Name: Bill Burr is Addicted to iPhone Games
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr is Addicted to iPhone Games' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr is Addicted to iPhone Games' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-08. Transcript available.

I think I've done all of my business that I have to fucking do and I think I'm
off this week
and I'm going to try to do something that I don't know how to do is basically
sit around
and fucking do nothing. You know, that's what the fuck I want to do. I got to
get smart again.
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever said. You know, my problem is I'm
not,
I'm not smart. I got to get smart again. No, I kind of just was working out. I
was doing fine
and then I got a little sick and, uh, you know, stop working out, stop
stretching,
stop practicing my French, got fucking addicted to my phone again. I mean, I
think even when I have
my phone under control, it's fucking insane how much I'm looking at my phone,
just looking at it
constantly looking at it. I was on a plane today and I was like, this is it.
This is the last stupid
game on your phone that you're going to look at. And I just kept going. I play
this stupid
fucking, you know, word search game. And I'm like obsessed. Like I have to do
it every single day.
They have the daily one, you know, to get you hooked on it. And I don't want to
miss it. Cause
if you miss one, then you don't get the bonus points for doing it 10 days in a
row. And then
20 days in a row, then the whole, the whole fucking thing is designed to
fucking have you addicted to
it. I was doing, Oh man, a few months ago. You're going to believe what I was
doing. I was reading
books. You know, I was practicing French.
I was fucking laying off bread. I was fucking killing it. I don't know what
happened.
Fucking, I don't know. I just, I got, I just, I'm now like, just like, I'm just
another guy
standing in line that just put his name in
Sunday morning at Denny's. Hey, you want to go to Denny's? Like everybody else
is going to do after
church and just fucking stand outside next to everybody else, staring at their
fucking phones.
It's like, what am I doing? I only have so much time on this earth. I'm going
to sit here and play
these stupid cell phone fucking game. I'm sorry guys. I'm going to fucking,
I'm going to a bizarre place right now. I'm also fucking upset because I
fucking bet the Seattle
Seahawks and they had the goddamn game one. I thought, and then they lost it.
And then they
came down and they could have won it and they missed a field goal. How fucking
funny is that?
Like, you know, gambling on sports. It's literally like my team isn't even
playing this week. I should
just have the week off and just enjoy the games. But instead I get upset
because two NFC fucking
West teams, like I give a fuck about that division. I don't give a fuck about
the NFC West until my
team goes to the Superbowl and if there's a fucking guy, a team from that. Have
we ever played
anybody from the West? Oh, we played the Rams and we played the Seahawks. Beat
them both.
Yes, we did in happier days.