Name: Bill Burr: I Met A Girl On XBOX
Uploaded: 2023-09-06T16:00:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr: I Met A Girl On XBOX' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr: I Met A Girl On XBOX' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-06. Transcript available.

Hey, Billy Backblast, I'm a 22-year-old guy living in the UK.
I've never been to the States, and I've always wanted to move there.
Why don't you just visit first and see if you like it?
He goes, I met a 26-year-old lady on Xbox.
I know, Xbox.
Hear me out, hear me out.
So I randomly joined a group of Americans playing Red Dead Redemption Part 2.
Doosium.
And she joined just after.
We click pretty much instantly.
We can laugh about pretty much anything, and we have tons in common.
We both love working out the same TV shows and movies, etc.
From the first day, we started messaging each other through Xbox a lot.
We messaged on there every day for a month and then started talking on Facebook.
We've grown really close, and there's definitely interest from both sides.
We talk every day, messages and phone calls.
Oh, you're on to phone calls.
I'm head over heels for this chick, and the distance is obviously an issue.
I want to tell her exactly how I feel, but I'm worried because it's going to
take at least a year or maybe two to be in a position to move.
I know it's dumb, Bill, but help a British brother out.
A British cunt.
She's one of a kind, and no one I've ever met is even half the person she is.
Why are you telling me this?
You should tell it to her.
I'm visiting her home state in November.
There you go.
And she's made comments about how I should come and walk her dog while she
works and help around the apartment.
How do I approach the situations?
I'll tell you how you do it.
You keep being cool.
You keep talking to her.
Don't fucking spill your guts about being in love with her or whatever you
think it is until you meet her and really see that this is true.
Who knows?
She might have a goofy walk, and it might fuck with your emotions, and then all
of a sudden you said you're loved with her.
You got to fucking break up with her, you know, take a long flight home.
I would play, you know, whatever you're doing, I would keep doing.
He said, how do I approach this situation?
I've already been holding it back for months, and life is short.
What the fuck do I do?
P.S.
I love F's for family and all your shows.
I hope to come to one of your shows sometime.
Thanks, and go fuck yourself.
I don't know.
Usually I'm one to just say, tell her what you're thinking, but, you know,
there's a little bit of distance here.
I don't know.
Whatever you're doing seems to be working.
I would just keep doing that and, you know, throw some stuff out there to say,
you know, I really look forward to talking to you every day.
And then she'd be, I really look forward to talking to you, too.
And you got to read that, you know.
Was she just being nice?
Are we playing the repeat game?
I think about you a lot.
Oh, I think about you, too.
It's like, okay, can you come up with some original nice shit to say to me
instead of just, are you just, like, being pleasant?
I don't know.
I got to be honest with you, man.
I've been out of the game a long time.
All right?
I got ice on both knees here.
You're talking to a really old guy here.
So I would just say keep doing what you're doing.
And I wouldn't, you know, because there's distance there.
It could get a little weird if you push it too hard.
It seems like she wants to get to know you better with, you know, walking the
dog and you're coming to see her.
She obviously likes you.
If she just, like, liked you, you know, she doesn't want you to go walk her dog.
You know what I mean?
So I think the signals are there.
But because of the distance, I don't know.
I think you just keep, like, you know, just be fucking cool.
Make her laugh.
Keep staying in touch.
Tell her that you're excited to see her.
I would let the big emotions happen face to face.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, if you end up kissing her or whatever, then I think that's a
time to go a little bigger and tell her what you're telling me.
I think it's a little weird via text or via headset while playing Red Dead Redemption
2 going, you know, I think I might be falling in love with you.
Oh, watch out for that cut behind the door!
You know, I wouldn't be doing it while you're playing a video game.
Other than that, I don't know how love works in 2022.
All right?
But I'm rooting for you.
Okay?