Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 28
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 28' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 28' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-27. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 28

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit pet peeves wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey folks we might be drunk here we are back to the day drinking i mean it's
pretty early again
yeah this podcast is a literally an enabler it's it's opening my eyes to what
might be a problem
yeah we did one the other day i was on two hours of sleep and then i left the
pod after having a
couple guinnesses and went straight to a three-hour car ride road beers two
shows drinking during the
shows re dina vecchione james madden drove back drinking beers it was just like
a wild night damn
are you hurting right now no i'm okay because i spread it out that's how you do
it that's how you
do it kids spread out you can do eight to twelve beers if you do it over a long
period of time and
that took years of failing and learning and trial and error but uh i got i had
a nice three beer buzz
throughout the day that's a good buzz i remember i had that coach when i was
like seventh eighth grade
he was he was a dude who was like you can drink just make sure you have a slice
of pizza before
soak up the booze yes i'd like to picture the guy with a whistle and the
stripes the black and white
have a piece of pizza get a water in you all right that chug chug chug he was
that he was such a
funny guy he was the type of guy who would be like he would say something like
he would just like say
fucked up shit like about jews blacks anyone and he was like he goes oh i'm
racist i went to memphis
i i played baseball 14 black guys 10 whites and a jew me like that's how we
defended those were like
yeah no one's going to races we're just like i don't think that gets you off
the hook right right
that's hilarious i love the angry guy who's like ah you called me racist i
fucked a black hooker in 84
they always have some list i wouldn't use this example anymore right it's good
that you're not
racist but i don't think the uh the black hooker angle is doing you any points
here yeah yeah and for
the love of god the to the white guys out there the argument of why can't i say
it why can't i say
the n-word why can't it it's never gonna work so don't even have the argument
yeah it's just it's
a bad hill to die on it's a bad hill and there's no chance a black guy's gonna
go all right go for
it you got me i'm yeah you turn me around on this huge thing even if you're
right wrong it's just never
gonna work out you know the white guy at the bar who's like who's like why can't
i say it and you're
like you can't just let me leave first so i don't have so people don't think i
know you yes yes do it
at your own risk exactly do anything at your own risk right yeah you can say
anything i guess
you can just deal with consequences but we want to be away from you yeah yeah
it is fascinating
watching some people still just say it out loud you're like whoa it's like a
throwback yeah it's
wild to see it's like seeing a like a steam engine car you're like what that's
still going look at that
either way it's going away quickly that's why yeah it ain't the train you want
to be on right
right right and that's why you also make up new words like it used to be the
word for gay people
with an f and now it's cuck it's really just a different word cuck is just that's
that's all
that is it's and it's not even gay it's like sissy it's like it's like pussy or
something right
sissy was the old school one sissy was old school yeah fairy but then it i mean
louie had that bit
about it so did carlin but just how like fag wasn't like it didn't mean gay
really didn't you just
called your friends that like hey come on take that shot it was just like you're
just saying it
yeah you're weak but it's still like it's not it's not the right example right
right right right but
now it's cuck you because you can't take a whole group of people for what you're
right yeah unless
it's pussies then it's okay yeah yeah that one that one also was a substitute
for a while
yeah that one's kind of universal that's gonna that's sticking is it pussy is
around forever yeah
don't be a pussy yeah it's weird that it's a bad thing because it's like you're
out calling your
friend that but that's also what you're trying to get ah yes yes and then betty
white had that great
quote like why why is a pussy weak i take a pounding it takes a pounding you
know yeah that's like it's
like too much information by the way from betty yeah yeah it's like all right i
appreciate the point
i don't want to picture you uh getting rammed in the back of it betty white
yeah what do i care i'd
like to see betty white get plowed would you yeah sure i mean you know it's a
fun image i'm not jerking
off to it but uh i'll watch a guy get his head cut off just for the image you
know yeah i mean faces of
death i'm not i'm not going out and look for it for it but if you see a guy on
the side of the road
you're like wow you know paralyzed yeah you gotta look yeah i mean these videos
go viral for a
reason folks we talked about last week the hanging the public hanging that's
why people showed up people
used to show up they used to gather around a crowd yeah that's what i never got
at the urinals you
know people were like why would you look at my dick i'm like i'm curious like
what are you gay i'm
like no i just want to see what your dick looks like it has nothing to do with
corniness or sexuality
i don't desire it i just want to see you gotta be you gotta do it casually
though definitely have to
do just look am i come on dude the dude's just like staring right at this guy
with the glasses how
about when you're at you're peeing next to a guy who's like six nine and they're
just like looking
down you're like oh that's the worst tall pervert yeah tall pervert that's a
that's a character that's
a sketch tall perv how about the kid who had the uh mirror on his shoe whoa oh
that was big damn
yeah i went to a co-ed high school oh okay with uh i went to a catholic school
so the skirts were there
oh wow yeah so that way this is pre-porn internet damn i didn't do it but that
was a thing
and then another big thing was the walking upstairs and a lot of guys would
look up
yeah that was a big one yeah as long as you're not doing the porkies jam your
dick through the
hole in the shower right that gag did not age well no no but his dick had a
mole on it which i
related to i got the mole do you oh yeah it's not three-dimensional it's more
of a freckle i'd say
a freckle yeah yeah so my dick would be ruined in a lineup yeah you know like
well that hides the
other uh the other marks on your penis yeah all the warts and blisters and herpes
yeah should we do
it should we do a sample of this on the air we gotta we gotta tell the folks at
home what the hell this
is we got so mark and i are in the process of making our own rye which is very
exciting shout out
to christopher for sending us all these uh from the distillery i feel like i
might have forgot one
but maybe not i guess it was only six but yeah we got should we just let's
start with one right
so this is what we're gonna be selling potentially here we gotta find one we
like but we'll do it we
won't do it too long but we should at least try this should we yeah give it a
go let's do it and
let's do it professional different cup for each one and uh you can see the
difference in color this
one's a little darker that one's super light right here these were sent to my
apartment
uh so i did smell some of them first because i just want to know we're working
with yeah i do like
the smell of bourbon and rye dude this one might be an early favorite in terms
of smell just off
should we should we not go with this first then yeah save it save it but this
one is tough because
we gotta are we spitting are we swallowing how are we doing this let's just
take a little sip so we
don't get too fucked up because a lot of them all right good diversity here
this looks like the the
setup at sephora you know when you got to do the find the color palette all
right this one is
interesting 2017 rye whiskey this is 95 rye is that good perfect thank you oh
man this is so exciting
cheers buddy proud of it this is very uh adult so so adult cheers okay this is
what was this this
is a hundred percent rye 95 95 rye 2017 good year
a little sweet not bad that's good that's good that's good i could see drinking
that and i could
see i also want to see how we could mix this i think this would go well with a
manhattan yes yes not
too much kick but you still know it's there it's got a little smokiness which i
i don't and and
rye is always a little spicier than bourbon this is fucking nice dude oh that's
good i'm i'm i'm
already on board with that one all right maybe i should pour it a little
smaller if we're doing
six because we're gonna be doing six shots yeah yeah good point well little
baby shots here little
baby preemies but yeah that is good stuff i'm already in love with that one i'm
worried i'm gonna love
them all that is the problem i feel like foster parents here right right i know
i feel like larry
king we got six wives here and i love them all did he only have six i think he
had like eight or nine
yeah you might be right yeah imagine getting married by by marriage eight you're
probably like
all right what's the difference one more shot i mean i think at that point the
wife's just like
you married seven other women it's not even romantic it's just like i don't
want them to have
something on me that's a bit and just think about that alimony though he must
have prenups out the
ass there's no way he's paying off all those divorces that's brutal wait this
is the one we just had
yeah so let's put that here i'll take you hold that we'll put that in the very
good uh category
very good now i'm sorry to all these ryes you got to beat very good yes sorry
we got this is
this is a new cup this is just 2017 rye whiskey new cup yeah i got new cups for
us i'm in love
this is 95 rye that's full rye i guess it's full rye wow okay you got a full rye
to college
all right all right all right thank you all right cheers oh this is number two
full rye
interesting
it's a little sour it's kind of interesting
yeah what do you think it's not i still like this one better
i like it but it's not it's it ain't beating that 95 no no this one had a
little little meat to it
whereas this one just is a little more paint thinnery it's here and it's gone
like my biological
father
who also loved rye
all right so this is what we just had so this one's out
ah it's out i'm sorry to say this is like the bachelor this is crazy
but it's fascinating that it's just this has 95 that's full and it's so much
different
i'm worried that we're gonna have to this might be a we might leave here drunk
because
there might be a showdown at the end oh that's right that's right or a man down
because uh this
could put me on my ass i got four shows tonight oh shit i got three and i got
our boy salacuse
following me around well at least you got a dd this is a canadian whiskey i'm
not too high on
this first off because i want an american i want our shit to be american we're
american good point
good point yeah fucking tim horton bullshit over here
come on what the hell's a mountie should we still try it though the canadian of
course of course
i gotta try it perfect pour that was perfect we'll go little on this one
because we're not that
enthused on it anyway sorry canada well it's the canadian uh conversion rate it's
a little less
cheers cheers whoo it's got a kick already just in my nostril
it's not good no it's trash it's trash just like poutine who's that who is that
uh mayor who
was a crackhead trudeau oh uh more he looked like farley yeah that's what this
is this is trash
yeah who is that guy reed roar ryan ah he was he was hilarious fat guy if farley
was alive he would
have been perfect that would have been like an snl oh completely oh my god let's
get take the
piece of water so we can