Name: Killer Cereals Clip from EP 42
Uploaded: 2021-09-29T22:25:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Killer Cereals Clip from EP 42' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Killer Cereals Clip from EP 42' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-29. Transcript available.

cinnamon toast crunch cinnamon toast crunch is good best cereal i mean that's
your number one
i mean you're eating cubes of sugar but it's you can't beat it give me give me
your top
five sugar cereals right i like cinnamon toast crunch i like pops damn what
pops just those
yellow corn pops are underrated i like lucky charms what weird ones all right
and i like
charms oh yeah operated one too i'm eating fruit i'm eating marshmallows i know
just stop just
give me all marshmallows what's with that that's how life works you got to have
a little struggle
with your reward you're turning this into a philosophical conversation right
yeah you got
to have a little uh little rain then some sunshine that's you can't just go all
sunshine i want a
blizzard baby yeah a marshmallow blizzard all right we got three what else by
the way ted alexandro's
joke how all the the uh horrible uh what do you call those like traumatic what
are those called god
damn it when like a hurricane or earthquake hurricane mudslide all the natural
disasters
natural disasters it's like the menu at tgi friday's unleashing its wrath on
the universe that's a
great joke great joke they're all drinks hurricane mudslide and uh the other
one you said love ted
mm-hmm so uh all right yeah okay we got three what else uh i'm blanking on a
lot of them but i'll
throw fruit loops in there love fruit loops love a fruit it's a classic classic
and golden grams
cracklin oat bran oh that's that's my number one baby that's grandpa food it's
good grandpa food oat
oat gram what cracklin oat bran matt am i crazy you guys not do this anything
with bran i'm out oh it's
sugary though it's really good okay okay cracklin oat bran's my that's a game
changer right there i've never
heard of cracklin oat bran you better we're having it one of these episodes it's
delightful that sounds
like soul food crack when i was growing up there was cracklins what you're
supposed to do with the
cracklin oat bran is you take the spoon you light a flame underneath it but uh
no i like that i think
life is underrated if we're going life is okay it's okay it's not in the top
five but i want to give
an honorable mention all right i'll give it a mensch i don't like the name life
i think it's too dark life
sucks you should try the other cereal hospice it's terrible yeah all right life
support what else oh
cap'n crunch is killer it is good i'll tell you it does up the top of your
mouth it does get a
little chunky up there but captain crunch peanut butter and we're really going
full black tar yeah
reese's pieces came out with a cereal and it was bananas peanut butter puffs
peanut butter puffs
best cereal on the planet that's my number one damn all right so that i'm
thinking what else
frosted mini weeks how do you feel i love frosted mini weeks i like how they
get a little gooey at the
end i do enjoy that i'm i'm 100 with you i just saw a guy there's a guy on tick
tock i forgot his name
he's a black guy with an amazing voice and he just ranks food john legend um he
ranks food and he's so
they're funny as hell and he does cereal and he shits on uh frosted mini weeks
and i i gotta go against
him on that one i love oh really if you know that guy's name put it in the
comments because he's so
funny he's on tick tock he's got a huge following he just does he just ranks
food oh okay well you know
it ain't bad either there they are there's the reeses is uh smacks also first
of all they look like
now we're talking drugs here well i know they look like little twats they look
like little vaginas but
they're also i like to rub one against my nose i like to rub them against my
dick but yeah they look
like tiny clams and uh they taste pretty good but yeah that guy looks like a
dealer though look at him
he's just like he's like all right quick pay me quick are we paying you know we
forgot i'm sure
we'll get shit for forgetting uh count chocolate is pretty oh yeah that's old
school boy good good
call is there anything else we forgot i don't i didn't like honey bunch of oats
is great but that's
not like the sugary thing but it's it's got sugar in it but they they play the
whole we're health food
but it's not healthy it's the same deal as life the same thing like yeah life
is better than that
i i in terms of like i think it's healthier but no you know what they do it's
like the kind bar
shit where it's like covered oh yeah they're like this is a hell i'm like it's
a fucking snickers
dude it's a snickers with a cool wrapper that's it and it's called kind kind
wait a minute what is
that one that's got a funny name is it honey bunches of oats there's one where
it's got a funny name
and they say it in the commercial and everybody goes ah it's like a joke oh god
damn it it's a funny name
cereal how do you feel on weight on wheaties wheaties stinks it's all right it's
just cardboard with milk
i guess cardboard's okay i don't mind it i remember when getting on a wheaties
box was a big deal if
you're an athlete like he made he got a wheaties box of course of course bruce
jenner but i don't
think if you put uh fruit and sugar in a cereal it's already out i don't like
when people put the like
like like honey nut cheerios is good on its own yeah but you got overrated you
got to put a flakes
is overrated frosted flakes sucks that's just sugar and cardboard yeah yeah
there you go cardboard i
need sugar on cardboard kick sucks too fuck you kicks kicks rocks kicks yeah k-i-x
too they thought
they'd been really hip yeah yeah it was okay it wasn't horrible but it was you
know you were never
excited right cheerios is solid ah i mean you gotta put all you gotta put a
strawberry in it or it's
boring that's that to me that means you suck you know what's interesting it's
like apple jacks apple
jacks was something a little too appley for me there was one with a funny name
it's gonna kill me all
right honeycomb no no sucked no sucked it's weird when uh it's you know what's
fun about the cereals
though is like you see they try to do the different brands and stuff yeah but
the it's like cocktails
the classics survive yes you know like negroni manhattan right but then french
toast crunch who
fucks with that i tried it i had a bender on that i'm not gonna lie to you good
it's pretty good i went
to vegas and blacked out and had it but uh it's uh it's it's okay it's probably
the most innocent vegas
blackout story ever i woke up with milk all over me an empty bowl empty spoon
but yeah yeah a dead
hooker but yeah it wasn't oh tricks suck cocoa pebbles is solid only could you
get that chocolate
milk at the end yeah that chocolate milk was a bonus for sure yeah tricks
tricks wasn't bad silly rabbit
tricks of her kids why i that was the worst worst marketing of all time yeah
what'd you say the best
milk was from the recess oh yeah great you had peanut butter milk it's why did
they ever make
they made like strawberry chocolate milk they made you know obviously chocolate
they made vanilla
what is the peanut butter chocolate very right nesquik listen up that's gold
peanut butter milk
i just had a shake the other i'm a big milkshake queef and i had a peanut
butter milkshake and it was
dynamite is that your go-to well i like chocolate peanut butter mix but they
don't always have it sometimes
you get a little banana in there it's kind of nice peanut butter and banana is
nice i get that in my
smoothie yeah which is basically a milkshake