Name: Bill Burr Reviews Jubilee's 'Surrounded'
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Reviews Jubilee's 'Surrounded'' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-04. Transcript available.

Somebody sent me something. I know it was just rage bait, but it was this
Indian dude.
They have, for whatever reason, this stupid thing where they have somebody, you
know, that debates,
and then they have 20 fucking people sitting in a circle around the person that
they don't agree with them.
And for some reason, they've added the musical chair element to it.
Like, he says, you know, I'm going to tell you right now, like, whatever,
the one I watched, the Indian dude was, like, liberal, and then there was all
these conservatives.
And he'll just say, I'll tell you right now, I think, you know, if you have a
red tie on, you look like a fucking pussy, right?
And then, or whatever. That's not really a, I guess that is a statement,
whatever.
You know, he'll say things like, you know, the president is not tough on crime.
You know, just to get these conservatives frothing at the mouth.
So the second he finishes his question, all these that are sitting around, they're
going to scramble to the fucking chair.
And then they sit down, and most of them are kids.
So it's like a fucking 50-year-old debating.
I saw another one, it was a black woman, she was conservative, and then it was
a bunch of liberals.
And then she'd be like, yeah, let me tell you this, if, you know, you got hairy
palm pits and hairy legs,
you know, I don't want to hear your political opinion because you're a liberal
douche.
And then they're just like, ah, they'll fucking run up to the front.
And then this full-grown adult basically tears a kid a new ass.
Like, I don't, it's just, it's so fucking stupid.
It's so stupid.
And nobody comes away going like, wow, that guy made a good point.
They don't.
Everybody is locked in.
I will say, I did see this one angry conservative guy.
And he goes, it's tribal now.
The gloves are off.
And it's just like, dude, have you considered getting off Facebook?
Have you considered, like, getting offline?
Have you considered not reading comment sections and just going for a fucking
walk?
There's this thing a long time ago, there was a radio play called War of the
Worlds.
And for whatever fucking reason, maybe because media was young at the time,
mass media, whatever, radio, whatever the proper term is,
they didn't realize the power of it.
So they decided it would be funny if they just broke into their regular newscast
and just said that aliens had landed
and they were starting to fuck shit up down here.
And people were listening.
People committed s***.
And all they had to do, the big thing is all they had to do was turn the
channel and they would hear that it wasn't on the other channel.
And they just absolutely lost their fucking mind.
I feel like the internet is the new War of the Worlds.
Like, I'm telling you, I'm not saying the internet's not a fun place.
Internet is like hard drugs.
You know, you do it once, once in a while.
I don't know what, how do you say it?
Is it fentanyl?
Fentanyl?
Fetty?
Fetty whack?
Whatever people call it.
I feel like the internet's like that.
The internet is like, it's like drugs.
You know, I feel like if you have the ability to do it every once in a blue
moon, not a problem.
But if you're a user, you know, a functional user of the internet, and I'm
including myself in this, you are going to lose your f***ing mind.
Dude, these people were saying, as white people were saying that they, you know,
the guy was bringing up Native American, he was, you know, making good points
or whatever.
I'm not saying that either side was not making good points.
They were saying that, uh, these white people were saying, my people, Caucasians,
my peeps, my white A's, were going on saying that they were f***ing Native
Americans.
He's like, and then he's like, my family has been here since the 1500s, so I
got a lot of skin in this game.
Oh, you're taking credit for what they did back then?
Like what, owning slaves and f***ing participating in a genocide?
This f***ing dude, if you would have thought he was holding the f***ing tree
that that wooden teeth douche f***ing chopped down.
I got a lot of skin in this game.
We've been Americans for a long time.
Oh, so you're a Nepo baby, f***ing American, you c***?
Um, anyway, I really didn't like that guy, because I could see what a f***ing
psycho temper he had, and I really saw a lot of myself in him.
Anyway, and then on the other side, there was this ridiculous argument that
both sides were making.
When the conservative black woman was talking, she was saying that the sexual
revolution actually made women less happy.
So they were both arguing either side, and they were just throwing out
statistics and interrupting one another.
But no one was really getting to the main issue, that the sexual revolution had
nothing to do with people's happiness or unhappiness.
It's the squeeze of corporations.
It's the shift of wealth going to, like, a handful of people, and the
elimination of the middle class is what f***ing made people unhappy.
It has nothing to do with whether you're married to someone that stays home and
makes pies, or goes out and has a career.
All right?
When you work for these new super nerds, remember how there was models, and all
of a sudden there were supermodels?
Now you have super nerds, like this f***ing ketamine Nazi Tesla guy, you know,
suing his own company so he can get on the creative, get created by credit.
Yeah, that's what's making people unhappy.
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