Name: Crazy Moment Golfer Tries to FIGHT Former NHL Player | Bill Burr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crazy Moment Golfer Tries to FIGHT Former NHL Player | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-19. Transcript available.

You must have seen that clip where those people were mouthing off on the golf
course,
some public golf course shit, right?
Because they don't have to worry about a membership.
So they're getting after it, right?
One foursome is yelling at another foursome.
And it turns out one of the guys is a retired hockey player.
So, of course, there's always some guy, you know,
who just thinks if he yells, let's go, intensely enough, he'll know how to
fight.
You know?
Let's go! Let's fucking go!
He was doing that.
Let's fucking go, man!
Buddy, you don't want to go.
No, I'm not filming this.
I'm not stopping.
No!
You guys need to get off the golf course.
No, now!
Pack up, go now.
And literally got into a fight with a former NHL enforcer.
Now, this isn't what I want you to watch in the video.
What people, they're all making fun of in the...
He throws the fucking dude into a mash, into a lake, into a pond, into a sound.
I don't know how big the water is.
You're not scaring anybody.
You're just making yourself...
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
Hey!
Hey!
Off to a good start, buddy.
I told you!
Throws him into the fucking pond.
The kid comes out of the fucking pond like Jason in Friday the 13th.
And it wasn't enough for him.
Going into the pond didn't sober him up at all.
He was just like, it's all you got?
It's all you got.
I'm going to walk up to you in squishy fucking sneakers and socks right now.
Coming up to you.
So he goes after the guy again.
And this is when I'm telling you why drunk drivers never seem to get hurt and
everybody else does.
Because when the hockey player fucking throws that guy, the complete lack of
resistance that he has to any of it.
He's like a fucking newspaper in the wind.
Get out!
Hey, hey!
Enough!
Get him the fuck out of here!
He just goes with it.
He's all like jello.
And he just fucking lands and he pops right back up again.
Nothing.
Shoulders not blown out.
Didn't break his collarbone.
What gets you hurt is you go, you fucking tense up and everything's all fucking
rigid.
But this guy, he went, I'm telling you, he went like, he just got, there was
nothing he could do.
It was like, he just fucking went with it and he landed and fucking popped
right back up again.
So anyway, everybody's, you know, making these memes about this guy getting
thrown or whatever.
But they're missing the lesson here.
The lesson here is that if you're drunk enough in a fight and somebody throws
you on grass or into a body of water, like, nothing's going to happen.
Your clothes are going to get wet.
You're going to have to go to the dry cleaner.
All right.
If that dude was stoned sober, go, let's fucking go.
I'm telling you, he got thrown into the, somehow his head would have hit a
fucking rock.
When he came out and that dude threw him, he would have tried to fight it and
he would have like broke his fucking neck.
His foot would have got spun around, something would have happened, but he was
prepared.
This man was shit-faced.
So nothing happened.
He took like 12 punches from a former NHL enforcer who was also making sound
effects as he was punching him.
He was going, bang, bang, bang.
All of them, waiting for the knockout punch.
Man, leave him alone.
You want to know?
Leave him at me.
Leave him alone, man.
I got it all on record.
It's a round of golf.
I got it all on record.
It's a round of golf.
Bang.
Bang.
Hey.
You want to go, guys?
Leave him alone.
Hey, leave him alone, man.
I wouldn't be going back.
Bang.
Bang.
Come on, man.
Bang.
I'm not trying to get in there.
Like, just like, fuck me.
Enough.
This dude was like Tex Cobb, just fucking eating all of them.
He took like 12 punches from a retired NHL enforcer, was thrown in a fucking
lake, and then hurled.
Like, I haven't seen another human being get thrown like that since back in the
day on Wide World of Sports.
They used to try to find the best bouncer in the United States.
I swear to God, this was true.
In one of the events, it was like how you could kick somebody out of a bar.
Like, you'd throw them out of a bar.
So they had stuntmen midgets with like these, I don't know, these belts on that
they could just pick up and out you go.
And they would throw these little people.
This was on television.
Big, roided up men with mustaches throwing midgets.
And it was part of a sports program.
I'm talking shit.
Somebody needs to throw me in a fucking pond.
Arms never went out.
Didn't even try to break his fucking fall.
He just fucking woo.
He enjoyed the goddamn ride.
So don't ever forget that.
You know, somehow the gorilla ever breaks out of the zoo and just grabs you by
the throat and throws you across the fucking parking lot.
Don't fight the gorilla.
Just go with it.
You know, enjoy the ride.
And when you land and slide on the pavement underneath that park bench, just
stay there.
Just stay there and let that fucking thing pick somebody else.
Just stay there and let it go.
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