Name: WMBD Patreon Preview 54.5: Belated Holidays
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WMBD Patreon Preview 54.5: Belated Holidays' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-07. Transcript available.

Hey, folks, Happy New Year.
It's the Patreon.
We're back.
Have you had sex in the new year?
I have.
All right.
Me too.
It was a good time.
Pretty predictable who it was with for both of us.
Yeah, that's true.
It was with each other.
My hand.
But, yeah, no, man, it's good to see you.
It's been a minute.
I haven't been out that much lately.
Yeah, well, you know, it's holidays.
You go in.
You go fireplace.
You go eggnog.
You go bearskin rug.
Yeah.
Presents, gifts.
Made a couple boulevardiers at home.
Those are nice.
What's in that?
We've had it on this.
It's like whiskey, Campari, and vermouth.
Oh, that's good stuff.
With a little ice.
Put a big ice.
I got those big ice cubes at home.
Ah, I love a big cube.
Yeah.
I was doing the noon drinking all holiday.
Yeah.
You know, I'm with the family, so it's just like, you know, you got it.
There's nothing to do.
And they live out in the burbs, the ladies' family, so you just got to start in
the sauce.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of nice to just be like, those days where you're like,
I have
nothing to do.
I'm going to get into a new show.
I'm going to have a drink.
I went on vacation, which I've never, I was literally trying to be like, this
is what
you do on vacation to my, to my girlfriend.
She's like, are you trying to explain vacation to me, that thing you've never
taken?
Right.
She's like, and you're trying to break down what you, I'm like, I assume this
is what
you do.
She's got a point.
You're just going off shit you've seen in movies.
You're like Clark Griswold.
I guess I'll go saw a tree down.
What'd you do?
You were up in the Catskills?
A lot of movies, near there.
A lot of movies, a lot of restaurants, a lot of room service.
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
It's weird.
Like, my girlfriend is younger than I am.
So she's like, never seen, she's like, what's a feel good movie?
We're just in the hotel.
We're watching 22 Jump Street.
It's like a fun movie, you know?
And then she's like, what's a movie like this?
And I was like, have you ever seen like Rush Hour?
She's like, no.
I'm like, shit, she's just, you ever date someone younger than you?
And you're like, you've never seen.
I'm doing it right now.
Yeah.
And my gal has never seen any.
I'm like, honey, I shrunk the kids.
She's like, what's that?
Who got shrunk?
What?
I'm like, ah, you're crazy.
But then I put it on and she's just TikToking.
So it's useless.
Yeah.
But it sucks because you're, I'm, we'll watch The Family Guy, The Family Guy.
I'm old now.
And we'll watch Family Guy and it's just references all day long of these old
movies.
And she's not getting any of them.
And I'm like, you see, you're missing out on fun stuff because you won't pay
attention.
Now I'm turning into, you know, a third grade teacher.
Now you do, there is a thing like we do when we, and then you turn to that dude,
where you're
like, why don't we, the person who's like, you haven't seen this movie, you
must watch
this movie.
Then you turn into that douchebag where you're like, just, you're like, you're
the, you're
the old guy.
Yes.
Where you're like, hey, you haven't seen Dog Day Afternoon, sit down.
Yeah.
And they're like, ah, here's three hours of my life.
And then they got to pretend to like it.
It's tough.
It's, I hate when people show me stuff like, hey, you got to see this book.
And you're like, oh, great.
Or like the house tour, you go to the house.
Hey, you got to have the tour.
I hate when people show me shit.
Yeah.
And so now I'm doing it to her and I feel bad, but it's in her best interest to
see Rush
Hour.
But even that, you sound like her dad.
I know.
This is for your own good.
I'm going to spank you.
But it's, you know what's interesting?
Movies from like the forties and fifties aren't that tough.
It's movies from the seventies that are tough.
Cause that's like the cinema of loneliness period.
Totally.
We're like, it's like, taxi driver, the conversation.
Oh my God.
It's just a dude like fixing a car part or something.
And you're like, just, it's seven minutes to see.
You're going to sit here and watch Deliverance.
It's a great movie.
That's a tough one.
That's tough.
Man.
Respect to Ned Beatty for taking that role.
Oh my God.
The, the, uh, the anal rape in the woods.
That was rough.
How do you go to any party after that?
Hey, Ned.
I watched rewatch RoboCop.
Talk about dark.
Yeah.
I mean, that's like, I remember seeing that as a kid and being like, wait, how
many times
did he get shot?
Yes.
They shot his hand off and it was a Kurtwood Smith of a, that seventies show.
Love that guy.
Great guy.
The mom from that seventies show is amazing.
She is hilarious.
They're great actors.
What's her name?
She was on Seinfeld too.
She was, she's in like every sitcom is a bit part killing it.
But, uh, yeah, RoboCop way over the top.
And I realized it's a Dutch director.
So those Dutchmen, they go crazy.
They go hard.
Anyone not in America.
It's like, they're like, they're dark as shit.
Like have you seen like Korean movies?
Oh my God.
Korean horror.
It's too much.
Yeah.
I hate that shit.
There she is.
Deborah Jo Rupp.
Oh, she's awesome.
She's great.
Yeah.
She's in every sitcom ever.
What, uh.
There's one called the audition in Korea.
I think it's, it might be Japanese actually, but it is.
I've heard of that.
Wild.
Like, I couldn't get through it.
Like, I couldn't get through it.
There's a movie.
I forgot.
Where's it from?
It's called Festin.
Look it up.
What, what country is it?
Festin.
Yeah.
It's like a family reunion.
Uh, and you find out basically some real dark shit has happened in the family.
I think it's called, it's like translates to a celebration.
Yeah.
The celebration.
Is it Scandinavian?
Cause they go nuts too.
I don't, what is that?
I don't want to sound super ignorant here.
You ever see?
Danish.
Oh, Danish.
Yeah.
See the Dutch.
The Dutch.
I mean, they go hard.
They go hard.
I mean, you ever heard of like, uh, Finnish or, uh, Icelandic rock?
The heavy metal out there?
It's wild.
They make Marilyn Manson look like, uh, Rafi.
It's hard to do that after the allegations.
But they manage.
That's true.
What, uh, yeah.
So what did, what, you just got drunk for the most of the, uh.
Pretty drunk.
Did a puzzle.
A puzzle.
Oh, yeah.
That's when you know things are, uh, there's a low bar.
But, uh, did a, did the Lego Seinfeld set?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got to do the gifts on here.
Oh, that'd be great.
Yeah.
We should open those.
I brought yours back.
Really?
Yeah.
They're here?
I brought them all the way to my house.
Then I brought them back six months later.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
We got to open.
Should we open them on the Patreon?
Yeah, might as well.
We got all the, we're unboxing.
This is here?
No, no.
These are gifts from the fans.
I can't hear you, man.
Uh-oh.
On the left?
Uh-oh.
Oh, here?
Oh, there you go.
Should I open these?
Yeah, I'll start opening these.
All right.
Got to keep my eye on the phone.
We got a big guest coming, folks.
All right.
Here we go.
Unboxing.
Thanks to everybody at home for sending stuff in.
All right, P.
Betty White.
Oh, dude.
And, uh, fuck.
A lot of people have done.
John Madden.
John Madden.
Did you know John Madden created the, like, when people do the X and O's on the
screen?
Whoa.
He started that shit.
I did not know that.
Isn't that crazy?
That's wild.
That guy was a legend, man.
I loved John Madden.
Legend.
Scared of flying.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah.
He also retired from coaching at, like, 42 and is in the Hall of Fame, which is
insane.
Can you imagine being done?
Like, imagine being done from comedy at 42.
That's insane.
Because also, it's like, coaching is another thing where usually you don't
break.
I think I heard somewhere, it's like, Bill Parcells is the other, like, one of
the greatest coaches ever.
Uh-huh.
He didn't start coaching until 42.
Oh, wow.
It's like Rodney.
He didn't start until 50 or get famous until 50.
Oh, this is dope.
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