Name: We Might Be Drunk 52: Godfrey w/ Rusty Nails
Uploaded: 2021-12-06T02:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk 52: Godfrey w/ Rusty Nails' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk 52: Godfrey w/ Rusty Nails' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-06. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk 52: Godfrey w/ Rusty Nails

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit pet peeves wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're here we're queer we're we're
are we in the
holidays still yeah it's the holidays christmas time is here hanukkah time kwanzaa
time whatever
you want to call it we got godfrey here on the ones and twos the beer jew the
real jew
godfrey do you drink ah what do you guys got oh i mean i'm not a drinker like
you guys i don't know
my liquor that well ah parents weren't big drinkers but we always had liquor in
the house but they did
usually for company like uh but my company beer my father drank beer yeah
company yeah uh drank beer
wines and we had we always had liquor in the house but we never my father was
always like don't do
that's not good yeah so we never but then like my sister my brother's college
that's when they
started but we're not good no no no no i didn't even drink in college man
really well you were an
athlete yeah but still athletes drink yeah that's true strawberry for you you
were a baseball player
right i'm football baseball shortstop right shortstop in baseball what till
high school just from like
literally to high school okay i was shortstop like serious like shortstop like
damn yeah yeah and um
yeah baseball then got into merged into football and track and field just on
some like oh let me try
that right right you know what i'm saying so yeah i was a big baseball head
holy shit yeah oh yeah
oh my god greer barnes me yeah greer's in for love of the game the kevin
costume movie he's a big
baseball guy like yeah wow great actor as well he can yeah yeah yeah i was good
baseball was my
thing like growing up in the north side of chicago down the street not too far
from wrigley field
white socks oh cubs cubs yeah yeah and so what's the difference between white
socks and cubs fans
one's on the north side the other's on the south side is there a beef and not
like yankees and mets
not as not as intense but there is like but i watched the white socks i was
like the socks are
chicago i didn't give a fuck you know yeah we had harry carrie oh yeah but harry
carrie was with the
white socks first uh-huh harry carrie was gary well harry carrie was in st louis
he's from st
louis then he came to the white socks with hawk harrelson and then he came to
the to the cubs
that's when he got really famous when he was like with the cubs we were like oh
shit because he'd be
drunk cubs would lose no one gave a fuck everybody was waiting for harry carrie's
seventh inning
stretch to come and sing take me out to the ball game because he'd be fucked up
yeah they'd be like
we're all like this yeah fucking we're getting smoked 11 and nothing we're like
that's the thing about chicago a lot you stood out we had a lot of horrible
teams for a while
but there's always somebody that stood out if it's sammy sosa it's you know
what i mean it's like
sosa was so likable and then you hear behind the scenes you're like this dude's
like a sociopath
really yeah you see him in the interview and like i think it's jeremy champ and
the doc is
incredible the espn thing and he's like just admit you cheated and he's like i
don't know what
you're talking he's got like bleach white skin now he's like everything about
him he looks yeah he
bleached his skin he's like the joker now it's crazy he looks so bad really did
you see that
summer documentary um what are we drinking by the way here the summer the long
is it called long
summer with it's the mark mcguire and that summer where they were going against
each other have you
seen the home run record you've seen the doc i thought it was a dog i didn't
see that one
sick is it's fantastic baseball was so fun yeah yeah it's fantastic oh wait
wait let's get a full
description here beer jew this is uh part of mark's request today we're
drinking the classic old man's
drink the rusty nail oh baby rusty nail huh so wow it smells good scotch and drambuie
and a little
the isle of sky booty oh the isle of sky no it's just uh this is uh this was
made popular by the rat
pack oh wow hey i love the rat pack yeah i've read all the books on the rat
pack came out in the 60s
who's uh pioneered by the 21 club luck be the lady tonight he's already hammered
never get out of my
sights let's get together of the guy you take you came in with luck be the lady
tonight all right
wait wait who's gonna be sammy davis
what um got frank dean sammy sammy that's it man dude dean's the dean's the fun
one oh yeah
he'd be lawford yeah yeah definitely yeah this is this is a pretty good drink
it's great it's just
it's subtle it's nice yeah it's good sweet but see you guys are drinkers you
know you know drinks
this thing's burning my chest what you see how he doesn't even feel it goes
down easy yeah i like
it this is nice it's really nice i guess easier for you after you want you have
easier because i feel
the heat i'll drink that one if you want we gave you the little lady glass too
i like this i like the
ice cubes man oh yeah i like rapper this looks like one of those like
commercial shots with the ice it's
perfect you know how you have food experts right it's like put fake ice this is
well he's look like
he's a pro carving myself well did you no you're big enough for me to believe
it
that means i'm genuine you know what's good of those uh those disarono on the
rocks
they went to michael imperioli ads no he was doing the 1800s oh yeah i like
those they look so good
those those i like that dude that's a horrible liquor by the way disarono in
pro imperioli i saw
him my buddy uh babs was he's a uh nigerian actor he just moved to he moved to
london a few years ago
he's a uh one of the he's the highest ranked he's the highest ranked jujitsu
master you know in on
the eastern seaboard it was my buddy he used to hang with us me and artie and
all well you got to be able to
fight if your name is babs yeah this is his friend leslie and he's a fantastic
actor and he did a one
uh it was a three part three person show play with imperioli oh wow it was
really good it was like a
taxi cab stand thing it was like a off-broadway play it was man yeah that's
that's the real guy he's
so new york i love that dude yeah he's a cool ass dude too man he's really it
was cool to meet him
like i was like oh you used to live with viola davis i live my first my first
roommate like when i got
here gosh it's so funny because my managers have passed away it's like when you're
getting you're
like life is my manage me as if they passed away it's like my my two okay when
i was in chicago
i got this guy named tk kirkland i know tj man that guy he'll turn a room yeah
he's he he's gangster
hardcore but he's the one that influenced me to come to new york really people
and people when he talks
they go oh he's lying oh he doesn't lie he's he sounds you ever you ever heard
somebody that's telling
truth but sounds like they're lying he goes he goes yeah he goes i he stole eddie
murphy's watch
what yeah he took puffed i think whose credit russell russell um simmons credit
card when he was 18
19 19 19 he was stealing i love this guy charlie because charlie murphy you
just love people who
steal yeah charlie is a kleptomaniac oh yeah oh yeah not with jokes or anything
oh no good no
not definitely not but he'll steal like a candy bar i do that oh it's a rush it's
because i was a big
kleptomaniac in college same i stole a lot of shit in college because we had no
dough you're broke as
fuck i went away for school university of illinois fighting a line i oh hell
yeah i was a pre-med psych
major so this is what happened the our books were super expensive oh yeah and
you're like it's a racket
what the fuck is this you know like college is expensive it's unnecessarily
expensive so i'm like
fuck you know so what we did was my friends were working at the bookstore and i
you know you have
people who would work study i did library work study my friends did one worked
as a snack shop
we're in bookstores so my buddy would be like listen man these books are
expensive as fuck this
is what we're gonna do my shift is between blah blah blah and blah blah blah
yeah you know it's cold
out so he said yo bring your coats it's gonna be a heist and yeah so we would
just take books national
lampoon presents oceans 11 right here we would take books especially the most
expensive ones yeah the
texts that we didn't want to and then buy it and then pay for the smaller the
cheaper ones right
in the other classes but the science ones we took a bunch of books because you
can sell them back
yeah exactly and you sell them back for decent money you're you know you're 18
and you're getting
through 300 at the end of the year you're like word so we would steal and then
here's another thing
i gotta admit what we did too was we was like operation fine great if this guy
darker and darker
that's getting creepier and creepier that's what i love about podcasts let me
go for it let it all out
operation finals exams we would go to like certain dorms at certain engineering
spots and start taking
everybody's books especially some fuckers we didn't like we go all right and we
like calculus the
calculus book was always the best catch so we'd go yo we're gonna you know we
come to certain like
study areas and we start snatching people's shit everybody was doing it yeah we
go to the to the uh
to the merch like you know you got sweatshirts sure fighting line and my friend
worked there and they
had no cameras oh yeah they never had a different time so we'd be like yo he
and he'd go to the back
yo i'm gonna go find that that size for you yeah just start right and he'd make
sure we get stuff
for them oh we everybody was doing it yeah steal it the snack shop we had a
snack shop we would go to
yeah there was like now there's cameras now they gotta go like pulp fiction
they're like if any of you
cocksuckers move i'll shoot every last one and this is before before google i
imagine so if you didn't
have a calculus book you didn't know calculus you couldn't look it up anywhere
isn't that crazy yeah
we used to and it was like it was addicting i was getting away i could i was
getting good at stealing
i was like man i'm not even a thief but i love stealing it was like i love
stealing and then like i
had buddies that got into credit card shit oh we did that for a while a lot of
crime in in college
man in the in the frats the fraternities oh yeah man these motherfuckers
because we okay in illinois
we had the biggest fraternity and sorority system in the country were you a frat
guy or no no i almost
my buddy was my buddy kyle black dude he joined a white fraternity kappa sigma
and i remember moving him
in like he's my buddy from high school and i'm i was moving him in like moving
him in and the black
fraternity dude saw me the omega you ever make of the cute oh yeah oh that's
the revenge of the nerds
you ever see stomp the yard yeah yeah so these guys omegas they saw me moving
stuff and he go like hey yo man what yo what the are you doing i go oh this is
my buddy kyle he was one of
those black dudes that didn't he he always hung around white guys that's uh-huh
that was but but
we call him one of the good ones
me and kyle were friends because that was my buddy because he related to me
because i hung out with
everybody yeah you know i was always i went to a bunch of rushes yeah on well
rush is just free
booze it's free booze and free food so i was because everybody i was going to
be courted oh it is but i was
the black dude me and kyle were the black dudes that people wanted in their
fraternities right so
they'd be like dude they'd be like this hey man sig apps man we're the best man
here's my buddy steve
this is my buddy josh yo man you can have anything we got a great barbecue man
every year we got this
doop doop doop doop doop doop doop hacky sack right so it was like and i could
play my 