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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Patreon Preview' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-08. Transcript available.

Paul Hancock, Rick, you talk about pops as one of your favorites.
I didn't.
I love pops.
Canadian pops are way better.
Got to have my pops.
I don't know.
Most things from Canada are much, much worse.
Listen, Paul, you've become the third worst Hancock after John and Herbie.
Yeah, Americans.
You know, you fucking, I mean.
I love Herbie Hancock.
Herbie Hancock fucks.
That guy rules.
Pops suck.
I love pops.
Pops are the most overrated cereal.
They're fine.
They're fucking fine.
They're great.
Some motherfuckers never tried Cracklin' Oat Brand.
Get out of here.
Oat Brand.
Matt, have you tried Cracklin' Oat Brand?
Speaking of pops, you're like my grandfather over here.
Cracklin' Oat Brand, Muselix.
You're going to pull that out next.
Raisin' Brand.
Come on.
Raisin' Brand is a solid cereal.
Let's get some cardboard in here.
We'll chop it up.
We'll put some milk on it.
Once you try Cracklin' Oat Brand.
I've never heard of that, to be honest.
You're going to give the biggest apology to me.
And I'm sorry, Kellogg's has a shortage.
Matt, look this up.
They have a shortage because everyone's buying up Cracklin' Oat Brand because
that shit is underrated.
Oh, maybe it's more like Firestone where they had to get rid of it.
It's off the shelf.
It's like Deep Throat.
The girl's too young.
Get rid of it.
The public shouldn't have it.
Cracklin' Oat Brand destroys Pops.
Eat my fucking ass.
What are we, shoeless with a harmonica and sitting on a porch drinking a jug
with three X's on it?
Cracklin' Oat Brand.
It just feels like some backwoods deliverance shit.
Look, you're making funny lines, Mark.
Problem is, it's a damn fine cereal.
All right, all right.
I'll believe it when I taste it.
And you'll taste it.
Bring it in, Matt.
I want it in.
I want it right here.
I'm going to go nuts on this Cracklin' Oat Brand.
I didn't realize getting a fucking box into Cracklin' Oat Brand was going to be
like National Treasure here.
It was just fucking insane.
I know, right?
It's like getting some good meth or Coke these days.
It's hard to find.
I'll suck your dick.
Just give me some Crack.
Some Cracklin' Oat Brand.
They didn't even skimp on the names.
It was like Cracks, Smack, all this shit.
It's just so drug-laced.
Daddy's Secret Cough Medicine.
I'll Suck Your Dick Long Time.
That's my favorite cereal.
What are you freebasing over there?
Nothing, honey.
That's where we get our heroin.
Yes.
It's easy to get than Cracklin' Oats.
I'll tell you that.
You know what?
It's fucking true.
Why are Cracklin' Oats so hard to get?
You went on Amazon, didn't you?
We got to go to the store in-house.
I bet they got it there.
No, no.
They didn't have it.
Oh, really?
Oh, you went to the store.
All right.
Well, let's try Amazon.
Maybe they got it.
Somebody's got it online.
Send us in, Cracklin'.
I know you're listening.
Cracklin' Oat Brand fucking rocks.
I've never heard of it.
I've never had it.
I've never seen it.
So I'll try Pops and you try Cracklin' Oat Brand.
Look at that box.
That box from 81.
And it still works, motherfucker.
It's a classic.
Ooh.
Does that say $59?
Oh, my Lord.
This is like a Beanie Baby.
Let's see the reviews on Cracklin' Oat Brand.
Oh, this is good stuff.
Have you tried that shit?
You know how good it is.
I've never heard of it.
I can't wait to try it.
I'm dying.
Oh, 4 out of 5 star.
4.4 out of 5.
71% gave it 5 stars.
The sugar.
BioBewer, the sugar amount.
Okay.
Well, are we going for taste?
Are we going for what?
No, there's a lot of sugar in that shit.
All right.
Well, we're going for sugar.
We're going for taste.
It's not worth it.
I'll pay $5 at a grocery store.
Well, that makes sense.
Okay, but these are 5 stars for taste.
Yeah, true.
Wait, wait, wait.
What did that say?
Tasty and healthy.
And that one says, wish this cereal was in a bigger box.
Okay.
Yeah, dude.
I love this cereal and, in fact, I'm due for another 5 stars from Tokyo.
Dude, it's a good-ass cereal.
Snackable.
Tokyo, this shit's global, motherfucker.
I guess so.
Cracklin' Oat brand.
Love this cereal.
It's hard to find.
One person found this helpful.
Oh, sorry.
5 stars.
Nice to have this source.
Okay, so people are looking for it.
I'm not saying it's bad.
I've never had it.
Once you try it, dude, the apologies are going to come rolling.
All right.
This shit is epic.
Matt, I can't believe you've never tried.
This was like fucking heaven for me.
Really?
There's not a better cereal, I don't think.
All right.
Well, Matt just gave it 2 stars.
I don't know what that means.
The fuck, Matt?
God damn it.
That was tough.
Try someplace other than Amazon.
Yeah, but 2 stars because of overpriced, not because of the quality.
Right, right.
All right.
All right.
People seem to enjoy it.
So I'm not saying it's bad.
It just seems rare.
What is that?
A square?
Get a close-up on that.
I've never seen this shape.
This is all foreign to me.
Yeah, well.
Also, you got a cinnamon stick in the back.
So is it cinnamony?
No.
Oh, here we go.
The health nutrition facts.
I don't want to see that.
Saturated fat.
It's got a lot of sugar.
Monosaturated cholesterol.
It's not healthy, man.
All right.
Are we really talking about cereal like it's healthy?
Good point.
Good point.
You're talking about Lucky Charms and fucking, come on.
Oh, I mean, that's straight anthrax to the vein.
How about Fruity Pebbles?
You ever fuck with that?
Love Fruity Pebbles.
But it's a window with Fruity Pebbles.
It's too, if it's too in the milk, it turns into fucking mush pudding horse
shit.
Oh, look at that.
Some guy just saved the marshmallows.
He's got a jar of marshmallows.
See, that's too far.
You got to have a little rain with the sun.
You can't just go straight sun.
You're not an addict.
Not an addict.
We got to live in a society here.
Jesus Christ.