Name: Bill Burr Shuts Down Flat Earther
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Shuts Down Flat Earther' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

All right. Flat earther wanted to reach out. Oh, I love it. I love it. You know,
here we go. Here we go. Let's get into this. Come on. Convince me. Hey, Billy
beta boy. I'm a beta boy now. Oh, OK. And you're the alpha. OK. I see you're
constantly discussing the flat earth phenomenon. I'm not constantly discussing
it. You are. I'm just making fun of it. Fat people think I'm constantly talking
about them or I have been lately.
Um, can I ask you a question? Do you think fat people are around? Do you think
they're flat, too?
Ah, sorry. It was too easy. Um, and I wanted to reach out for the record. I am
not a scientist or mathlete. Yeah, I could have, you know, you didn't need for
the record. I could have fucking told you that. I have, however, read tons of
literature and nonfiction books about the discussion.
A nonfiction book was written about this, what, for the fucking 1200s? I am
reaching out to see you, to see if you are actually interested in hearing from
a genuine critical thinker on the topic.
I have a PowerPoint that has been in the works for some time and would be doing
a video about it.
Uh, to start up. No, I'm not reading this.
I'm not, I'm not going to fucking read your PowerPoint fucking discussion.
What I want you to, I just want you fucking flat earthers to tell me what, why
would they tell you it's round when it's flat?
What is the advantage? I get, I get a lot of conspiracy.
I get people when they say, I'm worried about the vaccine.
What if this is what they're using for population control?
I, I, I, that makes, that paranoid thought 100% makes fucking sense considering
what governments have done
to forget about other people, their own fucking people.
What, what, what this government has done to people who aren't fucking white.
I, I, I 100% get that paranoia.
Okay.
Because I see the fucking, the reason that they're doing it and the advantage
of, of them doing that.
Taking out all of these fucking people so they can live.
These people all fucking die.
And then this global warming shit slows down.
There's more room for them, more property and all that fucking shit.
I totally get that shit, but I just don't get like,
if it was flat, right?
Why would you tell me it's fucking round?
Because the reality is I don't care.
As long as gravity still works and I don't float away from the fucking planet,
I don't give a shit.
But this fucking crap here,
where people are trying to say that there is a fucking ice wall,
like somebody would have seen it and taken video of it.
Why is there no video of the fucking ice wall?
Why isn't there anything out there where there's people standing, looking over,
going, look at this.
If I take a step here,
I'm going to fall all the way down off the earth.
Right?
Just show me that.
I'm not reading a bunch of fucking books.
But if you want to read books on this,
this is to start off with,
the moon is within the earth's atmosphere.
Even if we went to the moon,
it's still not in outer space.
Oh my God.
Sir, could you get a pilot's license
and then please tell me that you still believe this shit?
Flat earth as a concept is not old.
Is it not old?
Yeah, no.
My whole life,
everybody thought it was fucking round
until the internet came around.
It is actually new.
Oh, you're saying back in the day,
Columbo.
Okay, the book below basically discusses
how it was an invention
to discredit evolutionary critics.
From the time of the Greeks onward,
anyone was aware of the shape
everyone was aware of the shape of the earth.
And yes,
the meme that Columbus was the only one
who thought the earth was round
is entirely inaccurate.
Yeah, I would believe that.
I believe that, yeah,
I believe that there was plenty of smart people
that fucking figured that out.
Mathematically.
Oh my God.
Are you going to tell me now
that the sun goes around the fucking earth?
Okay.
I don't know what to tell you here, buddy.
Okay.
I'm sure you're aware of the origins of NASA
being that America took in war criminals,
an organization we should be skeptical of
at the very least.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I agree with that.
But like,
the thing about it is,
is then every single fucking country,
our allies,
our enemies,
every fucking leader,
all of them,
all the scientists,
all got on the same page
for this fucking lie.
They can't get on the same page
about anything.
We can't even get on the same page
about what to do
or what not to do
with this fucking virus.
But you're telling me
all of these world leaders
who constantly fight each other,
constantly make up shit,
constantly steal from each other,
constantly try to wipe each other out.
The one place where they all agree
to lie about
is that the world's round.
That's what the fuck you're telling me.
Like I said before,
I am not intelligent
in a standard sense.
Well, neither am I.
Okay,
but I'm smart enough
to listen to other,
I don't know,
whatever.
I have been told
I'm more wise than smart.
I'm not a Christian.
I am college educated,
currently serving
in the California Army National Guard.
Well, that's great.
Have somebody take you up
in a fucking plane.
Thanks and go fuck yourself
with knowledge.
Yeah, buddy,
I'm not wasting my time with that.
I am not wasting
my fucking time with that
until somebody can,
here's the deal.
I will read that shit
if you can tell me
what the advantage of
is telling a meathead like me
that it is fucking round
when it's actually flat.
Actually,
fuck all of that.
There is video
about everything.
Everybody has a fucking camera
with them right now.
Send me video
of somebody standing
on the fucking ice wall.
Okay?
At the edge
of the fucking,
all of these fucking people
that have pilot's licenses
and have boats
and all of this shit,
somehow,
they've never gone out
and seen it
and posted it
on their fucking YouTube page
like,
hey man,
I don't want to freak people out
but like,
I was sailing around the world
and got a little lost
and I ran into a fucking wall
right in the middle of the ocean
and then I climbed up on it.
I mean,
what the fuck?