Name: Bill Burr Gets Upset at Room Service
Uploaded: 2023-11-09T20:45:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Gets Upset at Room Service' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Gets Upset at Room Service' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-09. Transcript available.

yet another corporate stupid fucking thing trying to penny pinch and make more
money right
we fucking drive there from boston and uh i get there like two three in the
afternoon
no menu in the fucking room nothing on the tv no nothing all right old freckles
is hungry
hey want some grub so i call up the fucking they push the button for room
service the lady's like
hey thank you for coming for foxwood room she immediately goes just to let you
know we have
a limited menu right like it's one in the morning i'm like what do you mean you
have a limited we
have a limited menu until like five o'clock and she's like you can get like a
ham and cheese
fucking hand roll roll up thing or a turkey one or like a cheese pizza and i
literally just go like
how much how much money and she's like it's not me i go i know it's not you i
go to the make you get
they got you making the food yet to answer the phones i'm making the food and
she laughs and she goes not
yet it's fucking unbelievable like it's just when when is somebody going to
step in with these
corporations and just be like okay you guys you've taken it too far you've
exhausted
the ways that you can just fuck people over now you're like barely even doing
your job
well what if we uh don't have the cook come in until uh after five o'clock and
uh during the day
we'll just feed people like they're at a fucking airport
anyway i ended up going down to that junior's cheesecake thing
fucking assholes so fucking sick of that i didn't want to get into it i'm you
know i'm going to stay
in a good mood okay i got a nice i have a day off on the road here i'm on my
final fuck we have a
limited menu three in the fucking afternoon
i'm trying to think what the fucking angle is you know they're going to blame
covid and the taliban
or some you know whatever's going on in fucking israel they always come up with
some sort of fucking
excuse and it's all bullshit it has to do with the fact that if they do it that
way if there's a
limited day we can have to do the fucking the cook at night make all the
fucking sandwiches he can fuck
off and we can keep selling food but nobody down there and we'll just have one
person answer the
phone by the way there was like fucking 50 rings before anybody even picked up
hi welcome to foxwoods just to let you know we're not really gonna fucking you
know do our jobs until
fucking five o'clock tell you what's funny is they do all of these goddamn
things about the mafia
and in in all of this shit that they did and every fucking old dealer i've ever
met in a casino said it
was way better way better when the mob ran it they were way less greedy i'm not
saying that they were
good people all right i'm not saying that i'm just saying you know even they
had a fucking line
you know what it was was that they what they were doing was illegal
most of their you know i guess in vegas you know the gambling was legal but
what most of their scams
were all fucking illegal so they kind of had you know they had to watch it
but now the corporations basically are on the legal legal side of stealing and
they took all of their
they took all of their scams and now they can just go as far as they fucking
want because nobody in
politics has any backbone no one's looking out for fucking people it's like isn't
it enough you turn
the fucking food supply into poison like what i'm eating is going to be full of
some sort of
fucking hormones that's going to give me a disease at the end of my fucking
life isn't that enough
can't you have somebody fucking there to prepare it oh billy grumpy oh grumpy
bill