made all the stuff and then
did this other stuff
too um it's going to be him and all the AI people and then it's going to be it
and he's going to own
all the stadiums he's going to own all the food he's going to own all the water
all the land all
the ocean all the he's going to own all of it
he's going to go over and he's going to sit down
in his lazy boy and he's going to go
that's going to be it that's going to be the end of the human race
the last person sitting down in a lazy boy
with a stuck handle and an exhale that that's my prediction
all right