Name: The Legacy of Bill's Pit Bull Cleo | Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2026-02-06T18:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Legacy of Bill's Pit Bull Cleo | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Legacy of Bill's Pit Bull Cleo | Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-06. Transcript available.

All right, Cleo's Legacy.
Hey, Pit Bill, I was listening to your last MMP,
and you mentioned how you still yell out,
oh, Cleo, when you pass by the vet.
It's obviously you still miss and love her.
Oh, that dog was the best.
That dog was the fucking best to me and my wife
and my mother-in-law, everybody else that tried to kill.
I've attached a picture of my dog, Missy.
Wait a minute, I gotta see the picture.
Where's the picture?
Oh, what a good-looking dog.
All right, it's sort of like, I would say,
butter brown on top with white in its face
and white on the bottom.
Oh, my goodness.
I would spoil the hell out of that dog.
You gotta love it.
The two things that human beings did right,
music and dogs, you know?
Take that, God.
We fucking did a little remix on your fucking wolves,
and look what we came up with.
Best friend you're ever gonna have.
All right, attached a picture of my dog, Missy.
Beautiful dog that we got from a Pit Bull rescue.
I just want you to know that she's the most spoiled dog in the world.
Well, I can tell it's sitting on your chair next to your computer.
And it's all because of you.
Or should I say, it's all because of Cleo.
Let me explain.
Years back, I heard your bit about Cleo-de-o.
Oh, Cleo.
And I used to do that.
I'd be laying on the couch, and she'd be in another room,
and I would just yell,
Oh, Cleo!
And I'd hear her immediately get up.
She'd come running in the room.
She'd dive on the couch and watch TV with me,
and she'd fall asleep within a minute.
All right.
Sorry.
Years back, I heard your bit about Cleo,
and I thought it was hilarious.
So I showed it to my wife,
and she thought the same thing.
A week later, we started fostering pit bulls.
Then we got Missy, fell in love, and adopted her.
Fast forward a few months when I took her to a dog park,
and I met another pit bull owner.
After a few minutes, the guy asked me
if I had heard your story about pit bulls.
It turns out he also got a pity because of that bit.
Get out of here!
He also told me I'm the second person that he's met
who got a pit bull because of the Cleo story.
I imagine there are many more pit bulls
who were rescued after they heard that bit.
I fucking love those dogs.
I thought you would enjoy knowing
that you're responsible for saving so many pit bulls,
and that has become Cleo's legacy.
Thanks for all the laughs, and go fuck yourself.
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, my God.
That's also, like, the perfect-sized dog
to wrestle with, to hug, you know?
I used to, like, spoon with Cleo,
and I would give her a hug,
and she'd go,
mmmmm.
And then I'd let go,
and then I'd hug her again,
like, every time.
Fucking come home off the road,
and I remember I would have to, like,
she would be so excited,
and her head was like a fucking wrecking ball.
I'd have to, like,
sort of, like, wrangle her and, like, hug her
and then get my head in real close behind her head
because she would go to bring it up.
And then one time, I didn't quite get it in there,
and she brought her head up,
slammed into my fucking right ear.
I had the weirdest bruise.
It was, like, the top of my ear into my head,
like I got hit with a fucking pipe or something.
Yeah.
I fucking went down that day
in a heap.
Remember, I was on my front porch.
My luggage tipped over.
I went down,
and then Cleo was still excited
with that big, stupid paintbrush tongue
licking the side of my face,
and I was just like,
all right, dude,
just let me get in the fucking house.
Anyway,
I miss that dog.
I miss that dog.