Name: WMBD Patreon Preview: A Couple of Fakes
Uploaded: 2021-12-17T20:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WMBD Patreon Preview: A Couple of Fakes' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WMBD Patreon Preview: A Couple of Fakes' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-17. Transcript available.

All right, hold on, we got a letter here.
Suzanne A. Trott, MD Facts.
Wait a minute, where'd this come from?
Sam and Mark, you guys are fucking hilarious
and we love your podcast.
We know you love boobs, so we decided to send you some.
These are just demos, but they make great stress balls.
Happy holidays, Boogie Parker and Suzanne Trott.
Holy shit, what is this?
We got to open these fake tits here?
What?
Is that what it is?
Oh my lord, I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Wait a minute.
We have an interesting fan base.
Wait a minute.
Hold on, what is this?
These are fake breasts?
MD Facts.
We just feel these?
Beverly Hills, California, drtrott.com.
D-R-T-R-O-T-T dot com.
Check them out.
I'm scared to touch them.
Whoa, they're sealed.
Look at this.
Wow.
I'm nervous.
Holy shit.
I can't believe what I'm seeing here.
So this is a fake breast.
This might be podcasting.
I like that you gave us one each.
Yeah.
You couldn't have given us two?
Well, you know, you only need one.
Oh my God, that feels great.
And these don't pop, I guess, right?
That's the whole thing?
Oh, do they?
Yes, this is a nice stress ball.
Oh, I can feel it.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Wow.
And I throw a layer of skin on that, and you're at a titty bar.
Whoa.
These are great.
I'm taking this home.
I'm going to show the lady and go, you see what you can do?
You really applied yourself.
This is crazy.
I love it.
That's a doctor on the thing?
Oh, God.
Thanks, Suzanne.
Trot.
You got to be a hot doctor in Beverly Hills.
You can't be gross.
They won't use you.
They're very shallow out there.
Wait, let me see that one for a second.
Boater Boat.
Wow.
That's great.
This is insane.
Now, is this silicone, saline, salt water?
How do they do it now?
Remember David Schwimmer and Chris Cooper were in that movie, Breast Men?
Breast Men.
Love that movie.
Dude, you're fucking great.
You know every movie.
I can't tell you who's vice president, but I know who did Breast Men.
Breast Woman.
Should we?
Dude, I want to do a Patreon where we just literally analyze,
Saved by the Bell clips.
Oh, that would be great.
I just want to talk over Saved by the Bell.
Yeah.
Cut.
Oh, dude.
I didn't have to go.
Dude, we should pull some of that shit up, Matt.
Pull up a couple of Saved by the Bell.
What are the top rated Saved by the Bell?
Well, there's a, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
She was addicted to no-dose.
Remember that?
Let's get that shit on.
We're really dating ourselves.
This is crazy, dude.
Oh, I can't stop squeezing it.
Tits are really beloved, you know?
I wish people loved balls as much as they love tits.
Right?
Yeah, there's no fake balls.
No.
Well, I guess there are, but no woman would want to hold one.
No, no.
Balls are gross.
You already took the test.
Uh-oh.