Name: Bill Burr Visits Las Vegas
Uploaded: 2023-11-30T20:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Visits Las Vegas' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Visits Las Vegas' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-30. Transcript available.

I had a great fucking time in Las Vegas.
I want to thank everybody that came out,
played this beautiful theater out there,
and wrapped up the Bill Burr live tour.
You know, it's funny, every time you have a tour,
they want you to come up with a new fucking name.
It's just like, dude, there's no names left.
Like, what am I supposed to call it?
Bill Burr, serendipity.
The serendipity tour, serendipitous.
The gesticulation tour.
Like, it's like trying to name a stand-up special.
Like, there's been so many of them.
What is left?
That's a good name.
What is left?
And we'll take a picture of you,
and you're shrugging your shoulders?
That's going to be the name of my next special.
Right?
That's how I thought it was going to work.
Right?
And I'll just be shrugging my shoulders like,
what are you going to do?
The fuck are you going to do?
I do want to talk a little bit of shit, though.
I went to that Formula One race last night in Las Vegas.
It was fucking amazing.
It was amazing.
And, you know, there's a lot of F1 fans were going,
oh, my God, what a boring track and all of that.
So I was getting, like, all self-conscious, like,
ah, you know, Americans, what did we do wrong this time?
What's the problem?
There's not enough turns, not enough chicanes for you,
for your purest heart.
Well, you know why that is, Europe?
Because we have land over here.
All right?
Your countries are the size of states over here.
We actually have fucking land.
We don't have to, like, pave over some cow path.
All right?
That Henry VIII walked down when he was telling everybody
to go fuck themselves because he was eating all the turkey legs
or whatever the fuck those idiots did.
Yeah, you could go from basically the stratosphere
all the way up to the MGM going over fucking 200 miles an hour.
I was sitting on that straightaway, and they were passing each other.
They were making moves down that fucking straightaway
over 200 miles an hour.
How many overtakes were there?
I mean, are you really going to sit there?
I get you don't like America.
I get that you think we're fucking stupid,
but you're going to sit there and tell me that race wasn't entertaining?
I fucking loved that race, and I loved how American it was.
Minimal amount of turns, foot to the fucking floor,
bunch of passing.
It was over fast.
Fucking race was only like an hour and 45, hour and 50 minutes.
And then in the end, there was a ridiculous display of fireworks.
Like, like that fireworks, it could have ended a minute earlier,
and it kept going.
Just total excess, you know, just all about the highlights.
It was very American.
So I felt that it was authentic.
And I actually think that it helps the sport
because all of the purists that love all those legendary tracks
around the world can now feel more pure
because they can compare it to Vegas
where we have, like, storm drains popping up
and fucking destroying cars.
You know?
I mean, I think it all worked out.
Dude, I had no idea that Max Verstappen,
who I was calling Sebastian Vettel,
that's how fucking long it's been since I watched Formula One.
I just got so fucking bored with Lewis Hamilton
winning every single fucking week.
It was just, it was stupid.
Not stupid.
I mean, I respect the guy and all of that,
but it was just like, why am I, why am I watching this?
And it'd be 72 laps,
58 laps of Lewis Hamilton in first place.
What's, you know,
it would get to the point sometimes
he would have such a lead.
They would, they wouldn't show him for like 20 minutes.
They'd be showing the battle for second or third place
because that was the only place where there was action.
And now, what is it?
Fucking Max Verstappen has won 18 out of 20 races.
It's a very dominant time.
They got to bring back that fucking kid.
In 2015, that was the best year of racing that I saw.
That was like Days of Thunder meets fucking Formula One.
What the fuck was his name?
I can't remember.
It was, it was Lewis Hamilton's teammate
and they were smashing into each other.
It's a good time.
So anyway, we went there.
I want to thank everybody at Formula One.
We had such a great time.
Those cars were so goddamn fast
and we were so close.
It was literally shaking the stands that we were on,
the makeshift stands.
And I don't know what all the fucking complaining was about.
Everybody was fucking bitch moaning and complaining.
It was like, look, it's the first year.
They're going to make some mistakes, you know,
but I think overall,
that was one of the most exciting races.
I mean, that's the third one I've been to.
I've been to Austin and Montreal
and that was head and shoulders.
As far as excitement went,
head and shoulders above the other two.
And the other two were fun,
but this one was just insane.
I mean, like, what was it?
Sergio Perez,
Max Verstappen,
and
the fucking Ferrari driver,
what the fuck's his name?
Leclerc or whatever.
They all were in first place
at some point during the race,
passing each other
and whatnot.
It was amazing.
So,
love it or hate it.
That's what the track looks like.
I mean, come on.
You didn't think going by the sphere was amazing?
You saw in the end
when the sphere turned into a soccer ball.
A little tip of the cap
to the rest of the fucking world.
You know?
Like, there you go.
There's the ball you all love.