Name: Dork Launches Motorcycle | Bill Burr w. Dean Delray
Uploaded: 2024-08-18T18:33:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dork Launches Motorcycle | Bill Burr w. Dean Delray' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dork Launches Motorcycle | Bill Burr w. Dean Delray' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-18. Transcript available.

all right so this guy comes down he comes down harley this particular year has
this bike that
looks like evil knievels it's awesome it's red white and blue it's a dinah and
the guy comes
down and he goes yeah man i want to get a bike and i go okay cool he's looking
around he goes i want
that one the evil knievel one i go yeah no problem he goes i'll be back in an
hour with the check he
comes back he gets it it happens to be about two in the afternoon we all would
hang out in the
parking lot a couple guys smoke cigarettes sit out there a food truck would
always be there
the guy comes in he gets on the bike and you always go over the bike with him
you're like blinker here
blinker there starter here one down five up you know the gate you're just going
through the stuff
don't go fast the tires are new so he gets on the bike he starts and he gets
the helmet on
we're all standing there and i go all right thanks a lot i knew something was
wrong
when i shook his hand because it was wet you know i go oh this guy's nervous oh
no for sure wet hand
and so he turns he starts it i go all right take it easy and he starts revving
it like you do a dirt
bike when you see dirt bikes racing they're like and then the gate goes down
so he starts revving it
and before i go no yes i go no he lets the clutch out wide open
and i've never seen this in my life the harley leaves the ground he flies off
it leaves the ground
like a fucking bucking bronco i've never seen a harley leave the ground it goes
off the ground it hits
and starts coming at us like a ghost ride ghost riding and the two guys are
like this is one guy he
worked in sale parts he was smoking a cigarette he dives out of the way it plows
over four bikes
smashes into the bench oh god he immediately has an insurance claim is he on
his back where he's laying
there and then oh i never never forgot what he said oh my god he goes oh no oh
no oh no
that's what he's saying laying on his back and all of us ran inside laughing
like oh my god
we knew he wasn't hurt and you didn't give a fuck about the other bikes oh no
because his insurance
now he's got an insurance claim on five bikes his and the four he ran over just
fucking plowed
them all and we're like dude i almost said oh no dude we were laughing so he
said oh no for every bike
he hit yeah then he fucking gets up his girlfriend drives him home and like a
month later wait where
is his girlfriend she drove down to get him yeah she drove him to drop him off
to get the bike you know
like a drop off and uh she's standing there and we're like oh wow and we're
giving him the old
don't worry dude it's okay but inside we're like what the fuck all right so
then do you what does he
walk back through the store he just gets in the car and he leaves and we move
the bike he didn't look at
any of you guys nope we moved the bike to service the tank is destroyed the taillights
are broke the
shifter's bent for weeks all of us would come into work oh no oh no fast
forward a month later this
woman comes down and she's all hey i'm here to pick up steve's bike and we're
like what where where's
steve oh yeah yeah he had to work or some bullshit and she wrote it out of
there no way yeah dude
she wrote it out of there oh my god dude