Name: Bill Burr on 'The Enhanced Games' (Olympics with Steroids)
Uploaded: 2024-02-14T17:30:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on 'The Enhanced Games' (Olympics with Steroids)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-14. Transcript available.

all right what do we got here this says bill you called it oh did i you called
it all steroid
olympics oh yeah i did a bit about that a long time ago hey billy the buff look
like some
billionaires have been listening to your podcast and now they're funding an all-juice
olympics
they call it the enhanced games
enhanced in certain areas but their balls are all shriveled up and the press
release says the
enhanced games the modern reinvention of the olympic games that does not have
drug testing
oh my god i want to see a bearded lady clean jerk like a thousand fucking
pounds
uh billionaires like paypal founder peter thiel see the vision of a new model
of sports that openly
celebrates scientific innovation and honestly represents the use of performance
enhancements
in sports today well that's interesting if you don't demonize steroids and you
let
i mean it's weird like steroids are demonized in sports but if you're a singer
you know and you got to sing tip throat through the tulips that night and your
voice is
you know under the weather they'll give you a steroid right so um i don't know
would you watch an all
steroid football league are these billionaires just testing new drugs for their
super soldier private
militias are we in an 80s sci-fi movie i would say yes to all of that
um i would watch an all steroid football league i think i kind of do already
uh are these billionaires just testing new drugs for their super soldiers
probably oh 100 percent
100 um cvs is doing that the grocery stores are doing that like we're all
fucking lab rats
when i was a funny thing about you know people drawing the line like i'm not
going to get the
vaccine which really was just a booster um people drew the line in the sand
there but you know i just
watched the thing the other day that said like quaker oats was i've eaten my
whole life like
the level of poison that's in that and i'm like okay now do i believe this what
do i
like if half the shit that they're saying is true like they're yeah the whole
this whole thing is an
experiment um but i maintain they can't stop you from having a good time and
they can't stop you
from deciding to be a sweetheart and just be nice to people just be empathetic
that guy's trying to
come in your lane just let him do it give him the fucking thumbs up that's it i'm
trying to do that
next time why did you fucking learn how to drive you just be like yeah you're
right sorry i didn't
see you it's a bonehead move you're 100 right sorry about that you just see
they don't know what
to do with it um i don't know or maybe i'm just fucking oversimplifying it i
mean that's my only
solution like i can't watch i mean i did we just go to war with iran is this joe
biden's way of trying
to stay in office you know what i mean which is another funny thing that i just
love how liberals
think liberals are liberal i mean bill clinton didn't he bomb a country to get
the whole that
whole blowjob away from him you know i mean these people they're not human they're
not fucking human
it's like you decide to do this and you drop bombs they don't just land on the
people you you're you're
killing people's families like they're fucking unbelievable he's a liberal he
wants to give
everything away now he's over here bombing a fucking country that guy is about
as fucking liberal as uh
i don't know what um eastern europe in the fucking 80s uh all right