Name: WMBD 53.5 Patreon Preview - Tooth Time
Uploaded: 2021-12-24T20:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WMBD 53.5 Patreon Preview - Tooth Time' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WMBD 53.5 Patreon Preview - Tooth Time' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

last one mike eardos eardos eardos hey guys i'm a big fan of both of yours and
would love to give
back for all you do i am a dentist who practices on the upper west side and i
would be thrilled
to keep your mouths nice and clean at no charge so that you can keep your jokes
dirty keep your
teeth clean yourself a fucking deal i will be there you fucked i'm gonna eat a
bag of sugar
daddies and a bag of shower patch kids and tootsie rolls and i'm coming in i
hope you like scraping
milk duds yeah wait wait till i get my hands on this guy's info i'm fucking
going in oh yeah salt
water taffy all day i'm gonna suck a dick drink an eggnog drink two packs of kool-aid
and coming over
eardos how do you feel about fat third wheels get some room for salakus in
there too bro oh he's only
got four teeth you'll be fine but i just did a podcast in portland where the
guy gasses you and
does a podcast in the dentist chair he's a dentist it was a lot of fun and i
got a cleaning but the guy
marks at the n-word so he got cleaning but he's gonna be canceled for it so
well these teeth they're
only whites but i uh i haven't gone to the dentist since 88 because you know
your parents used to make
you go or mine did and once they stopped making me as i live in new york and
not new orleans i just
stopped going i i made an appointment about a year ago and it was the first
time i bit they were like
you haven't seen someone in eight years and i was just like yeah yeah they were
like that's a really
long i was like i i'm doing shit out here yeah why don't you get out my fucking
bag i'm squeezing
fucking titties out here oh it's the last point when you'll ever have
and you're not horrible you know i got you don't have bad dental hygiene no i'm
fine you look great
so maybe these dentists are no offense they're uh erdos erdos but no let's not
piss them off
i'm just saying i'm just sitting in the chair i'm just throwing this tit around
he's like sir
please stop playing with this fake tit come on all right erdos well we'll be
there get let's let's
look this son of a bitch up and uh go in there after a few pops i'll get a few
pops keep sending
us emails we might be drunk pot at gmail.com we love you we'll suck at your
dickers and uh we
appreciate uh all you guys and uh yeah keep keep telling friends about the
patreon we're loving it
tell a friend spread the word peeves drinks wrecks uh joke ideas uh anything
you got movies
whatever we'll take it let's get a quick plug oh well let's do it on a regular
episode why are we
doing might as well sneak it in here too though all right fine taylor tomlinson
sad in the city new
podcast give it a listen it's i was on episode it's great it's about taylor
being sad in new york
city great premise and uh it makes me feel great i convinced her to move here
and now their pocket says
i'm unhappy so uh no but it's really great and uh you should give it a listen
and uh we'll plug it in
the real episode we should have plugged in the real one too next week yeah next
week true all right
- All right, thanks guys, appreciate ya.
- Comedy.