Name: Bill Burr Rates Corporate Jargon
Uploaded: 2024-04-12T15:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Rates Corporate Jargon' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Rates Corporate Jargon' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-12. Transcript available.

Bullshit corporate lingo. It's been a while since I fucking snapped on this
podcast. It's probably
a good thing. Um, bullshit corporate lingo. Hey, Billy Baroo. Um, love you broaching
the topic of
horrible, meaningless dipshit corporate lingo. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. When I was,
when I was talking
about, uh, I was looking at these penthouse high rise, you know, you see these
buildings in New
York. You're like, what's the story with that thing? And there's always just
some fucking
manicured, uh, real estate agent showing the penthouse, you know, for $180
million. What
does this get you in New York? And the guy kept going. And over here we have a
corner moment.
He kept going corner moment. And it was all it was, was he was standing in the
corner and you could
look out, you know, two sides of the building and then he'd be like, and over
here we have another
corner moment. So in my business, they say all that dumb shit, you know, you
know, let's, uh,
let's get our ducks in a row. Let's circle back. Uh, let's use your social
media assets. Um,
once we liberate the assets on the social media platform to get traction and
just all of that
fucking horrible shit that they say. Um, so this person is saying that I, I, I
brought up that
topic. So this person says, I deal with it constantly at my soul sucking job so
much so
that me and my friends have a group chat dedicated to what we hear in these
meetings. Hope you enjoy
some of the hall of famers best to me and go fuck yourself are all these are
great. Please bring
these in. And I, if you work in the corporate world, like why just stop using
these level set
equals to get on the same page. Let's meet to level set expectations.
What does that mean? So that basically means they're going to fuck you over and
you're too
excited that they're not going to a bio break is a bathroom break.
Keep me honest equals. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
That's the definition, but team, please keep me honest. I like team teams.
Another fucking annoying
one. Scope creep is losing sight of the goal. These new requests are causing
scope creep.
Why do they vote? What's wrong with saying it's causing us to lose sight of the
goal.
Double click, go into more detail. Can we double click on that topic?
Ugh. Ugh. These are fucking horrible. These make you want to go punch somebody.
Different flavor of variation. This is the same report, just with a different
flavor.
Ah, well, that one isn't too bad. That one doesn't bug me.
Oh my God. Scope creep, a bio break.
I mean, there has to be a happy medium between I got to take a shit in a bio
break.
Bye.