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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk 60: Wil Sylvince Pixelated' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-31. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk 60: Wil Sylvince Pixelated

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit head peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
there you go will hold on a second i'm sorry guys oh he's gotta spray it get
this off
yeah we're recording all right i don't trust you white people and that's a
great intro for this
new episode uh welcome back to we might be drunk our good buddy will sylvan
thanks for having me man
good to have you there shout out to the person who canceled oh nobody canceled
it's all you
how's y'all doing man mark norman samuel doing good what do you seem combative
what's going on
your team on edge no not at all all right all right be here my two checking my
two favorite whites
i'll take it thank you who is in the running canceled yeah
who canceled all right well yeah coming here man dude i haven't seen you
forever i i've known you
for how many years oh yeah like before tupac got shot the first time that's
true
wow what uh has this always been the setting or this is a socially distant
setting sadly always
we like to keep a little distance you guys was ahead of your time you got that
right so was my
biological father very distant socially distant your dad was jewish i'm just
saying they always take
black dads always get the bad ref for being not not being around i just want to
shout out to jewish
that's another round right good point good shout out to the jewish that's
talking about they're
going to the good argument that we control the media and the dialogue for this
is that uh we're not
talking about jewish dads you want to the jewish that's home i'm gonna get a
bagel never come
back too soon am i gonna get kicked out my apartment for that one that's good
jews have had a bad
couple years you got made off you got woody allen you got epstein you got uh weinstein
a couple of
bad my landlord landlord thank god maxwell wasn't jewish we would have been
fucked you know who's
jelaine jelaine oh the one that she's got convicted yeah she got 60 years cdc
says
her argument was you're only getting going after me because epstein is out
because he died but she
would i feel like they would go after her anyway because she was you know she
was like she was in
rallying them up yes she was the recruiter but i do i do that was her the her
uh take your time
take your time please we're gonna be blunt with you we've been drinking since
the last episode with
uh gaff again we've done two two drinking eps in a day so mark and i well you
keep looking over
there that cameras over there the studio producer the producer oh oh yeah i'm
like he keeps looking
at the camera oh i feel better drinking with a guy with a turtleneck though i
feel like i'm more
i'm more sophisticated after this we're gonna we're gonna rob uh we're gonna do
an oceans 11 type
heist same looks like a drama teacher who's uh banging his students
here we go here's what really happened in mcbeth
so yeah so she she said who was worse epstein or the person that rallied up the
girls for epstein
i guess he banged him so i guess that's worse but she recruited she was the
scout
yeah so who's if mark bombs who's responsible him or his agent oh good good
point what are the jokes
i mean i think here's my thing she is uh she's part of it you can't yeah and
and that's the whole
argument right that she he he commits suicide if you're not watching this on
youtube you can see
what i'm doing my fair quote commit suicide that's what that's one with the
sleepy guard that's one
where you're like you see that in a movie you're like come on yeah i'm not a
big conspiracy theorist
guy but that's that's a layup right there yeah so why isn't she singing like a
canary you thought oh
she's gonna get in trouble so she's gonna start outing bill clinton and uh yeah
but but i think
because epstein had the names down and she just got the girl she's got names he's
like i get the
celebrities he's like i get the celebrities you get the girls uh-huh but you
think she would say some
shit to get out of the jail time she's got she's doing a couple years yeah but
i i think she didn't
think she was gonna get time because her main argument was you're only going
after me because
epstein's out the picture so i think that was their big push yeah but that's
not enough of push because
she was still there i mean she was still involved it's like being like oh yeah
i know they robbed the
bank i was just the wheel man can someone by the way can someone photoshop a
picture of me rubbing
mark's feet like jelaine did to epstein you've seen that picture that picture
that's gone around
where she's rubbing his feet yeah man this guy this guy just sucked wait she's
rubbing his feet
yeah on a private jet private jet this guy just lived she was rubbing epstein's
feet on the private
jet yeah yeah well he was you know bankroll in the whole situation she wanted
she wanted that
you know rich lifestyle and did jesus do that to somebody to a woman oh yeah
rub the feet yeah
that's right yeah she was a jewish look at that she got the tits out and
everything oh damn she's
like uh a chest uh but uh fucking um can i say that i'm sorry uh who titty fuck
oh titty fuck yeah of
course but this whole show's centered around titty fucking go nuts feet fuck it
does make you mad
that we fly commercial when you see this shit i know you're like we're decent
people hold up the hell
hold up hammer good point i've seen people do this on on regular planes we're
not not they just put
their feet up oh good point right that's without the titties and the and the
white girl rubbing it but i
see people do this on the we need to conduct an investigation into these people
yes to see how
they're living their lives those people are worse than epstein yeah yeah
someone takes their shoes
off on a flight it's a balls if you're in like one of those first class pods
and you've got space
that's different that's different put your penis out if you want yes whip it
out dude virgin air
but if you ain't if you're in the coach right with all the lab rats yeah and
you pull out the wait
you're talking about take your shoe off i haven't seen a coach you that's in
sandusky
and put your feet under the chair put your feet on the on the on the hand on
the head hand rest
that's crazy i've seen it that's rough it's gross you're a traveler you're you're
a well-behaved
traveler right yeah i don't i don't know i always get a window seat and then as
soon as the doors
close lay on the window and knock out till we land oh you're one of those guys
that's a gift i wish i had
that i'll pass out for 10 minutes but i like the aisle because i can get up and
move around you're
trapped what are you what are you trying to move around for well you go to the
bathroom you walk
around you stretch out you maybe go up in the overhead you talk to the pilot
you get the wings
dude what the hell you doing all that on the damn flight for i'm bored i'm
bored i need to get up too
i like to stretch especially on a long flight i like to stretch i pee a lot i
could i do coffee or
booze on a flight so i i you know i'm getting up i don't do none of that i love
it's cross-crunchy
pee before i go get on the flight get on the flight and i just knock out you're
you're a health nut well
you're like you see like we we do coffee we drink you're a green tea guy so i
feel like you can kind
of just you take such good care of yourself that's what i've noticed why is
there a bad stigma to it
help it's not a bad stigma i'm not a hell that's a good boy what's the opposite
of a health nut
a gun nut a drunk a drunk nut uh a degenerate yeah a slob yeah but but that but
a health nut sounds
like bad right well you got nut in there which is never good yeah you don't
hear about like
all the nuts are healthy for you no point exactly nut is not to call you crazy
it's more of like
and then anybody like to bust a nut that's true if i say i'm a basketball nut
that means i'm crazy
means i love basketball right all right good save yeah right espion was a um a
15 year old nut
he was nuts about teens and he busted a nut i assume i heard he had a weird
dick yeah egg-shaped
egg-shaped they called it over easy what's an egg-shaped dick you know shaped
like an egg like omelette
no he wishes an omelette's a compliment that's 10 inches what is that what is
that four eggs right
there jesus i got mushrooms in here i got bell peppers this is a denver dick i
hope you like feta
what's the egg-shaped dick i guess the balls would be hashbrows
so wait it look like it's round like an egg so look like he got three balls is
there a way to google
this matt without getting thrown off uh youtube egg dick egg dick egg dick well
he's an egg beater
whoa wait that's black okay that's will's dick no i've seen will's dick it's
much bigger that's true
we've all seen it wait wait who said he had an egg-shaped dick they said in the
trial
one of the girls yeah oh yeah that's how they identified him egg-shaped dick
did they did someone
said this can we get more details please in the courtroom it'd be nice we gotta
crack the case
they just said hey can we come can you give us a little bit more detail yeah
apparently his pickup
line was cock-a-doodle-doo too which yeah man that's uh that's a dark every
time they saw it they
go like egg-shaped like go back to the headline see there you go right there
when he pulled his dick out girls like excellent egg nothing too soon great
expectations
keep this going exactly
someone asked him if he had an egg-shaped penis
that's what i heard i heard harvey's dick was all up as well by the way really
so we might have a
pattern here damn yeah freaking um hitler hitler had one ball micro penis yeah
the michael oh is that
right yeah that one ball i already had one ball yeah i heard that michael pratt
never heard about
the one ball thing pull it up i think i think i believe that's true i
definitely know the micro
penis i've seen enough history dude i'll tell you the history channel leans on
hitler the way cnn
leans on trump they hate him but they also kind of love him let's be real which
one who's this
they keep the lights on the history channel loves oh yeah they always like and
this is hitler in the
fifth grade he could have been an artist this is hitler when he was when he
took up a hobby in
in in high school right really did have one testicle yeah from the guardian
whoa you think that's what
did it yeah i think you gotta uh des bishop got one testicle does he yeah he
talked about it all
day well he hates jews what about this micro penis i've never heard about the
micro what what's a
micro penis it's what do you think it is combine the two words i mean what's a
microchip pull them up
there it is that's not even a pain like that's a penis that's a belly button
hold on hold on we need a
better photo are we gonna get in trouble for this man is that a micro oh you're
gonna blur this right
yeah i'm blurring all right holy hell that's whoa that is that but that's not
even a micro penis that's
like an any penis that's an any uncircumcised any remember when you were a kid
and they were like
belly button any or outie the poor kid doing that with his dick yeah that's
gotta suck by by the way
shout out to all the women when they when they have sex with these dudes and
they still moaning like
oh i think the women are penetrating them i don't think they're doing anything
i'm saying that's not
going inside to them to they still like being there for the dude like deserve a
medal they deserve
like you know they're keeping the world safe i feel like a woman's being nice
my girl every time i go
down on her i feel like she's being nice i don't know what i'm doing down there
really i think you know
what you're doing it's maybe still still i think people like to act like the
vagina is so complicated
i know i think you get the hang of it i think you definitely do you figure it
out yeah and she'll
guide you and stuff when i was in high school my high school gir