Name: Bill Burr: How To Deal With Annoying Co-workers
Uploaded: 2023-09-28T20:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr: How To Deal With Annoying Co-workers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr: How To Deal With Annoying Co-workers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-28. Transcript available.

hey bill i need to vent a bit more oh an airplane nah leave it yeah another zeppelin
another zeppelin reference no the guy's back on the throttle hey bill i need to
vent a bit about
my co-workers i work in an office where we all have different roles i'm pretty
quiet but if you
engage me in conversation i open up i work with wow that's that covers a lot of
ground he's over
there quiet like hey man how's it going oh dude i was eating this hooker's ass
last night all right
that's a little a lot of information um i work with a guy who is an absolute
moron oh god that's
how do those people get work anyway the guy goes on to say he doesn't know what
he's talking about
half the time and when he does it's because he's repeating stuff he heard from
our boss
oh that's why they hired him he's a dope that wants to be the teacher's pet now
that's the perfect
you know never gonna rebel never gonna quit just smart enough to put the widget
in the
fucking falloople um i read a lot and according i read a lot according to my
boss my two degrees and
my understanding of my job i'm not full of shit wait i read i read a lot and
according to my boss my
two degrees and my understanding of my job i'm not full of all right what's
going on here you don't
like this guy and now you're fucking regurgitating all your accomplishments to
me i don't know who to
believe in this so far i don't know what just happened there we go i don't know
everything but
i spent okay that's a little humble all right back on the right side of the
road um but i spend my
free time learning about things i'm interested in uh instead of drinking every
night and going out
with my college friends i'm not bragging it's just how my life is going right
now i've i flaked off in
high school but made up for it since i read a book a week and listen to audio
books during my commute
every day i gave up on shitty sports talk years ago so the hours are filled
with interesting stuff
this isn't something i should feel sorry about well who's telling you you
should feel sorry about it
if ever i'm engaged in a conversation with anyone in the office and i expel any
knowledge
this guy will start talking shit and call me a know-it-all oh there it is there's
the smoking gun oh yeah
dumb and loud that i hate to say it but they go hand in hand you know what i
mean you know it's
like smoking and drinking dumb and loud right bacon and eggs it's just all it's
the rule of twos uh
last week uh fat and cunt you know you fat cunt it just goes together last week
a girl i work
with mentioned she watched the documentary about ancient rome and i offered
some additional facts
from a book i read about everyday roman life pretty basic stuff like how they
built the aqueducts
nothing controversial the chimed in and said something like you think you're
the brains of
every conversation we have don't you keep in mind these conversations never
include him and he's always
butting in oh this guy's fantastic listen don't fight this guy have fun with
this guy
you should be like oh i'm i'm sorry yeah you're right why don't you finish
talking about the romans
um or i'm just trying to keep up with you you know there's zippy old ziploc bag
with your peanut
butter and jelly sandwich in it does it yeah i just feel like he has like a kid's
lunch with like the
crust cut off and everything anyway i hate people who can't understand that
maybe there are people who
read books and like to learn what should i say to this asshole just look at him
be like listen i'm so
sorry i read i'll try to do less of it if ever you think i'm reading too much
you just let me know
and i will stop reading that's what you have to say um yeah like i i mean this
seems pretty i mean he's not
your boss right you think you're the brains of every conversation we have don't
you and you could be
like no that was just a little fact about roman life that i happen to know what
are you getting so upset
about or you could just go hardcore going like listen other than for you no one
here it's it's no secret
that you're the dumbest here now you can't do that why don't you just tell him
to shut the up can
you do that anymore can you do that like like i don't know at first i thought
he was an then i was
thinking maybe you were an egomaniac with you know bringing up your education
but you really brought it
home like i i actually i actually have a picture of what this guy looks like
and i don't like him
just agree with them
just be like yeah you're right i do i i do think i'm the brains you know what
it is it's just i'm
really insecure when i get around a big brain like yourselves you know do you
read a lot or does it
just come natural i would just do that i would just sarcastically compliment i
would make him a hero
just be i'm sorry man i just you know i get nervous when i'm around you i just
really look up to you
and your intellect
um anyway
How do you have time to read while burning through all those fucking 12-packs?