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We Might Be Drunk Ep 46: The Other Rachel Feinstein

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit have peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk
we're back baby yeah it's a new week with the same us but this time we have our
first guest
you got that right oh hell yeah find a little estrogen in the house oh god i
guess we're
gonna keep that all right well rachel feinstein our good friend uh is in the
building you could
just introduce me as one of the guys well you're here so we have to make a you
like girly cocktails
so we're making a special girly cocktail beer jew have you met beer jew oh my
god yeah he's our
in the house only in the form of my grandpa zady shout out to zady zady in the
house
zady fucking killing it right now dead you you're you order drinks that are
like
you know girly dumb twat drinks i drink i order what i order just the bartender
immediately decides
that i'm a pointless hole i just order the such dumb drinks like the exact i
order the drinks that
the girls that heckle me order like i i am like a malpine plate just characterless
pineapple a lot
of pineapple vodka yeah but i've graduated because the sugar was making me too
wildly ill so um and now
i just like i like like a tequila soda or a vodka but you could like i want to
have a good tequila but
truly you could give me well and i wouldn't know the difference yeah you know
what's funny is our producer
matt who is always on it looks rachel up before the show and it was her
favorite drink is a negroni
and i said that's not true that's a lie looking up a different rachel feinstein
oh my god that's the
sculptor that i always get confused with sculptor and yes there's a famous can
i tell this story right
pull her up who's hotter there's a famous sculptor she's hotter she's really
hot oh come on and and
she's a famous sculptor and she gets you got the first google search hey i just
want to thank my team
so she's um she's a sculptor and she was like on the cover of like she was like
they did an article
rather about her in vogue and she's like best friends with like uh mcjaggar and
and she just
has this life i've wanted like her husband painted her for years and then he
met the woman he'd been
painting like it's just like like a man has never adored me like that like my
brother's always dating
women like like his wife it's just like everything she does is adorable i've
never had a man feel like
that about me like as soon as they meet me they get angry at what a pig i am i've
never had a guy
you couldn't be with that guy if he was like rachel my darling you'd be like oh
i want that like when
i see a man when i see like get a like a like a like a celebrity couple at a knicks
game and he
just has one the guy has one hand on her lower back i project so much onto
their relationship i'm
like he protects her in a way my husband that was the somonage on my back
uh anyway so she's so rachel um feinstein is um fine as hell and uh she um look
at these kids i
keep getting i know they have like a famous beautiful rachel has a beautiful
baby oh that's
right one of the most beautiful children i've ever seen thank you i'm not just
saying that because i'm
a pedophile i really mean it but can i just say that um frankie is a very
beautiful kid and she's
very fond of you usually she's um suspicious of men and actively terrified of natterman
but yeah
but i just want to say that rachel feinstein the sculptor so i would get calls
from my my manager
saying offering me things this happened to me he was like they want to do a
story about you and
your fashion choices and they're gonna like highlight you in vogue so i walked
around with
like fashion profile confidence i'm like i do take some risks i was telling
everybody i'm like yeah i
could say that like meanwhile i shop at like forever 21 i'm a true true moron
with fashion but i
believed for like weeks that vogue wanted to do a profile on me and then i got
quietly uninvited
to the profile they're like oh yeah they uh actually don't they want this other
woman and then they
call me and they were like do you want to um oprah wants to invite you to a
private dinner wow
invited the guy that i'm now married like by at the he was like we were just
starting to date at the
time and i was like so oprah is intrigued by me i'm gonna bring my brooklyn
fireman husband
yes and i had to tell him that she was not like do you know you walk
differently if you think oprah's
like that's a whole new level of confidence and then again i just got softly
change your next title
of your album to one of oprah's favorite things and then they were like um i
called my manager i was
like listen they said it's the other rachel feinsey is the sculptor we're
really sorry and i was like
listen i already invited the guy i'm dating i canceled a gig because i thought
i was going to
meet oprah can you just call them and see if i can like get in i mean it was
like something
perfectly worthless but uh but i was like can you just see if you can like get
us in it's too
actively humiliating to tell this guy i'm newly dating that oprah doesn't want
to meet me after all
it's horrifying so i told them and they were like if your boyfriend's like i
actually i'm gonna be honest i
i thought you were the sculptor rachel feinstein as well this is very confusing
so they called back
and they're like i was like just get us in if you can and he's like yeah they're
pretty firm that
you're not to attend i think they had a picture of me like at the front door
like the security guard
on the photograph like do not let in like the guy at the bodega bad checks
oh let's try this drink what do we got here beer jew this is uh basically like
a watermelon basil
tequila concoction this smells incredible like the the smell coming off this is
smells good like a pad thai that's what i was going for dude this is so good
that is really good
refreshing watermelon basil oh we know dan we know dan saint germain our buddy
yeah this is good
um i should have listened the first time that's not good radio um to ask you
again what it is but
now i want this to be my drink because it's really satisfying he'll make
anything really delicious though
he's good we'll call it the rachel or i don't know which rachel feinstein maybe
we'll get
right now the rachel is a sandwich we'll call this a fun-loving sandwich and a
haircut it's a good
it's a good it's a jennifer anderson's friend's haircut oh that's right yeah
yeah she's from new
york jennifer anderson yeah i think so isn't the rider rumor about jennifer anderson
the one about
getting the green m&ms picked out no that's not her is it is it that's old i
don't think so yeah that
came before her that's like led zeppelin or something yeah ozzy that winston
churchill there
you go i loved m&ms that's what killed him van halen van halen that was it and
it was all just
to see if they would do it i think it was like to make sure that they're
reading they're paying attention
yeah interesting oh i see have you do you have a rider yes and like it's
literally nothing on it
and there's and it's i mean there's like two of the saddest like it shows you
my self-esteem when
you read what's on same same here telling i'm just like my writers just says
like i'm sorry i'm here
and i'll see myself out uh there's like just like any protein bar sorry that's
what i do yeah just like
a protein bar water and sugar-free red bull that'll get me through the late
show and none of it's
ever there like why don't you do you're a red bull person i mean i'm not i don't
want to be a red i
don't want to identify that way but i just need some caffeine to get me through
the late show but
when i order it i'm actively humiliated i just did bob saget's podcast and he
said he was offered
uh a buy-in when red bull was getting off the ground for like 20 grand he would
have had a huge
steak in red bull and he took a sip and he was like this stuff tastes like shit
yeah i mean it does
taste like ass yeah it does oh god i hate myself already the only thing worse
than red bull is when
you drink with red bull those people are like give me a red bull and vodka you're
like oh if you have
one i don't judge you but once you have more than one oh yeah i just don't like
red bull i remember i
was at a bar once uh at pj clark's and the bartender someone ordered a red bull
and he goes we only do
coffee here and he said it was such disdain and i kind of respected it hell
yeah it was a badass move
yeah i respect i also have skinny pop on it which nikki said was good i called
nikki and asked her
what i should put on it yes because i knew that she respected herself a little
more than i respect
women love popcorn it's good for you well it's locale it's locale it's yeah i
assume it'd be one
of oprah's favorite things yes but i but i always feel like even when i ask for
like almost nothing
none of it's there they'll be like they know what i'm worth and they're correct
like i'll get there
and they'll be like like literally just like a durag or like a nickel or
something like an afro pick
uh what's that what's your ride all i have is protein bars bananas and uh beef
jerky because to
me beef jerky is the height of luxury i'm like man a bag is 6.99 yeah so i get
them to buy it they
are good oh it's great love a jerk the problem with the jerky is though it's so
you want to keep it
special now it's i'm kind of like used to it because i get it every week so i
took the the fun out of
it's like having christmas every day yeah it's satisfying though i love it i
love it i do fresh
fruit and uh that's good fresh fruits good and then uh iced coffee always oh
yes i asked for cold
brew that's true cold brew and you get a little oat milk in there you get a
nice little coffee before
the show you wake up a little bit that's not bad cold brew gives me the anxiety
though a lot of
clubs will just have liquor in there too which is a weird move they're like we
got you liquor i'm
like don't you guys have a full bar like you don't have to buy me liquor that's
true i think it's
this podcast yeah probably this is making me realize like where i'm at because
these things
don't happen to me and then they just give you sneakers right and then you're
like i got shoes
on that's eddie griffin oh really you heard that story right no new air force
one sneakers every
weekend and he doesn't take them either he just does it it's a control thing
that's hysterical
i love a power move the waiter working that weekend like all right i'll take
these yeah that's nice
yeah have you been on the road a lot lately uh yes i have been on the road a
lot lately where have you
been where was i last weekend springfield missouri not name dropping quit bragging
it's actually a
pretty fun club there's good yeah that guy's so nice chris he's a good hang
like he walks you all
the way up to your room like whatever you need to bring he'll walk you he'll
take you up to the
he tries to get in the room he's like come on there's one kiss
no i mean he does he's so sweet he fingers you
i just want to make sure everything's good yeah
no he's great he i think you're a writer i think he was a part of kanye west
presidential campaign
what i think he was wow i'm not making it up he was like i'm not in the city
right now because i'm
working with kanye and i was like what i thought it was a joke and then he's
like no i'm like trying
to get it off the ground it's certainly a joke i forgot he ran yeah he gets do
you ever have
this where somebody takes you around he took me around like town and he was
giving all the facts
of the town you know and they were hysterical he was like on this corner uh the
first munchausen's
disease diagnosis was given i was like that is the best small town fact i've
ever heard he's like
first munchausen and it's like and i know a friend that fucked her and i was
like wait a second
those are the saddest fact they're known for cashew chicken there that's right
that's their thing
invented cashew chicken