Name: We Might Be Drunk Podcast Ep 17 with Mark Normand & Sam Morril
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We Might Be Drunk Podcast Ep 17 with Mark Normand & Sam Morril

One more drink, one more drink
You know in the morning for sure we gon' stink
One more round, one more round
It's 5 a.m. you pricks, the bar keep round
This is what we do, catch up for a few
We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two
Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two
Let's rock
Woo, that's the Al Bundy, let's rock
Remember that?
Al Bundy, man, classic
Did you watch that?
Oh, sure, great one-liners, man
I know, Ron Leavitt, he said he made that show
And he was like, no one will ever watch this
It's like it canceled in a week
It did like nine seasons
Great, I mean, dude, that's like the all-time great come in and be a great
character
He replaced the character and became more popular than the guy replaced, that
never happens
Oh, Ted McGinley, the handsome guy
Yeah, he was good
Darcy was good
Applegate, Peggy was good
Katie Segal is on like 10 shows now
Still hot
Still hot
So milfy
With the high hair and the weird heels
Yeah, the new show, though, it's such a network-y show
I know
It's like a lawyer whose name is like Hunter or something
Yeah, I hate when they do that
Her first name is Law and her last name is Hunter
All right
Yeah, first name is Law, her middle name is Anne, and her last name is Order
Like, all right, we got it
A little on the nose there, CBS
It's a Truman show was, you know, he's Truman
And then the director was Kristoff, like Christ
It's like, come on, it's so on the nose
It's funny when people do that
Yeah, I mean, dude, this has been one of the best weekends I've had
Maybe in a year
Maybe
I mean, the comedy clubs opening
Seeing the pals
And the weather
All came together
So you got back
Did you work on Friday?
You did a seller spot Friday, right?
I did, yeah
I knew a couple people at Flake
And I jumped in
So I got all the
I forgot to put a veils in
Because I'm never here on the weekends
I got all the people who didn't show up
I got all those spots
Yeah, seller was amazing
So those of you that don't know
New York comedy clubs opened up on Friday
And my first spot at a New York comedy club in over a year
Was, it was Jerry Seinfeld dropped in at Gotham
That's right
And he went on before the host
Because he wanted to be the first comedian on stage
It was a meaningful night to him
And to all of us, obviously
But it was cool to see Jerry be like, this is important
It was cool to see him feel that moment
Yes
And it's fun to go on after Jerry
Of course, of course
And they're already amped up now
Like it's not going to be a bad crowd now
You saw Seinfeld open
Then the host
Then you
So it's actually kind of a sweet spot
Yeah, it was nice, man
And then seller saw some of Louie
Ray Romano was there tonight
I heard Rock was there
I missed him
I heard Amy was there
I missed Amy
But
I saw Amy
Yeah, it was great
Just seeing the people go apeshit
When she went on stage
You're like, oh my God
We are back
Like these people are seeing celebrities
Everybody's laughing
Everybody's happy
Everybody's drinking
McDougal was popping
Love it
It's a great feeling
Where you're like, I'm so grateful
It's important to be grateful
You know
And then the host does like three minutes before
And you're like, come on
Just bring me up
So true
I know, I know
It's amazing
Because like
This is just our normal life
That we did for 10 years
And then
Now that it's back
We're like
Oh, it's amazing
This is our life
That's just what it is
And we're like
This is incredible
If you take away anything
You take away a toothbrush
For a year
A toothbrush is going to be amazing
It feels like you went on a break
With like your soulmate
It's like your soulmate's like
We need some time
I need to find myself
And you're like, all right
And you're just for a year
Just having the saddest sex
Of your entire life
You're miserable
You want to kill yourself
And then she's like
Get back in here
And you're like, yes
I'm back
I'm finally going to get my balls licked again
But
Can I just say that
Back to Married with Children
And then we'll get back
To the comedy club
Because that's big stuff
But
If you watch
First of all
Married with Children
Got a ton of like
Feminists hate it
They got all these horrible reviews
No, ma'am
No, ma'am
Everybody hated
You know, my mom
She's like, how can you watch this
It's degrading to women
My mom hated it too
Yeah
I was like, I don't know
I'm nine
This is hilarious
The guy's a shoe salesman
He's looking at tits all day
But
It was so
It's so funny how people work
Because we just keep going back
To the simple shit
Like look at TikTok
It's like girls dancing
And then like
Horrible comedy videos
That are so broad
So basic
You know, like a girl bends over
And a guy's like
Damn
And then she gets up
And it's a man
You know
And you're like
We're like, ah
We just keep going back
To the primitive shit
Every time
Well, I've said this
A million times
But ancient Greek comedy
400 BC
Aristophanes
Shit like that
It's rape, dick, and fart jokes
Exactly
Exactly
They're making
They're making the same
Fucked up jokes
We still make
There's a reason
They've lived on
Yep
I mean, Lysistrata
That's the famous one
The men go to war
And the women won't fuck them
Until they end the war
Ah, that's great
I mean, that's like
That could be made today
That's fucking funny
That's funny
That's still funny
It's still funny
Midgets, farts
Sex, dicks
You're right
Poo
It's funny
That was such a politically
Incorrect show
Even if it's time
And it knew it
And it's so funny
I mean, you would just come in
And say shit like
You know, a fat lady
Came into the shoe store today
And everyone would cheer
Almost
Almost in the way danger feels like
I was with a girl the other day
She was real loose
How loose was she?
It was like
They were winding up
The studio audience
Yes, yes
Old Dangerfield joke
I used to love
I'll tell you
My ex-girlfriend was fat
How fat was she?
Well, I would drop a
I would drop a drop of water
In her belly button
It was an echo
My favorite was from
Meet Wally Sparks
When he goes up to a couple
And make it down the dance floor
You two should go get a room
Then he walks up to a fatter couple
And make it down the dance floor
You two should go get a
Warehouse
That's a great joke
That's a great joke
That's a great joke
Oh, man
But
Married with Children was classic
It was a classic
And you re-watch it sometimes
And
Some of those one-liners
Are gold, man
Just a miserable married couple
Yep
Living in the past
He was a high school star athlete
There's so many
So that's the thing
He's an asshole
But his life is shit
Right
So you kind of have to give him that pass
He works in a shoe store
Where he gets abused all day
His wife never sleeps
She is hot, though
That's the funny thing
I know
That he's just
They had to, like, kind of make her look ridiculous
But you're like, she's still kind of hot
Definitely hot
The daughter was hot
And then I love that
The whole gag is
He hates his life
He hates his kids
He hates his job
And all he wants to do
Is sit on the couch
Watch TV with a beer
And put his hand in his pants
That was the big joke
The hand in the pants
He did that
And the place went
Woo!
It's so good, man
So good
And the whipped husband
Like, you didn't see that on TV a lot
The power woman
Right
With the arm candy husband
Right
Who was worthless
Short haircut
Yeah, so true
Good point
It was great
It was like that
That versus Roseanne
It was kind of like
Those were the two kind of, like, trash shows
That were beloved
Beloved
I mean, Roseanne, though
That was actually, like, a really good show
I think
Yeah, it was
It was the first time, like, a fat family was on TV
And they were trashy
And poor
That was great
Yeah, man
Yeah, Roseanne
Did he really?
Oh, yeah
They had a lot of funny writers, I think
Damn
Yeah, that was classic
I was more of a married with children guy
But I definitely respected Roseanne
I was, too
My parents watched it
But, like, 90s had some solid
I mean, we had Seinfeld
And Friends was big
It wasn't my favorite show
And Will and Gracie rewatched
It's not great
No
Simpsons, though
Simpsons, come on
Will and Grace
Yeah, I never really did it for me
Acting's great
But it's just not
It's not my cup of tea
No, it was
It was so theater
And speaking of Norm Macdonald
He had one of the best points I ever heard
He's like
This show is supposed to be, like, progressive
And supporting gays
But
They're just laughing at the gayness of it
Like
He'd come in and go
I got a date tonight
And they'd all laugh
And you're like
He's a gay guy
I got a date
Like, what's the joke?
Like, they're just laughing at him
Because he's gay, I guess
It was just big to get
That many gay characters in a sitcom
That's the thing
It's like
It's still
What was it?
NBC?
It's not like they're going to take
Like, an edgy take on it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, totally
But
You know, Jack
Whatever
That guy was such a talent
Sean Hayes
That guy is so funny
He's incredible
Yeah
But he would come in and go like
I got new jeans
And the audience would go crazy
And you're like
That's not even a joke
He's just laughing because he's gay
And saying it like a gay guy
Yeah, that's a good point
But
But yeah, that was the night
We had a couple
A couple of killers
A couple of great movies
Great music
Ah!
Sandler
That was the rise of Sandler
And Jim Carrey
And
Yes
Yes
And like
All the Tom Hanks
Spielberg joints
All that shit
Pulp Fiction
Woo!
All right
Here's
Buggy Nights
Buggy Nights
PTA
Fargo
Fargo
Lebowski
Ah!
Even like
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Which is not our cup of jizz
But you can see
Never saw it
It was an independent movie
And it just blew up
That was back
Even like Sex and the City
Was a good show
It was good
Yeah
I saw Charlotte
In a diner once
Kristen Davis
Beautiful woman
Beautiful
I was probably
Seventh, eighth grade
I was in with the basketball
We were in our basketball shorts
And I said
Oh, I've seen your show
And she goes
You're too young
To have seen my show
And I was like
Oh, yeah
Then how come I know
Your husband can't get hard
Huge laugh in the diner
She laughed really hard
I was like
Hell yeah
How have you never told me that?
That's an amazing story
I don't know
I don't know
I thought you froze
No, I was
Literally frozen
Holy shit
That's incredible
She was beautiful
Yeah, beautiful
Beautiful
Yeah, that show
Is like
It's funny
It's coming back
But without Samantha
And you're like
How do you do that shit
With that
She was like the
She was the wild card
You can't do the show
Without the wild card
She's the Kramer of that show
She was the weird one
In the comic relief
It's funny
Because if they do Seinfeld
Kramer's probably not coming back
That's true
That's true
That show is edgy too
Like if you rewatch it
They're like
Samantha almost fucked a black guy
They're like
Woo
That was close
You know
Shit like that
Where you're like
Damn
I don't remember that
Oh
Yeah, I saw a bunch of those
When I
That show
Weirdly provided comfort
On the road
If I would be
You know
If I'm like
Scrolling in the hotel
And I miss New York
And I just
I'm like
Oh shit
TBS
You know
That's all TBS had
Was like
Back then at least
It was
Sex and the City reruns
Family Guy reruns
And like
The worst created
Shows of all time
Yeah
Yeah
Every show was like
One woman
Who was like
Three guy friends
And she's like
Oh you guys
I'm cool
I watch sports
And you're like
Oh jeez
Right, right
Who is this for?
Who is this show for?
I drink beer
I'm wearing a jersey
And a baseball hat
Yeah, that's so true
But every now and then
TBS would have like
A Back to the Future marathon
And they'd play
Shawshank Redemption
Four times a day
Or casino
Or breakfast club
It felt like a friend
Who had great taste
And stuff
But then when he was like
I want to tell you a joke
You're like
Fuck
All right
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Just stick to tell me
The Carlin bit
Shawshank's a tough one
Not to watch
If it's on TV
Is that
What's like
What's your
If it's on TV
You're watching it movies
I mean
Casino
I just always watch it
No matter where it is
All the Scorsese
Breakfast club
Casino's so watchable
For sur