Name: We Might Be Drunk 55: Joe DeRosa w/ Boulevardier
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk 55: Joe DeRosa w/ Boulevardier' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-27. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk 55: Joe DeRosa w/ Boulevardier

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit pep peeps rex and a bit maybe drunk we might be
drunk
hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk you know it you love it we're back
is it the new year
it's a few days before the new all right happy new year we're backlogging here
because uh
some people are going on vacations what you're going upstate and i'm working i
just want to blame
you you're going to resort i'm going to milwaukee improv you're going but you're
doing a vacation
before though well i'm bummed you're not here on christmas in new york is like
kind of i'm a jew
and i'm still like this is special i don't know are you a christmas guy joe
huge my favorite time of
year yeah i'm sorry we we should introduce you before a good friend one of my
favorites give it
up for joe de rosa guys the underrated never got his due the cranky curmudgeon
i was gonna say wet
blanket you name it i think i've quoted one of your bits on here as saying one
it's one of my favorite
jokes of all time where you said how you're adopted and people ask do you ever
try to find to meet your
real parents and you go uh no i took the hint actually that's one of the best
jokes that's great
thanks thanks one of the only tight jokes i've ever written yeah i'm usually up
there rambling
about something thank you what do we got today uh beer jew uh today we have
pretty much a classic
the boulevardier oh very nice classic similar to a negroni just with whiskey
but legend has it that
it came before the negroni oh from paris okay and this american writer in paris
is this uh so it's
sweet vermouth uh whiskey and campari absolutely okay smells good for the for
the people at home
this is a big moment because joe rarely drinks you once cursed me out two
straight years for leaving
your birthday party i was leaving your birthday party and it was like 3 a.m and
you were like you
fucking piece of shit i was like joe it's like a monday right i need to i might
need to look into this
because i was just over at barstool for doing kfc and um he was like your big
drinker that was like
he led with that he's like like not like accusatory or combative he just was
like you're a big drinker
right and like we took and all of my questions when i did ask the internet were
like if you had to give
up one of these which would it be and what one of them was always booze or
whatever and uh and then
that's my intro here i don't know yeah i i like to i like to have a little
sauce same we do too we
got a show about it so you're you're in good company good company i mean i get
concerned when you start
saying things like yeah we're just gonna have one don't worry about it i was
like what kind of drunk
show is this well we might be drunk sometimes we're drunk sometimes yeah all
right fair enough we're
pros we got shows tonight you got another pod to do but we'll make it work i
got another pod to do
then i can go right home you're loading up today yeah there's three pods today
three pods we appreciate
you squeezing please i'm not squeezing i'm happy i'm delighted to be here i
thought you guys were
going to be mad at me that i had to cancel last time no i was all good everyone's
busy this is this is
really good by the way very good this is so good what's your name i'm dan dan
it's great great work
dan thank you we love him man yeah he's a pro real mixologist let's go back to
let's go back to
what you said earlier about never got his due or all that no no no it's not bad
okay
no i was in the bathroom peeing and i was thinking about the two of you and i
was like
these are two guys i remember when they first came around yeah and i believe
you both have
lightning bolted past me you guys are doing millions of views on youtube you're
you're kicking
ass i remember meeting you you were when i was like a brand new comic you were
one of the nicest
people to me consistent thank you you really were you're a genuinely good dude
i always liked you a
lot i are you i used to come and do that show that you and harrison that's
right yeah yeah well you were
you were always so humble and i i assume it's the adoption i'll tell you i'll
tell you where getting
humble get you being humble get you that's the way it's not the way to not the
way you got a barrel
around with your cock waving around you know you look at who's really
successful and they're mostly
terrible people yeah they're mostly people who are not they're never like the
oh shucks you know right
i don't know but then you got david tell who thinks he's the biggest hack and
he's funnier than all of
them yeah exactly i'm i'm literally at the point now where i'm when when
somebody asks me what what is
success to you it's like you know being content and loving the people around i'm
at that point of failure
the podcast is doing great though no the podcast i'm i'm i'm i'm joking around
the podcast is doing
great both of my podcasts are doing really well which i'm very very lucky about
and uh and uh the
clips with sal vulcano so it's taste buds is the name of the pod taste buds is
the one with sal yeah
yeah dude the the clips never fail to make me laugh they're so good oh thanks
there's i i it's such a
how has no one come up with that as a it's so good so relatable then you sit
there and you think about
it well i actually like oreos and you get into it now you want to listen to the
whole up yeah it's funny
how vehement people get in the comments the fans like people really really have
some real ire and in
these times of like left first right men versus women all that the politics it's
just nice to
veg out on some uh cookie debates that's the same thing kevin just said who's
kevin kevin clancy bar
literally the same exact thing he just said he said i love the show because i
feel like it's it's a cure
for the internet what the internet is now because everybody's bitching about
politics and all this stuff
and you guys are arguing about han solo and luke skywalker that's all we want
yeah the recent one
was uh cherry you did cherry coke and sal did root beer yeah and sam roberts
took uh dr pepper oh yeah
i'm with you i think i go cherry coke in that one what root beer all day really
see we're doing it right
it's a hit root beer ranked lowest in the poll what yeah i grew up with root
beer has got the float there
you go big big float you could do a float with cherry coke yeah i know sal
really tried to lean on that
float argument nobody gives a shit float is out i agree fucking stand by me
what the hell even when's the last
time you had a root beer float it's not that good either it melts immediately
it just starts to taste like
creamy it's a fun idea yeah it's it's like a s'more it's like that's a fun idea
but it never really
actually crumbles a lot of work yeah it's like eating ass on paper it seems
great and then there
you go your nights you're covered in brown stuff all right it tastes good i
wanted to join in
now there's a taste buds ass or balls i guess we've never licked balls i'm an
ass man myself as long as
it's clean it's your favorite i don't mind an ass yeah yeah i like it same hair
it's got to be real
particular kind squeaky yeah it's not like pizza you know you gotta really you
don't want a deep dish
i get it you want a thin crust yeah certain foods like i can do like uh i can
do cheap like italian
but or pizza but i can't like chinese at this point has got to be good for me
if i'm on the road and
there's chinese food i'm like i'm not i'm not trying i'm not trying missouri
chinese right it's the
worst thing for you it's just sugar and sauce and rice and all that shit see
here in the city though
but i love it and i live right near chinatown so i i go in there all the time
and get you know the
real deal shit like or as real does get the duck and all that stuff which i
love but i gotta say in
the city i love nothing more than like just the joints like i love the little
takeouts where you get
like the classic spare ribs the big fat egg rolls oh yeah you know that's kind
of harder to find in
some of the better spots you know in new york like i'm saying if you go into
chinatown to like some of
the like more traditional spot that's american chinese is what i guess is what
i'm getting that's
what you like it's like the tex-mex i do i do love it do you ever go to woo hop
we would just talk about
i know it's amazing there's a place on this block that's insane yeah so woop is
like the ultimate
version of american chinese like it's it's all those classics but they do it
better than anybody yeah i mean it's go to
order there i get i'm i'm big on spare ribs and egg rolls i'm almost always
spare ribs and egg rolls
for me like that's that's i always go that route and then i usually get like a
general sows chicken
yeah that's a tough one to i mean dude that's like my christmas day order is
like that's big yeah
general sows and sesame the sesames right sesame seeds is that it and then
general sows is uh spicy
those black peppers oh those are yeah those are a yeah they come out of nowhere
yeah but that's the
difference but you know the chinese moved here and they were making their
traditional food and nobody
bought it and they added a bunch of sugar and sauce and then this went through
the roof because we're
fat and stupid it's like that old richard jenny joke how the french had the croissant
and americans
did the croissant which yes we put chocolate in it cheese in it yeah we go hard
i mean the double down
the fucking what's the sadness bowl oh the kfc thing oh yeah how do you feel on
fast food love it
yeah it's my achilles heel it's it's it's what are you what are your top fast
food spots
but we went to this is the saddest story we got drunk one night this is 20
years ago we got hammered
one night i can't remember who we were with and we ended up at penn station at
the kfc oh i remember
that night you remember that i think i might was i with you i might have been
with you there was a
good god damn it there was a i missed the good old days there was a good old
drinking click yes it was
you mark sam me soda soda nate barcelona bar oh god but it was like that was
like the core five
i remember nate holy shit this is talk about times change right nate could only
get spots at the
fucking world yeah the thing next to broadway at the world so nate would always
be there like i got a
fucking 11 o'clock yes unpaid spot unpaid but like they were making money i
mean they were charging
cover i mean that's this is like a side this guy's nominated for a grammy now i
know it's like wild
right he was hilarious then it's just like people don't recognize it you know i
mean yeah yeah it's
wild but the people at home broadway comedy club was uh it's still around but
it was it was a bit of a
scam room they go hey we got dave chapelle here oh they're gonna kill what one
person said we have tina
fae here i'm like she doesn't do stand up this is who you're pitching we got
richard prior here
on the wall there's a mural it's horrible it's still around but they would bark
you in fake alcohol
whoa oh we're gonna get sued here because it was like well oh should we not be
saying this well we'll
beep the name well wait not not fake but it was like it wasn't it was like that
syrup or some
shit it was that corn based stuff that like you could sell if you didn't have a
liquor license right
because it was near a school so i think yeah it's not i'm not allowed near that
was that
eastville used to do that did broadway do that too they used to the original
eastville before they got
their license did that then they got their license well they what they did it
was like 12 percent you
order vodka but it had the alcohol content of wine i think right because it was
that you know 12 percent
whatever but uh i got spat on at that club that's how grungy that and to the
credit the waitresses
that were so cool that like they bear this guy i just heard a guy get up uh and
i was like oh
shit th