Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 48: Bubble Tea
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 48: Bubble Tea' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-08. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 48: Bubble Tea

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit pep heaps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk
here we are folks it's a balmy october day in new york city that the weather is
changing i put a light
jacket on i did the premature jacket really well you know when you put a jacket
on you're like i
want to wear a jacket but it's not actually that cold yeah yeah i love new york
in the fall you do
the same thing with the shorts on the other side of the that's right yeah yeah
that's a good point
yeah and ejaculation i'm premature all over i i threw a jacket on but it's it's
kind of chilly
out today it's a little chilly and uh it'll probably keep dropping but i got a
1972 george carlin uh
some kind of special he he shot oh dude spin around show the people it's it's a
nice jacket look at that
it was a it was supposed to be a cartoon special but it never went through
cartoon special yeah
now tignataro did that i know i know so i the only here's my issue with cartoon
special because i've
done cartoon clips and i posted them this guy animated them people want your
facial expressions
that's true yeah it's kind of cool singing as a cartoon but it it doesn't hold
up yeah you get
like a 30 seconds oh that's fun that's what it is yeah like remember shorties
watching shorties
great idea but it just kind of didn't didn't didn't fly because you're like i
want patrice
you know i get it that it's a great story and he's a great storyteller but i
want to see him
it's also funny it was patrice and de paulo as babies which is it's kind of
great because
that's funny softens right right their edge that's a good point so that i like
that but yeah
i want i just want to see the stand-up yeah the only thing cool about it is
like i remember one
was ted alexandro doing the gym and the guys look like pigeons yeah so you can
actually see
pigeon-y guys and that part's fun but but the stand-up being acted out rarely
works for me
yeah you know what it's like it's like when people go the book was better and
you go shut up you
pretend just queef but the stand-up's better you want to see it in your head
you want to let the
words paint it now you're right you're right let's let's get in this oh what do
you tell the folks
at home what we're about to break the hymen on here but the pop the cherry of
this bubble tea
we we're going no alcohol this week because for one thing i had to drink a lot
to survive
springfield missouri so i hear that how about you did you drink a lot this
weekend yeah i was in
rochester so uh when in rome you gotta you gotta really hit the sauce oh that
one i think rome was
safer than rochester is right now yeah less uh homosexuality what the hell's
going on you gotta
pierce it you gotta take the sharp end i know but look how wide this is oh it's
for the balls yeah
yeah oh it's like my ex all right you suck hard enough you get the ball i'll
take it this i feel
like we're in the wild here i shoot a dart in your neck all right let's do this
so what i don't even
know what a bubble tea is i know agents like it i know it's sweet i know it's
candy but is it healthy
is it horrible is it diabetic this is absolutely not healthy okay it's sound it's
pure sugar oh jeez
great we could have gotten a milkshake like a real american this is but this is
different dude
damn i can't pop this come on you gotta use a little force it's like a capri
sun do we have
any ky jelly back there this is the asian capri sun hmm oh my god i got to the
syrup at the bottom
it's good right i mean it's good but jesus whoa sam finished early i'll tell
you going
i love myself i got a squirter oh boy there you go let me just get my nose in
this real quick
sorry matt oh yeah are you serious jesus christ what a guy what a peters gotham
studios i should
have said i'm sorry right before i did that all right wow i mean this is too
much this is for
children oh that's yummy man i have a watermelon flavor on the bottom what do
you got he got me green
tea oh no this is pearl milk we go pearl milk did you give me a pearl necklace
medal tell you pearl is the
balls are called pearls oh the balls are pearls little necklace yeah there you
go
dude that's really good uh yeah i guess but this is a treat this is like a what
do you think what's
the milkshake oh okay i always thought you know you hear tea it's like ah it's
a nice asian uh beverage
this is good dude is this china japan thai what is the origin of the
of the bubble tea squid game what are we talking here
did you finish it not yet i'm almost there i gotta tell you a little
disappointed really
man everybody hates the ending of shows i know seinfeld i don't like when it
feels like more is
promised uh-huh like they keep saying they keep giving you like little morsels
and then you're kind
of like all right well where i need a payoff for some of this yeah it just felt
like if a show is
going to be that violent i want a little more you know a little more substance
at the end like a message
or a wrap-up are you up to are the vip's there yet are the american they're
coming in the the cop guy
that's when it goes downhill oh really okay yeah it's like look there's good
moments it's it's it's
look i can't argue with the fact that it's entertaining as hell yeah it's
violent as
shit i mean i read a book before bed last night and i slept like a baby and i
was like oh maybe
watching koreans getting executed every night is not helping my uh rem cycle
yeah good point good
point we're talking shot to the head just senseless you know meaningless killings
that's my issue
it's so meaningless i think i want to look more for the end but yeah i hear you
it's it's kind of like
lost this feels like lost the whole country's in on it and it was this big
thing and it keeps getting
more and more complex and you're like i think they're they're laying track like
you're like how do you
how are you gonna figure this out and then before you know it you're at the end
like we don't know what
how do we got here well apparently the guy who created it wrote every episode i
think that's a problem
sometimes oh really sometimes you need another set of eyes on that you know
interesting but uh
yeah it's have you seen him in interviews no he because i because you watch you're
like this guy's
so intelligent then you read the interviews you're kind of like maybe he's not
i don't know once the
americans came in it's kind of like uh you're like is this how the rest of the
world sees us oh
shit i didn't know americans came in don't tell me too much oh shit all right
you didn't hear him on
the phone you're up to that where he's on the phone speaking english oh i have
it on dubbed so
oh you can't watch it on dub i like dubbed dubbed is oh i go dubbed and
subtitles because i want
the words but uh the americans come well i mean they call us round eye which
already is fascinating
because to them our eyes around and to us they're not isn't that wild the way
other people perceive
you is interesting yeah also why isn't that a slur round eye yeah i don't think
it's nice i mean i
don't mind it you know what the problem is i think we we don't see it as a slur
because we're like oh
good we have round eyes that's what it is that's exactly what it is yeah we're
like you're damn right
we got round eyes we turn we turn we americans are so full of ourselves that we
it's hard to insult
us that's what it is it's kind of like whitey like hey cracker honky you're
like and yeah what's the
problem well you can't walk around saying you're the best all the time and then
someone calls you
what you how you see yourself and you're just like yeah it's great yeah that's
a good point yeah good
point right like you know people make fun of black people's hair but nobody
really makes fun of white
hair i feel like i have the brillowy hair you you're in the middle you're like
on the cusp of white and
black yeah i'm in the middle for sure yeah how about you're like a little more
whitey hair a little
more white but i could i can got a toe in the jew pool yeah the jew pool we'll
go we're going to
dangerous territory all right all right but uh this is squid games yeah it's
like it is it is entertaining
but the more i watch it i'm like was i said was i seduced by the violence and
the stakes
and the colors yep and is the content not that great i think that's part of it
that's kind of how i
feel i'm like man this looks amazing yeah and the brilliance of the show is its
simplicity it's just
like people scared for their lives how do they get out of it are they going to
die are they not going
to die good guy bad guy it's so simple and i think it's easy to digest it's
kind of like a viral video
where a fat guy falls down the stairs on roller skates everybody gets nine
hours yeah yeah exactly
except at the end of the roller skates a spike smashes his head through you
know yeah right
dead but yeah i don't know man i'm i'm kind of like
you know nice i don't watch it because there's no diversity and stop asian hate
i say that's the
problem with the show yeah that was my big joke on over the weekend was like
all we talk about is
diversity there's zero and we had a whole month long of stop asian hate and now
it's just like
let's eat popcorn and slaughter them well they can hate each other oh is that
what it is we can't hate
them that's interesting yeah they're allowed to hate so then that means we don't
really care about
their violence or or them dying we just care about who's killing yeah we the
source is the problem
interesting see this is stuff that needs to be talked about oh we're talking i
love it i love it dialogue
folks dialogue dubbed the way yeah but what is that what does that oh sorry it's
the damn tile on my
wallet so that was that was that was like the game where he got uh don't tell
me i haven't seen it
you saw the beginning the the where he's throwing the wallet he's throwing the
thing to make it flip
oh yeah that's right wow i forgot about that part yeah well you forget the
parts that are and someone
getting shot in the head there's so much violence that you forget the new but
that's how you can get
away with like lack of nuance by just just insane violence yeah and it's also
interesting look we
don't have to get too into it but it's interesting how we all talk about like
your words are violent
that those jokes are violent this is violent yeah and no one cares no one cares
there's not one
article going this is my child sees this he can't sleep sam marill has to read
a book at night
so he can get rem there's no articles because the joke are characters but
so are we well yeah on stage kind of stage but don't you think like on some
level don't you feel
like a pit in your stomach after watching this like yeah you don't feel good
after seeing this no for
sure and you want more you're almost bloodthirsty yeah you know you need more
but people like it
i think it's also got that twilight zoney lost thing it taps into something
that that people love where
it's like the unknown and scary and spooky and weird and you know the times are
weird you know i think uh
times are kooky so we we kind of relate to this to the guy in squid games we're
like i feel like i'm
trapped in something and i can't say what i want to say and all this shit so
maybe there's something to that
there's more i want to talk about but i want you to finish it all right all
right but it's yeah it's
pretty uh it's pretty crazy it's it's a look there's a lot i like about this
show there's a lot
where i'm just like i just don't feel that good after watching it's kind of
like it i get the feeling
like watching squid games that i do jacking off yeah to like a porno where you're
just like you're like
wow wow then the second you're done you're like
well it is an asian guy getting finished off but you know what you got to do is
you got to cut your
squid game with a little ted lasso that's that's the that's the uh the black
and the white that 