Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 45: Rainbow Trout
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 45: Rainbow Trout' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-18. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 45: Rainbow Trout

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit pep heaps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk you know what it is you know where
it is what's
shaking fatty i haven't seen you in a while i know right it's been a long time
you look good
you too man shirt nice hair's a little too long i like it like that really yeah
it's a little more
gouldy elliot that's yeah i'll take it man yeah love the gould oh he's the king
california split
you ever see that one no ooh cards cards yeah they're degenerate it's like it's
you don't usually
see trashy jews on screen that's true yeah it's george siegel and uh elliot gould
great together
nice isn't groden a jew i don't know charles groden not that he's trashy but i
think he's
we're going down a dangerous avenue here jews invented the ghetto or not
invented it but that's
the jewish word a lot of people don't know that i feel like black people
appropriated the ghetto
i'm not gonna go there oh yeah dude i'll take it hey uh yeah man down the road
you've been on the
road oh yeah i'm hurting yeah i'm on fuel i i we got it's a long story we got a
flat tire last
night we plugged it tried to drive back and uh we had to stay in a hotel damn
yeah it was like a john
here's movie it looked like a dump that a huge dump but we didn't want to pay
any money it sucked i did
it by we you mean you yeah i mean i covered the hotel to be nice but we did it
was you and who else
this guy raj balani really funny guy and we did i landed from nashville and
jumped in his car and we
went straight to rhode island brutal the girlfriend's like what are you crazy i
never see it and i was
like shut it toots and i jumped in the car and uh hightailed out of there and
then we got a flat tire
on the way doug key had to come pick us up about half an hour out doug key
sounds like the guy you
call on a jam call key he's the wheel man yeah yeah so then uh we did the shows
and we're like well
plug the tire because he didn't have a spare plugged it that took all night and
then we got we got on the
road so far removed in terms of manliness from this story i can't drive they're
talking about
changing tires and shit this is brutal well a spare tire would be great but he
had no spare so we
actually had to go to walmart buy a plugging kit plug it learn how to plug and
then it still popped
again we had to sleep in a motel damn yeah it was brutal motels they take you
back to early comedy
i know and it was that whole thing of like first of all we had to get a cop
escort because we were
lost in old saybrook no ubers it's like a little small town in connecticut and
the cops like
we got you it was like a ride-along it was very white privilege and uh that is
that is peak white
privilege yeah they were like we got you don't worry about it i took videos of
them white people
like uh like officer we'd like a lift like a taxi i rang a little bell yeah it's
the first guy who
ever videoed the cops because they were helpful that's true you're right yeah
opposite of rodney king
and uh yeah we we slept we woke up at eight to go straight to the tire place it
was the whole thing
brutal damn that sucks he's still there i left him what no i'm kidding i'm
kidding let's let's have a
oh yeah please i this is not a drink i really enjoy him to be honest whoa baby
damn i meant to shoot
that damn this is i'm not a big mimosa guy man is this supposed to have this
much orange juice
you know man he's a big man remember we thought oj was healthy yes we grew up
being like get have
vitamin c and then you look at the bag there's a lot of sugar that's true but
that was like my mom
would heat up orange juice when i was sick oh yeah warm oj that's true warm
milk warm oj for some
warm just makes it seem more lovey hey there we go sally no beer jew today so
we're going simple
it's actually pretty good i'm surprised this is not my i'm not a big champagne
guy
yeah it's a fun vibe it is more it's a vibe more than actual good drink
but yeah yeah no beer jews so yeah this is pretty good damn i see how people
get shit-faced on this
oh dude those bottomless brunches ruined a lot of saturdays with that shit i
went i forgot to wear my pants
i'll tell you there we go we're cooking yeah what were you talking about uh
flat tire oh yeah after
that shit i'm i'm frazzled this podcast we we drive i don't know what i've said
on this podcast
yeah three minutes i was in st louis and uh yeah you know some good shows first
night i got locked
in the green room bathroom what yeah damn uh the the door is like a sliding
door and it won't open
uh-huh so i'm just like what do i i'm like trying like with a lot of force to
open i'm like it's not
opening uh and then so i i look at my itinerary i text the comedy club manager
like hey uh i'm going
on in like a minute i'm locked in the bathroom we got gary veder on stage
telling jokes
i'm like trying to they come in they're like it won't open i'm like what do you
want to do
gary brings me on stage he's just like all right i guess he's not coming oh no
so i said
fuck it stand back i'm kicking it in whoa so i felt kind of cool saying that
and i kicked it and i thought
it was going to be like a badass the whole thing was going to fall down but i
just kind of kicked the
the handle off it's like one of those like and i kicked it the handle shatters
off and i was like i was
like i'm gonna keep kicking they're like no no we got it they just opened i was
like that was kind
of anticlimactic i kicked the door off i think i saw this was this on your i
threw a story on there
i videotaped it while i did it okay and then i thought it would look cooler
yeah and then uh yeah
that was crazy i mean dude i gotta tell you the barbecue in st louis it's real
good baby real good
pappy's is that the dry rub that was my ex that was my hotel room i'll tell you
you're all right
um uh no that that but dude you can i i can't do barbecue during the day
anymore and then lazy out
we do have to do two shows i know i know i eat a lot it's just it's pork it's
sauce it's cornbread
it's all the heaviest shit just weighing you down most cities that have great
barbecue the place of the
the best barbecue have very little else to do in the city that's how you have
all the time to slow
roast oh there's nothing else going on good point like that we wrote this 18
hours you're like yeah
because you the other option was going to the arch for the 1800s right right
right that's true yeah
what is that like double double burnt chicken or what do they what do they call
that's pretty good
slow roasted yeah crock i sounded like a real cunt holding this glass all the
time there's another
reason but no i i will tell you man they do have great food in st louis great
like that barbecue
oh yeah then there's all the st louis versus kansas city versus nashville
versus georgia i can't keep
up i don't know it's all good i've never had bad barbecue people i say that i
go i get meat i cover it
in sauce it's all the same for me i like this when the south fights with each
other because there's never
been a real war they just bicker you know right right yeah well we'll rise
again not after that
barbecue dude that's i feel like that's the type of shit they get like you ever
eat so much barbecue
that you're like i don't think my dick works anymore like it makes you impotent
that kind of that kind
of grease you know yeah it's amazing that anyone fucks in those towns maybe
that's where the the
incest comes from because they're like ah my sister's here yeah i don't want to
go that far
she's right here i had sausage links come on phone in all right yeah i love
barbecue i could eat it
twice a week i got food poisoning the second yeah the second night i got food
poisoning uh gary veder
and i gary is like a real uh he finds he finds the good change hotels because
there were pubes on
gary's bed gary's like there are pubes everywhere i'm like all right let's move
so we go to another room
uh he got another room i got another one because my first room sucked and uh
two jews that fly in
they're like food poisoning this guy's changing rooms what the hell's going on
here we're not
breaking stereotypes this week but uh yeah and we're not quiet about our
complaints either so
there's another one but gary flew back early with allergies but then we we
check into the hotel and
like you know it's one of those nights where i'm like you know my room it was a
nice hotel from the
outside then you go to the room and you're like this is fucking gross oh yeah
so gary i changed
rooms gary changed rooms and then gary was like bummed about it i'm like let's
get let's get drinks
let's get some cocktails pre-show good ass negronis we got a little buzz on
then we uh then the next
night gary's like i got we changed hotels to a nicer hotel and then uh gary was
like i found a good
spot it's right across the street i was like perfect it's swanky it's cool we're
sitting down we
were good food i don't know why i thought i was like i've been drinking a lot i've
been eating like
shit let me order something healthy so i order the rainbow trout in st louis
landlocked real a real
great idea a lot a lot of good uh a lot of good water by st louis yeah right
the ozarks i hear nice
they are i actually i'm there well i will be recording right before i leave so
i will have been there oh
nice yeah let me ask you this when you tell a wait i mean a hotel staff there's
this pubes on the bed
what is their react are they like oh my god i'm so sorry are they like that's
mine like what do they
say there look i was having some fun kid i'll tell you no uh gary said what
happened was because he
complained he said that the uh they were just like well hopefully the next room's
better i think i like
hopefully yeah right i like that we're not sure there might be some pubes in
room 808 too we don't know
also yeah yeah no we uh gary changed to another room then we went to the east
so i get this rainbow
trout and it's one of those things we're in the uber going to the gig you do a
lot of gigs now you
have to take an uber there right yeah reimburse you so you uber you have to put
the comedy club in so
the driver every time is like uh comedy club huh oh who's playing tonight i'm
just like ah sam
morel like is he good i'm like hey he's all right you start telling about your
own insecurities
like ah i could shorten my setup heard his new stuff isn't what it used to be
yeah exactly but
you know so we're we're in the car and i'm like i'm feeling sick you ever have
like a food that
you're like oh i this is i'm bad now yes i was in the car and i start like
crunching over and i'm
like oh fuck oh and gary's like oh shit he's like i don't feel great either but
i'm like yeah but
i'm like in pain i'm in like this is bad like i don't know i'm gonna make it to
the club
oh boy like i might shit myself i haven't shit myself since second grade on the
school bus all
right i like how veter was like is this regular jew complaining or is this real
let me let me uh do a
follow-up he's like nope it's bad right from hay fever to holocaust where are
we here let me get a
second opinion all right i think you're ugly too all right so then uh we're in
the car and i'm like i'm
in pain and the driver could see him in pain so he goes oh man i had that the
other day i had too
many flaming hot cheetos i shit myself something pink and i'm like oh why are
you telling me i'm
just like i'm like hey man i i i appreciate but it's not helping and he's just
like that's great he's
just like all right all right and he's like he's like also like i feel bad
complaining about bad
drivers because i can't drive but he's like stopping short a lot like oh shit i
literally waddle
into the club i jump in i jump on the toilet it's the broken door from before
so it won't even shut all the way wow i hear gary like can i get you anything gary
hands me my lanta
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