Name: Bill Burr - Wife Gets A Nosejob Without Telling Me
Uploaded: 2024-03-27T21:00:35.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Wife Gets A Nosejob Without Telling Me' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-27. Transcript available.

all right nose job hey billy big tits bird nice fan of your comedy and a long
time listener to
the podcast never had a reason to write in but have a bit of a situation i'd
like to hear your
take on my wife's uncle back in thailand got sick like terminal cancer sick uh
so my wife went to go
see him the kids and me stayed behind because of school and work anyway anyhow
sorry my wife
video chats a week into the trip and she's got bandages all over her nose
she went and got a fucking nose job while she was out there and didn't
communicate with me at all about
it this is like such a classic man of today now i get that it's her body you
have to say that so that's
like fucking if you get a bad nose job it literally changes how you look anyway
i also wouldn't go
out and get okay i and i get that it's her body i also but i also wouldn't go
out and get a face
tattoo without having a conversation with her about it first what's worse is it
looks terrible
she looked great before and now every time i look at her i am angry i don't
know how to get past it
she's coming home today and i don't know how i'm going to get through the anger
i have anyway would
love to hear your take on the lovely knee if she's around
p.s that john lovett's podcast was hilarious loving hearing you guys shit on
each other i was dying on
the on the way to work thanks for the laughs and go fuck yourself um
yeah i have to be honest with you that's like you're 100 in the right to feel
angry about that
i mean that's something you definitely have to have a conversation with the
other person about
um
like i don't even like
yeah you're saying it like looks bad and like why
why did she go to thailand to get it done
was is that the place like i know every like
in my business whatever everybody keeps going to turkey to get like hair plugs
and shit
so and it must be the place to go
um maybe thailand is they're doing the best nose jobs i don't know but um
to do something like that
without saying anything i mean that's like
and then that's also like
well what else are you fucking doing out there
i mean i 100 percent understand
your anger i mean
why would she do that without
talking to you first
and you know what sucks about being a guy
is you have to manage that anger
and you have to bring it down
and then you have to sit until
where they could just come in and be like
oh my god what the fuck did you do
and ah they could just they could just
ah and fucking emote
but the reason why they're allowed to do that
is because generally speaking
they can't beat the shit out of you
so as a man you have to watch your anger around the woman
because it's it's just a different thing i guess
i don't know or it's probably the usual thing
where they can do whatever the fuck they want
and you you know you have to like
exist by a different set of rules
um i don't know what to tell you dude
i think it's
i think it's beyond fucked up
that is such a huge fucking decision
and then on top of that
she got one
that doesn't look good
according to you
it doesn't look good
and it
i i don't
i mean that's fucked up
it's like i married you
and you just changed you
now i feel like uh
oh my god
the robot version of you showed up
or it's sort of you
but not quite you
um
i gotta be honest with you
i i i have to tap out on this one
i don't know what i would do
i don't i would be
once i got through the anger
i would be really sad
that i'm not married to the person
i used to be married to
the person that i looked at
the face that i fell in love with
that she just went out and fucking altered
that that's really fucked up dude
that's really fucked up
so i'll just do this
i'm supporting you
you have every right to be angry
um
and then like
what are you supposed to do
what are you going to tell her
it looks horrible
you can't do that
that they could
they could say
you look stupid
and then a week later
just be like
i'm sorry i said that
i was just angry
you have to understand
that what you did upset me
it's always you know
it always comes back around them
um
so uh
yeah i would get professional help
on that one
oh my god
oh yeah
she would let you have it
and now all i do
when you're at work
is i go back
and look at old pictures of you
being like
why did he do it
that's what they would do
if you do that to her
then you'll never hear the end of it
i came home with my new nose
and i needed to be supported
and you made me feel ugly
that's what
that's what she would do
like there's
do you know what it is with them
there's no fucking winning
there's no fucking
there's just no fucking winning
and then the best part
is like
the
the
basically
the
i don't know what
the slug line
that's going on out there
is that
there
if there's a victim
in the relationship
it's them
wow buddy
i i feel for you
and i and i think you have
every right in the world
to be angry
sad
depressed
jesus fucking christ
what a fucking thing to do
without saying
i want to hear from the ladies
what do you what do you think
out there
you know what i mean
i mean at least if you got
like fake titties
they can
they don't even do the bag anymore
dude
i'm saying they can reverse it
you can't reverse a fucking nose job
oh my god
yeah that's fucked up
i don't want to tell you dude
that is just
fucked up
and you're 100% right
to feel fucked up about it
so
you have to just not get mad
and just be like
yeah i can't
i don't even know
you don't look like
the same person i married
and then she's gonna fucking
storm out of the room
and cry
and then you're gonna have
to apologize to her
because
and
it's just
i'm sorry
i thought you'd like it
i'm sorry you think i'm ugly
all right
it's just there's no
fucking way
i don't i don't know of a way
hey ladies
we need
how can he approach this subject
and actually be heard
and what the fuck
is he supposed to do
that now
he went from being married to her
to being married to her cousin
or her not as good looking sister
there's always the hot one
all right