Name: Bill Burr VS Hecklers
Uploaded: 2023-12-20T17:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr VS Hecklers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr VS Hecklers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-20. Transcript available.

you know we went out we did two shows the crowds are great uh had one knucklehead
both shows
you know there was some woman in the front row i mean she just was not laughing
and i was like
all right well you know i am saying the i'm saying so i get it right and she
was just sitting there
just staring at me like so glumly this look of pain on her face and i'm just
thinking like why
doesn't she just leave right i just don't understand you know what i mean white
women
for some reason when they don't like something they won't leave it they they
can't just be like okay
this is not for me they it they the everything has to change everybody around
them is enjoying it but
they're not enjoying it so the whole thing has to stop like i sort of saw a
glimpse of something that
happened to some comic or some white woman came up on the fucking stage and was
just standing there
and and as usual the absolutely horrific security at a fucking comedy club um
so anyway
i'm getting into my final fucking 10 minutes she's in the front row and she has
her head in her hands
looking down at the floor and at that point i'm like did she take some edibles
like i don't know what
the fuck is going on here but like i am seasoned enough now that i never even
fucking addressed it
and i was just like well everybody else is having a good time and she has free
will to get up and
fucking walk out of here so i you know had a great time and right as i was
getting to the closer she
she got up and the guy she was with got up and they walked out which was
fucking hilarious to me
because it's like you literally had 90 minutes
well i mean i wasn't on for that long i was on for like an hour 10 hour and 15
but you had well over
a fucking hour to just stand up and leave um i don't know maybe she was sick
she looked like she
fucking you know just lost a playoff series in the end like the level of drama
was uh i'm not gonna lie to you it was a little disturbing so to the point like
i'm doing my
shit and i'm thinking in my head like did she just get a text that something's
going on bad at home or
something you know did she just get dragged to the show and so anyway but you
know rest of the crowd
everybody had a great time and that was it and then i fucking uh the next show
i do crowds even
fucking better and you know my friends already saw me on the first show so i
was winging it
fucking around so it really freed me up and i had an even better set on the
second show was
fucking having a great time and then i just had the commenter down front trying
to guess where i
was going and blah blah blah blah and just so wanted to be a part of the show
so i ignore this guy
i ignore this guy and i'm catching i caught a zone and i'm just the set is just
flying
just flying clear skies everything's great 30 years of experience no one else
can hear the guy
don't say anything and then i'm doing this corporate guy where i'm saying you
know when you
have great sound you can bring your voice down and say all this crazy shit and
i'm in the middle of
that stuff and this guy's trying to guess the punchline and i just i don't know
the old me came up
i just snapped i was like will you shut the fuck up will you shut the fuck and
he stands up oh oh oh
couldn't wait to stand up couldn't wait to stand up i go stop acting like you
don't know what you're doing
shut the fuck up and he was trying to talk i just go shut the fuck up sit down
and shut the
fuck up you've been talking the whole fucking show just a complete 100
attention whore so then i
fucked up all the momentum i had you know probably fucked up the end of the
show a little bit
and then the self-involved douche i almost started laughing he was sitting
there with like this hurt
look on his face um you know it's just like dude if you're that much of an
attention whore do what i
do go down to a open mic write five minutes a joke but shut the oh i forgot
another guy when i was in
detroit i was towards the end of my act this guy just goes hey bell bell bell
bell bell if i go what
he goes it's always been a dream of mine to hug you or something like that it's
just like all right
well unfortunately sir i don't share your dream right and i just i don't even
know what the
hell happened with that guy i think some people you know they know where i'm
from and then they watch
goodwill hunting too many times and then they think that they're just gonna
start saying you know it's
not your fault it's not your fault and i'm gonna like collapse and cry in their
arms i don't know
what the fuck it was really weird there was like one weirdo i did five shows
and i had three weirdos
but everybody else was unbelievable and i want to thank everyone in detroit and
milwaukee that came out