Name: Turkish Hair Transplants Are WILD | Bill Burr & Dean Delray
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Turkish Hair Transplants Are WILD | Bill Burr & Dean Delray' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-18. Transcript available.

What I did when I was coming up is whatever I was running into, once I went
through that, that was, I felt was holding me back whenever I would, I would go
through the depression of it.
And then I would just look at somebody who was in the same boat and made it.
I'm like, all right, that's my guy.
Right.
Yeah.
So like I always use the going bald thing and I was just like, oh, fuck, I'm
going bald.
I wasn't getting work with the full head of red hair.
Everybody wants to give me a fucking Richie Cunningham role.
What the fuck?
And I started losing my hair and I was like, oh, no, man.
This is going to be over.
And then I just went like, no, fuck that.
Ed Harris, Yul Brynner.
And I just started looking at all these bald guys.
New hero.
Yeah.
Fucking Telly Savalas.
And I was just like, those guys made it.
But it was like out of necessity.
Yeah.
Because if it wasn't, I was just going to be in some fucking comedy condo by
myself going bald, wanting to kill myself.
So this is before, by the way, they had these these new Turkish hair systems.
Oh, yeah.
Have you.
Oh, my God.
We're laughing at that, like, flights home.
There's like.
Oh, my God.
You have to look up.
Somebody took a picture.
And it's like, I think it's so goddamn funny.
Yeah.
And like, and it's like classic, the classic thing, like the shame.
Like, like, you know, people make fun of women with plastic shows or whatever.
But you can fucking go in on a dude with fucking, that's coming with the hair.
It's fucking.
Oh, my God.
Hilarious.
Oh, my God.
And it looks so fucking painful.
Scary.
Right?
Dude, it looks like they put a fucking cheese grater on everybody's fucking
head.
Yeah.
And they, like, someone put them in a headlock and just went like that.
And they're just, they're all sitting there, like, bandaged, like this MASH
unit flying
home from fucking, from war.
Dude, I gotta, like, I don't want to out the guy.
But, like, dude, there's a guy.
Oh, I know a few guys.
No, I know, no, this guy is not in show business.
Yeah.
He's like a handyman.
He, like, fixes shit, like elevators and stuff.
I know this dude.
He's like in his fucking 60s.
He goes and gets the full hair.
He did.
Oh, man.
No, but it looks great.
And I gotta tell you, he's happy as hell.
Yeah.
And he lost some weight and everything.
But I'm just sitting there, like.
Is he single?
Is that why?
No.
Wow.
He did.
He just, he had, like, you know, he did, like, a, it was very
female energy.
Like, I don't like the way I look and I'm going to change it and I'm
going to live my best life.
And there's, like, men doing that right now.
So I actually felt really good for him.
But it was also funny to me.
Like, why do you need a full head of hair to be in your 60s repairing
elevators?
Well, some people.
Do you want to, like, have your big wrench and just.
Yeah.
Just waving it back.
He wants to get a headband.
Some people, it doesn't work on him, though.
You see him, right?
And it's, like, all shitty a year later.
Like, it didn't take.
Oh.
Have they worked their way past that yet?
I don't know.
Because I know a guy that got one, like, a year ago.
And I saw him recently.
I thought you were going to launch into a song about a guy.
I know a guy.
Sounded like people would be vamping underneath.
I know a guy got some hair plugs.
Just doing this.
This one goes on.
Everybody just get back from Turkey.
I'll tell you this right now.
That's going to be a line in a song.
Yeah.
But the hair plugs didn't take.
So he's still stuck in that town going bald at the Duncans.
Wondering what to do next.
A bad Springsteen cover bed.
Oh, it's all bad Springsteen.
Get your hair done.
Get it done now.
Yeah.
Hope it sticks or you'll be.
And it'll be a metaphor for some sort of, like, oppression.
Yeah.
Check out 5836.
April 17th.
April 17th.
YouTube.
Yep.
Patreon right now.
You can buy it on Patreon.
What's, where, where on?
Patreon.com slash Dean Dale Ray.
And once again, thank you so much.
Yeah, no worries, dude.
We're going to blow this thing up.
Fucking amazing.
Go out there.
Get some money.
Oh, man.
Go buy some motorcycles.
Ha ha.
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