Name: The New P. Diddy Documentary is WILD | Bill Burr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The New P. Diddy Documentary is WILD | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-10. Transcript available.

I came home the other night and my lovely wife was watching that P. Diddy
documentary.
I watched half of one episode and I was just like, I'm good. I'm good. I
watched the one
where they were basically saying that he was essentially involved in Biggie's
death, his
murder. And it just made it seem like he coveted what Biggie had. That's why
when you listen to
the records, what always drove me nuts about Biggie's shit is like after every
line, Puffy
was on there going, that's right. Uh-huh. Bad boy. Stupid laugh. It's like,
will you shut
up and let the guy rap for the love of God? And I think he was just, the way,
and look,
this is just a documentary. So I don't know shit about this guy or that fucking
world or
whatever, but I do remember there was a documentary came out and by the end of
this documentary,
people were convinced that, uh, Courtney Love had killed Kurt Cobain. And so
like, I don't
know. I don't know about these documentaries. People look at them like they're
a fucking
police report. I have no idea. I don't want the rules of libel and slander are
on, uh,
on social media, not social media and streaming platforms. I have no idea what
it is, but I
was watching this thing at the, I'm like, are they saying this guy renegotiated
his contract
and they, and, and, and Diddy didn't like it to the point that he killed the
guy because
he actually wanted to be the guy. And then he was out there doing that dance,
whatever
that dance was supposed to be. Didn't quite understand that. Um, whatever that
dance was
when, when Sting was singing. Um, I saw that episode. And when he finds out Tupac
got shot,
he goes, was that us? Was that us? He was excited. So, uh, I missed the one
where they showed his
abusive childhood, but I'm like, you know what? I, I, I've seen enough of this.
I think I've seen
enough of this. I don't want to watch anymore. I want to watch anymore. This,
uh, this stuff.
Okay. I had enough bad shit happen to me. I don't need to watch somebody else
who had even worse
shit happen to them, which made them do even, it's really weird. That whole
fucking genre is
just weird. It's like, so all of these people's murders and, and, and sexual
assaults are now my
entertainment for the evening. I had a joke about that a long time ago. People,
Hey, did you see the
Michael Jackson documentary? I was like, no, I think, Oh, you gotta, you gotta
see it. It's like,
yeah, you know, I don't want to watch alleged pedophile testimony, you know,
with a, with a
fucking bag of popcorn. It just, there's something about it is, uh, it's weird.
It reminds me,
I remember back in the day I had to go to court over some bullshit that I did
and I was guilty.
Right. And, uh, I just noticed these old people that I didn't know were sitting
in there
in the courtroom, listening to my arraignment and all, whatever the fuck I was,
whatever the hell
was going on. And I just remembered that like, I was like, I don't know these
people. They only
arrested me. There's no victim here. It was drinking and driving. Right. So
like they're just here
cause there's air conditioning and they were sitting there like old lady, just
sitting there like
doing needlepoint.
And maybe a young Netflix executive saw that maybe they went to court and they're
like,
you know, someday if I ever run a fucking TV network, I'm going to have all
serial killer
stuff and all that. Cause people will come down and just, just for air
conditioning,
they'll just sit there and, uh, it's very voyeuristic.
Thank you.