Name: Heckling After A Show Ends - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2023-12-06T16:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Heckling After A Show Ends - Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Heckling After A Show Ends - Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-06. Transcript available.

my last show in new york i went down there i had the best time i tried out all
this new material
and i actually walked into the comedy store and you know they have the original
room
and then they have the main room the original room is the part of the original
club when they
just bought half of it it used to be a nightclub called ceros and uh where the
original room sits
i think was the back of the main room so um anyways whatever come out to la
just walk in
take a look at it so i go what's going on in the main room and they go dick gregory
i go what they
go dick greg i go dick gregory is on stage right now and they were like yeah
and i went in there
and the guy was fucking hilarious still funny as hell still edgy talking about
topical stuff he was
talking about paris he was talking about all this just right up to date stuff
um he was fucking amazing
so that gave me a charge so then i go into the the uh the original room they
bring me up i start doing
my thing everything's going great you know i did my little wage gap gift i got
a joke and then i get
off stage thanks a lot and uh all of a sudden this lady she comes up to me and
then she just wants to
present her case she's like you know well actually i'm in my mid-30s and now i'm
in an age now that when
i go out with the guy he wants to go dutch he expects me to pay for half and
then i just go well
yeah you should you know you should i don't think it's asking too much you're
in your 30s you've
demonstrated that you're not a first round draft pick at this point you know
you're up like me so
i know i'm up i know you're up or maybe too driven to commit to anything so you
know we got
to keep each other at arm's length here right so i pay for my shit you pay for
your
shit i couldn't be like i couldn't even listen to like that's that's your big
fucking complaint in life that for the first 30 years you got free fucking food
and drinks
like as a guide you know how far back into my life i got them they get to live
like eight-year-olds
remember when you were a kid you just walked around as a kid you had no money
you went out with your
parents you had all day you ate you had drinks you're not not booze but you
know got yourself a
high c whatever the hell you had you know went to a ball game whatever you
never went in your pockets
the life of a kid you know you essentially not like look i obviously know women
don't just
not pay for fucking anything but i'm just saying that when they get courted you
know
you don't have to pay for generally speaking right so anyway so she comes up to
me i just
didn't want to hear it and uh i made the mistake i treated her like a guy and i
feel bad i just completely
i just gave her and then she was like oh you're being mean and everything i
mean it's a comedy club
we're comedians this is what we do and then she wanted to make her point and i
just you know it's
all right and i just walked away and then of course i made the mistake of
asking another comic i go was
i just too mean there and he's like yeah no no comedian will never say you're
too mean no no no
i said you know seemed about right felt like the uh the right level of it
um that's a pet peeve of mine i don't like when i'm standing on stage and you
could heckle me
while i'm making my point instead you don't you wait till i get off stage and
then you want to have
some fucking you know charlie rose conversation about what the you think of the
job i don't give a
shit at that point i you know i would much rather that you yell out during my
show
like hey i'm in my 30s i gotta pay for a date that we could add that hilarious
conversation a
little back and forth but instead you know i gotta get off stage and then you
come up to me
like i'm being debriefed after my shift you know what i mean see where i went
right and see where i
went wrong like i don't want to fucking hear that but you're more than welcome
to heckle me i don't
give a shit i don't care about that you know i'm up there it's me in the mic
stand you know i feel safe
ah who's kidding i was probably too much of an asshole what do you what do you
want from me