Name: Bill Burr on A.I. STEALING Jobs!
Uploaded: 2025-05-22T15:01:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on A.I. STEALING Jobs!' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-22. Transcript available.

huge fan here i was able to catch your drop dead years set live at the hollywood
bowl and i was
laughing my ass off the whole time best special yet i thought you might want to
know about this
new ai company popping up in san francisco where i live that is seek is
directly stealing jobs from
college grads all right these freaks call themselves artisans and they are
virtual bdrs
business development reps a bdr is essentially an entry-level sales position
for grads trying to
break into the business world a starting position to move up in that company a
spot to learn about
an industry to gain experience etc i myself started as a bdr selling data to
real estate developers i
learned about the industry now i am a developer good trajectory right these
dipshits don't seem
think so um anyways the worst part are their creepy ass billboards they feature
this ai created broad
with fake blue eyes with captions like stop hiring humans whoa that's
aggressive artisans won't bail
on work for a napa trip now they're blaming you for being human this is
happening in san francisco and
my favorite ava won't miss work after a long light long night at balboa a
famous bar down the street from the
billboard wow okay these people that make these things i am telling you right
now these people are a fucking
virus there's human beings out there that are a virus and need to be fucking
eradicated and virus people for whatever reason are built to tell
to tell normal people the direction that we are all headed in but there's
another part of me that thinks that that's
god's plan if you believe in a higher power i think it's all sort of the uh you
know that there's this bacteria in your gut
that is there your whole life for when you die and when you die for whatever
reason it activates and its job is to
begin the decomposing process so i feel like sociopaths narcissists
and people that that are just
you know one of these you know win at any cost
you know fake it till you make it these psychos
uh with no boundaries i feel like their job is to end the human race and
everything on this planet
has a beginning middle and end i think god's just watching it like a tv show
and this is sort of the uh
you know that movie westworld like all the different periods technology from
cavemen
to like roman times colonization slavery world wars all of this shit has just
been like
you know different period pieces to watch and then when the robots come god's
just going to be watching
it like he's watching like blade runner or something but will it will all be
wildly
entertaining and um i think these sociopaths will always keep us divided we'll
never be able to fight
back against them and what will take them out is the same thing that's going to
take us out which
is technology that's what i think but i'll tell you this man they can't stop
you from having a good
time and being nice to another human being uh you watch these politicians get
paid off by these ai
people and and you know if we start like rebelling against robots these robots
will get rights and if
you tip over a robot in the future it will be considered a hate crime anyway
sure these demon
corporations will save money in the short term on wages but hiring a bdr is how
companies identify
talent and promote from within i'm laughing to myself thinking about the day
when they come out with
ai sales managers and ai execs so fucking short-sighted yeah they'll basically
get run over by the bus that
they think they're on yeah that's how the world works everybody thinks they're
on the bus but you're
really hanging on to the hood ornament like indiana jones
anyway i have attached pics of the billboard below if you want to tweet about
it thanks for the laughs
and go fuck yourself wow wow wow i mean that's like a that's a watershed moment
in advertising
it's not a good moment but it is it is a
a definite things are not the same again the first billboard
that is openly hostile towards human labor wow
i don't know i don't know i don't know what it's going to take what what can
you do to bring us all
together as human beings that's not that that type of stuff does not care about
red or blue ties
you guys got to get out of this politics stuff you got to get out of these ideologies
you got to get out
of this you're a conservative i'm a liberal you're a snowflake i'm a this or
whatever got to get out
of that stuff racism all of that stuff it's all it's all designed so this stuff
can take us out just
keeping us divided it's so there is an us and there is a them but the them is
is not who you think it is
and it's a small handful of fucking people um anyway but everybody thinks that's
tin tin
fucking hat whatever the fuck they say i don't know