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We Might Be Drunk Ep 31: High West Is The Best

We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know
we might be drunk.
Raise a glass, let's talk shit. Head peeps, wrecks, and a bit. Maybe drunk. We
might be drunk. Yeah.
Alright, are we starting up?
Oh, we're starting up, baby. I'm already hard. Woo-wee! Hey, hey, we might be
drunk.
It's the middle of the day here in a steamy Manhattan. It's a nightmare out
there.
93? Woo, it's a soup.
This is do-the-right-thing weather. Yes!
This sticky? Right, Radio Raheem is blaring the ones and twos or whatever that
is.
And, yeah, nightmare. Danny Aiello is throwing people through a pizzeria.
Did you say Aiello? It's Aiello.
Aiello, sorry. Like paella? Is that what you're saying, Danny Aiello?
I never knew how to say it, to be honest.
Well, this ain't going to cool you down, but maybe the ice cube will help.
Whoa! What do you got here?
High West Whiskey Campfire. It's a Salt Lake. It's from Park City, Utah. A guy
in Salt Lake gave it to me.
And by the way, if you're giving us liquor after the show, I really appreciate
it, but just send it to the studio here, because I'm not checking bags.
Good point. Good point. So you did check this?
No, no, no. They sent it to me from the club, but I feel bad asking them to do
that.
Yeah, it's probably a $28 FedEx fee.
Might have been. They kept the tag on, so it was a little more.
No! A little bit of a passive-aggressive move, but, you know, I get it.
Oh, look at it go on that white, icy globe. We got the round balls of ice there.
Oh, baby doll.
One ball leash, just like Lance Armstrong.
And Hitler.
Cheers.
Our two heroes.
That's really good.
Oh, my God. What is this?
High West Whiskey.
I also think it's a cool bottle. Like, we're making our own whiskey. It's cool
to look at other, like, how they package this stuff.
And look at that. They got the indentation in there, too. It's like the, really
the Old West style.
Class.
Wow, Utah.
Real, real range-y out there. You know, it's, it's not, you can always see that
mountain.
What is that mountain called?
I think it's in Park City. It's that big one.
Oh, shoot.
Always in the distance.
Man, I remember driving once from Vernal, Utah.
Not bragging. I played Vernal, Utah.
Vernal.
It's like oil town there, man.
Oh, yeah.
So, you know, oh, and by the way, they put me in the honeymoon suite.
It was like, that, we're talking about passive-aggressive.
So, like, we got you a bigger room. I walk in, it's like a heart-shaped hot tub.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, this is a pathetic room to stay in alone.
I know, right?
But they're so cool. It's very, like, what do you call it? Like a lodgy. It's
all very wooded.
So lodgy.
I love that shit.
We drove from Vernal to Salt Lake, and it was, like, true detective country.
Yeah.
You're looking to the side, you're like, there are, like, tents on the side of
the road.
You're like, this is, there's some meth going on in here.
Oh, no doubt about it. White people love meth. We love meth and heroin.
You, by the way, left out the part of the story last week that I hear about
from Salacuse,
that the reason you were so hungover and needed an IV...
Oh, yeah.
...is because you accidentally took what?
Possibly fentanyl.
What are you thinking?
That's why I didn't bring it up.
Well, thanks a lot, Sally.
What am I, your mother?
Well, I don't know. My mom says that.
But, yeah, you know, it was, that was it. The Green Hulk. That's what the kids
call them
the street. They also call them totem poles, because they're long and thin.
And because you wake up in a pair of underwear?
Yeah, exactly.
Jesus, why would you take that, man?
Why are you taking pills from strangers?
Well, they said, what do you want in the green room? And as a goof, like in the
rider, I said,
tequila, some fresh fruit, and I need a Xanax every now and then just to crash.
The club gave you fentanyl?
Well, it turns out the host was an ex-addict, and he was a real bad one at that.
He was like, I used to pop three of these a day and go to the fucking strip
club and all
that shit. So he was like, this is nothing.
That's why you got to bring your own opener.
I know.
And not take pills from strangers.
Yes. Yeah. Well, he thought I was some kind of like drug maniac, I guess. So he
was like,
oh, I'll give him the good stuff. But this shit, I flushed him immediately. I
still made my shows,
by the way, next day.
I know, but this is not something to be proud of that you can bounce. I mean, a
little cool.
But look, it's like your joke about being the functioning drunk.
Right, right. Yeah, yeah. It was a bad move. And boy, I've slept for a good 17
hours.
And my friend, it was like Weekend at Bernie's. He was dragging me around San
Antonio.
Andrew Youngblood. Thank you.
Speaking of Native Americans.
You didn't know there was going to be a Sopranos movie. I cannot believe it.
You're like one of the biggest Sopranos guys I know.
I'm a huge fan. I just, I missed, I've been off the internet a little bit more,
you know,
just trying to regroup and the whole thing. But The Saints of Newark.
The Many Saints of Newark.
Yes, great title.
Oh, hell yes, Sally. Yeah, it's his son. It's playing him.
Oh, wow.
Dandel Feeney's son. And dude, if you see the trailer, it came out. I just saw
it today.
The mannerisms, the face.
Wow.
It's pretty. Did you see it, Sally?
No, not yet.
It's crazy.
I love when they do it. Didn't they get Ice Cube's son?
O'Shea.
Yes.
Yeah.
It was great.
He was great.
He looks just like him. That's a good cast.
But this is weird because this guy's son is, his dad is dead.
And also, it's like you're playing a character that is so iconic as your first
role.
Big shoes.
I know you are playing your dad in the other one, but it's like, I know my dad.
I can just,
you know.
Yeah.
But like, you're mimicking Tony Soprano.
It's insane.
Yeah.
And you know the eyeballs are going to be on you and everybody's going to want
to shit
on your performance because it's not him.
People always, they hate change.
But I guess it's the closest you can get.
And they hate any sort of like origin story that isn't.
Yes.
This is cool because it's like, well, it's like you have the superhero origin
story.
You're always the first superhero movies.
But in The Sopranos, it's the, the show was already out.
This is, this is the origin story.
So maybe you get some built in goodwill because you see Tony struggling shit.
I don't know.
Can we see the kid or the son?
He's probably not a kid at this point.
You know, he died.
The Tony died or Gandolfini died at like, I want to say 54 or something.
I think, I think younger.
Younger than that.
Can we just do this?
49.
We drink a lot.
Yeah.
I think we just did this on the podcast.
He died in Rome.
Like he had a big meal and got shit faced and died.
I mean, it just goes to show you fat is dangerous.
So is fentanyl from strangers.
It's bad to be overweight.
You took drugs from a guy you didn't know.
But I won't do it again.
Please don't.
I don't want to fucking do.
We might be drunk alone is going to be a depressing podcast.
Oh, you shouldn't drink alone.
Yeah, you're right.
Good point.
Good point.
I'm here to stay and you can't stop this ticker.
I'll tell you that right now.
But I already love the look.
It already looks.
Well, just play the beginning just so you see his face.
Okay.
Just play the very beginning, Matt.
Matt, do you want to pull it up on the back?
Hit it, Matt.
Can you get it on there or is this, yeah?
Oh, you're pulling up on here?
Yeah.
I don't see it yet.
Do the thing, Matt.
Oh, he can't do it.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Oh, they got some phone booth.
Is that him?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I can see it.
Hey, jerk off.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely.
It kind of looks and sounds like it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
That was it.
I just want to show you that.
Oh, my God.
This looks amazing.
I'm already hooked.
I wonder if I can talk so much.
I love that 70s gritty film look.
Newark, man.
And Newark.
Whitney Houston.
And damn, Jon Bernthal is in it.
And that dude who played Hemingway in Midnight in Paris is Uncle June.
Oh.
He's a guy from House of Cards.
Yeah.
He's great.
Great actor.
He's great.
I guess June died.
Junior?
Yeah.
No, Junior doesn't die.
No, the real, like, the actor.
No, he's alive.
So why won't they have him?
Oh, because it's the young.
It's an origin young.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
It's like, that always kind of bugged me about Better Call Saul.
They're doing, like, it's before.
But that actor who's playing Mike is old as shit now.
Yeah, yeah.
So he's, like, a badass, but he's, like, gotta be, like, 80.
He's, like, fucking you up.
Well, nothing worse than the Irishman fight scene.
That was embarrassing.
Humil...
I mean, just De Niro, like, with bitch tits.
You're, like, De Niro, it's weird to see...
Because De Niro was always just badass just because he was badass.
I mean, like, Raging Bull aside, obviously.
He was obviously big in that movie.
Sure.
But, like, you see him, like, in later...
And, like, Goodfellas, he's scary because he's scary.
Yes, exactly.
That's because he's, like, ripped.
Intimidating.
Yeah.
And then not to mention, you spend millions of dollars on that facial
recognition with
the old and the special effects, but then you can't perfect, like, a curb stomp
kick.
Also, I said on Twitter, I said it was the fakest fight since Jussie Smollett.
That was, uh, yeah.
That must have sucked for Jussie Smollett.
I heard the cops called his performance wooden and not convincing at all when
he came in.
Yeah, yeah, those were dark times.
That was, what a weird story that was.
His sister's still working.
Oh, good.
She was in, like, Birds of Prey.
Oh, yeah.
That was a pretty cool movie.
That poor lady, I mean, the questions, like, you're his brother?
Whoa, what's he doing now?
Was he full of shit as a kid?
You know, like, all the questions must be a nightmare.
His imaginary friends must have been pretty rude.
Yeah, they were all racist.
What, uh, so what's, how, where were you on the road this weekend?
Where the hell was I?
Oh, Levity Live!
How was it?
It wasn't great.
I mean, good club, Mike, or John, John, great manager, good people there, good
staff.
I basically, I got heckled the whole weekend.
What?
Yeah, you know, it is in a mall.
Mall.
And you hate to say it, but you'll always be in a mall.
But good club, and comics should work there.
Food is good, too, right?
Food's great.
John's great.
Everything was great.
But, uh, just coming back to your house every night is great.
It's a 37-minute drive.
Beautiful.
But, yeah.
Who's opening?
Sean Murphy, the great Sean Murphy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's funny, man.
I like him.
Super funny, great guy.
He got heckled, and I have it on my phone.
I'll show you later.
He snapped on a lady.
I've been working with this guy for years.
I've never seen him raise his voice.
I've never seen him be impolite.
Snap!
Wow.
It was wild.
He was like, when Mark gets up here, you better shut the fuck up.
And I was like, oh, my God.
It was like dad of the sleepover energy, you know?
I got work in the morning, God damn it.
It was fun to see your dad snap.
No, not mine.
Really?
Oh, my God.
It, mine snapped so rarely that when he did, I was kind of like, oh, this is
kind of exciting.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
My dad was like the Hulk.
It was like zero to 60.
One time, I was leaning back in a chair.
I love to lean back, and he goes, if you fall, I'm going to kill you.
And I was like, I'm not going to fall.
And I fell back, and the chair snapped.
Like, when it hit the floor, it broke.
And he was like, God damn it.
And he picked this two pieces of the chair up.
I was like, ah!
He's so tall.
Oh, my God.
I shit myself.
The parent move of grabbing the wrist was always scary.
When they grab her, because, you know, my parents didn't hit me or anything.
But my dad, when I was in trouble, they'd grab the wrist, and I'd be like, ah!
Yeah.
You're hurting me.
It's like when they say the cuffs are too tight.
That was the fist grab, the wrist grab, rather.
Yes.
Yes.
My dad would go back of the neck, 