Name: The Government OWNS Your Face! | Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2025-08-10T17:00:15.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Government OWNS Your Face! | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-10. Transcript available.

facial recognition hey Billy bellowing bugle I had an interesting experience at
LAX recently
coming back from an international flight that I was curious what your thoughts
are going through
the U.S. customs we were told that we were not we would not need our passport
as they were using
facial recognition technology yeah I've dealt with that yeah my immediate
question was where
are they putting our faces when they're done well they could get that
information now if you go to
a fucking clippers game all of these people no I'm telling you it feels like
facial recognition
this feels like the beginnings of like you know they put something on your
clothing which leads to
a tattoo on your arm which leads to your robot replacements it's it's like I
don't know what
they're doing with it or maybe it's just so you'll it's easier for them to
figure out what widget you
want to buy you would think with driver license driver's license home address
passport birth
certificate social security number that they had enough information that your
phone tracks you
this whole new thing that they need to map your fucking face I don't know it
indicates to me a
level of oppression or control beyond what the scope of what you could ever
imagine I mean and I also
think that it's healthy to be paranoid about it anyways continue on going
through the U.S. customs
my immediate question was where are they putting our face I was a little
disconnected giving the
increasingly active role private entities are playing in the federal government
well it's all been
privatized because they convinced these people that you don't want government
involved in your life
in your life they they pitched it on you don't want them involved in your life
what they're really
saying is we don't want them to regulate our international corporation that's
why you have monopolies
now that are not monopolies that's why when the DOJ comes in and tries to say
you are a monopoly for
the fourth or fifth time it somehow goes away because they just pay them off
because it's legal now
oh Jesus I got to give you guys some sort of ray of light um anyway because I'm
not sure if this place
if this has been in place for a while uh if it's a pilot program an LAX thing
only yada yada but I had
never experienced this before I know there's no such thing as owning your face
slash likeness
oh yeah there will be a thing it'll be that they own it not you though but this
just felt a little
dystopian and right in your face pun intended thanks for your laugh advice and
general levity
you bring to the this craziness take care and go fuck yourself um yeah I think
that they're moving
towards a level of control that's not going to work they've always tried to do
this and in the end the
people always rebel and uh it doesn't work out that's what's it fascinates me
about people
who live in a free country but support fascist dead fascist people from the
past it's like you realize
that uh first of all those people failed and that people aren't going to put up
with you you're you're
getting involved with a loser here um and also the horrible things that fascist
people have done
and that comes from me who allegedly lives in a democracy and the horrible
thing they're just
they're all doing horrible things but the people are cool I highly recommend
traveling and and and
and don't go to go see the fucking mona mona lisa go hang out with the people
talk to them
and listen to what they have to say and what they're into what they want it's
pretty much the
same it's not a big ask I just feel that sociopaths run things and so they don't
feel feelings so the
only way they get off is I don't know hurting people and watching them suffer
that seems to be the only
thing they're into