Name: Selfish Hippie Tries to RUIN Neil Young Show | Bill Burr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Selfish Hippie Tries to RUIN Neil Young Show | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-29. Transcript available.

All right, obnoxious hippie at concert.
Oh, brother, I already hate this person.
Hey, Billy Baldy, love the podcast
and was hoping you could weigh in on something.
You're 100% right.
If the person was actually an obnoxious hippie,
I am 100% on your side.
This past weekend, my brother and I went up, say,
for a Neil Young concert.
Neil was great, of course, he's always great.
And so was his new backing band, The Chrome Hearts.
The show was at an amphitheater
and we had general admission tickets on the lawn.
But we were standing as close to the stage as possible
by the rail at the back of the pavilion.
During Harvest Moon, this older baby boomer in front of us
took a tambourine covered in LED lights out of her bag
and started spinning around
and beating the thing out of time with the music.
Oh, no.
He goes, I was a few beers deep and loudly told her,
put that fucking thing away.
You're not in the band.
No one here paid to listen to your entitled ass.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to fucking stand up.
You know what?
You know what?
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Oh, my God.
You should have.
I mean, the old days,
they would have been smashed over her fucking head.
She stopped and went elsewhere.
Good.
A couple people next to me backed me up.
But my brother says,
I went too far and she was just having fun.
Do you think I was out of line telling her off?
Thanks and go fuck yourself.
No.
Not at all.
I would say the last time you and your brother fought,
you won.
And he's just looking for a way to criticize you.
Because there's no fucking way you could be more right than that.
There was a total like,
it's like,
that's one of Neil Young's greatest songs.
Neil is up there at age.
Who knows how much longer he's going to tour.
This is your one time to hear it live.
And this fucking jerk off is going to make,
no, that, that, that's,
I'll tell you,
I will go beyond what you did.
That person,
whoever marries that person is going to live a life of misery.
That is a self-involved fucking person to a level that there is no medicine
and there's no therapy that can help them.
In a perfect world,
that hippie with the tambourine,
she would die alone and never reproduce.
If what she has is contagious,
I'll tell you right now,
she's going to get married someday.
Her husband's going to be miserable and their kids are going to be sad
because it's going to be all about her.
Who the fuck would interrupt Neil Young singing Harvest Moon with an LED tampon?
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'll tell you right now,
the last thing I would want to do is,
is be you having dinner with whoever the fuck your brother's dating.
Because if that behavior isn't out of line for him,
Jesus.
Jesus.
I'm going to go on a limb right now and say,
you know,
if he marries something like that,
you guys are not going to be spending Thanksgiving together anytime fucking
soon.
That's how out of line that fucking lady was.
Once again,
if I was wearing a hat,
I would fucking tip it to you.
Like that,
that is like round the bases and then come out of the dugout for a curtain call.
Good for you.
Good for you.
And all of those people that were around you that like didn't have to deal with
their bullshit.
Ugh.
Was she in bare feet too when they were filthy?
Oh my God.
People walk around in bare feet.
It's just like,
like fucking Johnny Appleseed.
It's like,
it's,
it's bottom of their feet.
I just,
I don't,
I don't,
I don't understand those people.
I don't want to understand those people.
Take them out back,
hose them down and send them on their way.