Name: Bill Burr Reviews 'Heated Rivalry' | Bill Burr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Reviews 'Heated Rivalry' | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-14. Transcript available.

Oh my God, my wife's been watching that gay hockey show
and couldn't wait to watch it either.
Who knew straight women loved watching guys bang?
Like I went to this party
and that's all the wives were talking about.
And then they wanted to make the husbands feel uncomfortable
going like, are you watching it?
Are you watching it?
Like it really just goes to show you how unhappy they are
that they want you to watch something
that would maybe traumatize you.
They're like, are you what?
I keep saying that,
cause Nia's been watching it like every night.
So we call it the gay hockey show, gawky.
Now I just call it cocky, you know, half cock, half hockey.
It really isn't.
It's mostly cock.
Like I swear to God,
I think they're required to bang for like 20 minutes every show.
And as someone who's been in a writer's room,
I mean, that's gotta be an easy gig.
You're set to say, all right, it's mid season.
They got a game.
They go to practice.
He says that, he says that.
And then they fuck for another 12 pages.
And now we're up to page 24.
We got five more pages to write.
And they played a game.
They win.
The coach is happy.
And then they blow each other for three pages.
And then we're out.
Anyway, so she's been,
she like binged it evidently until four in the fucking morning.
I'm surprised I didn't have any weird dreams that night.
What was I going to say?
So these women were asked, we were watching it.
I was saying like, I was like,
are they required to bang for 20 minutes?
Like just to remind you that it was like, I get it.
They're gay.
Okay.
But my question is, is what is going on with the team?
There's a staggering lack of information.
Are they in the playoffs?
Are they on the bubble?
Is, does the coach have to sell his house?
It's surprisingly not about hockey.
At all, really.
Cause I was like, all right,
this is just going to be like young blood,
but a little gayer.
Turns out it's more like red shoe diaries,
except they're wearing skates.
Anyway, she can't get enough of it.
She can't get enough of it.
So I tapped out, you know, it's like, I get it.
There's going to be way more male sex than gay sex,
than there is going to be hockey.
So I did watch that show.
I don't know what the fuck it's called.
She goes through them so fast.
She just like binges them.
And I, and I, and I,
I barely get a chance to catch up.
Like she watched some black mirrors and I got to watch those.
Like, I don't choose.
I don't choose what we watch.
And I got to be honest with you.
Like I would much rather watch a gay hockey show than true crime.
I, I like my wife can watch that shit on like a,
on a Sunday afternoon.
It's kind of amazing.
So anyway, I usually, I just come walking in.
I'm like, what are you watching?
And then I, I'm usually three episodes in.
And then I get into it and I watch like half of three and I get up to about six.
And then by the time I wake up the next day, two days later, she's,
she's watched the last, you know, up to eight or 10.
And then I go on to, to another one.
So I watched a couple of black mirrors, whatever that fucking LA show is.
And then I watched two hockey players bang each other.
And then like, I don't know how she's watching murder.
I can't, I don't know.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.