Name: Bill Burr on Big Mac Prices
Uploaded: 2023-11-14T17:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Big Mac Prices' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Big Mac Prices' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-14. Transcript available.

Anyway, tonight I am in Atlanta, which some of my most favorite stand-up comedy
weekends, gigs,
venues ever. There was the original Punchline that was one of my favorite
comedy clubs in the
country. Unfortunately, you know, they raised the least, I don't know, they
probably built some
fucking luxury apartments that nobody can fucking afford, which they were also
doing in Norfolk,
Virginia. Like, I don't know what they're doing or where all of this money is
coming from.
I'm just finding everybody is hurting right now. I'm seeing people saying like
a fucking Big Mac at
McDonald's is like 15 bucks now and all of this inflation. And rather than
trying to do something
to help people out, they're just building more shit that nobody can afford. And
they're knocking
down shit that people could afford. So what the fuck is going on? You know what
it is? It's a Ponzi
scheme is what it is there. So every time I go to watch the news, like every
time I take a peek at
what's going on in the Gaza Strip, it is just so fucking heartbreaking seeing
all of those innocent
people on both sides because of the lunatics at the top just getting killed.
And I don't know how
you sit there and watch. There's like nothing you can do about it. And then it's
just fucking
horrible, right? So I don't know. What do we do? We have to somehow bond as non-sociopath
regular
people. And we just have to start helping each other out because these fucking
assholes at the
top. And as far as I can tell in every country, they're not doing anything. I
mean, look at the
broads over there in Iceland. I thought they were all skipping around with
goats and that beautiful
world to having a great time. They were fucking pissed. They're like, we're not
making enough
money. Everybody's over. Oh, Iceland. They stood up to the banks. Oh, they'll
go to the fucking blue
lagoon and the water's crystal clear and there's mermaids and fucking blah,
blah, blah. And it's not.
It's a bunch of angry broads over there getting fucked over evidently. And what's
fucked up is
they're all related. So they're literally, it's beyond fucking over your own
country, man. You're
fucking over your family. I told you that, guys, that a long time ago when I
went to Iceland, I found
out that there's an app over there that people in Iceland have that when you
meet some chick in a
bar or a dude, whatever you're fucking into, you have to, well, I guess a dude
wouldn't matter because
if you're gay, you're not going to breed with them. And it's like open season,
I guess.
But if you're going to have that heterosexual sex like Jesus approved of when
he got that hooker,
there's an app over there. It doesn't say that you put your names in.
I guess when you decide you're going to go forward and maybe fuck, you put your
names in it.
There's no way they do this every time.
This is like fucking without a condom in Iceland. You don't use the fucking app.
It doesn't check to see if you're related. It's how you're related.
Because it goes back to two fucking people, like some Adam and Eve shit, but it
was a couple
of Vikings. I don't know what they were, right? You know, I've only spent
collectively four
and a half days there. So let me explain this country to you. Such an idiot. So
anyway, yeah,
that's what you do. And then you decide. So I guess what they really do is not
until they
get into a relationship. It's probably after they banged. It's like, all right,
let's see.
Let's see. Let's see if we can go to holy matrimony or if we just did something
unholy.