Name: Bill Burr On Being Rear-Ended
Uploaded: 2023-09-01T15:00:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Being Rear-Ended' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Being Rear-Ended' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-01. Transcript available.

um a buddy of mine was he plays drums you know he's in town he's out riverside
he goes you got
to come out check out my new kit and blah blah blah so i go down there i watch
him play sound
check sick ass ludwig kid double bass mic'd up it's amazing he lets me sit on
the kit for a
second we go out we get coffee lead singer hangs out everything's fucking great
i'm not naming
names because i don't know i don't i just you know i was like fucking name
dropping and shit
but totally cool guys right so we fucking we're hanging out
and uh i'm driving home and i'm just merging on to this highway driving like
you know fucking 10 15
miles an hour and all of a sudden boom i just get rear-ended and look it's like
this fucking 18
wheeler it's like there's no way you didn't see me i didn't whip into his lane
i wasn't being that you
know the truckers hate when the cars like don't respect him and cut him off and
like i wasn't even
doing that i was just gradually going in he just fucking bangs into the back of
my car just keeps
going so i'm like what the fuck i'm looking at him and he gives me like the
peace sign
like like you know peace means everything like peace i'm sorry and peace out i'm
out of here so i think
he meant i'm out of here so i got his license plate so i call the fucking 9-1-1
they're like you know kind of like what exit it happened on and you gotta pull
over i gotta send
the cop i go i don't have time i'm i'm leaving the country and they go well you
can go to a chp thing
you do this your file report do you have his license like i got his license
plate you fucking
do this you do that and i just said all right all right forget it forget it
just forget it
i'm not pulling over the side of the road there's no fucking place to pull over
i'm not going to get
hit while i'm sitting here and at the end of the fucking day i'm going on the
road for two weeks i
don't know what my car looks like ended up getting on my car it's not bad he
fucked up the wrap he
scratched some shit but just you know what annoyed me is that he didn't pull
over if he just pulled
over and gave me his side i would just be like all right do you know i don't
want to go through all
this bullshit do you fuck it i don't care all right i never put anything
through my insurance company i
never do it i never do it because even if it's not my fault they still raise my
rate so fuck them
okay and i don't want to talk to a bunch of cops about this bullshit they're
busy doing other stuff
and then i got to give out all this fucking information you know i don't want
to get the
guy that drove the truck in trouble i didn't think i did it maybe i don't his
version maybe i did
something wrong i didn't i just was coming over so whatever i got a body shop i'm
just gonna drop
it off tomorrow and when i return from my run of dates overseas it will be
repaired they'll say how
much it is i will pay it and i will get on with my fucking life um whatever it
was that guy driving
the truck really fucking annoyed me because i was gonna be cool because if he
said it was my fault and
it sounded like it was i didn't think it was i don't give a fuck you know but
whatever i get it
i get it he probably deals with guys in cars all the time that are fucking assholes
and he had had
enough and just decided he was gonna fucking drive into me and i hit the
lottery right but also i look
at it like the balance of life you know my day was fucking great you know and i
went down i got to
play a fucking killer double bass drum set have coffee and just watch this
amazing band play soundcheck
and it's just like, why wouldn't that happen?