Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 61: Drunk-a-Roos
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 61: Drunk-a-Roos' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-07. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 61: Drunk-a-Roos

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit head peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey hey folks here we are we're here we're drunk it's uh it's it's we might be
drunk we might be
what do you got a dunkaroo this is the best dunkaroo that someone sent this in
the vanilla frosting one
this is this is my childhood we've gone full special needs on this show we're
all in here
oh man this is like a handy snacks that's good holy shit god damn that's pure jizz
i mean that
is so good why swallowed did you do handy snacks or was that a southern thing
what's handy snacks
again what with the cheese and crackers oh yeah those are good yeah no that's
not a southern thing
i just forgot yeah yeah the little uh red stick yes that was every mom's
nightmare because they
were in that bin right by the register and i was like come on mom they're like
14 cents he was like
all right you're putting you know horrible things in your body but fuck it it
was just anthrax and
shit you know isis sent that one to the pentagon yeah exactly oh gal gadot is
that what you pulled
up now the yeah so she remember that song she did uh at the beginning of covid
when it was like she did
imagine yeah she had all those so she just apologized for it good she said it
was tone deaf i hate when
people apologize for stuff but this warranted an apology oh it was so cringy so
gross when all the
celebrities were singing imagine that was one thing about the pandemic was
celebrities just became so
off-putting like we all new celebrities are out to lunch they're up in their
ivory tower in hollywood
jerking each other off but the pandemic they all just they had no movie roles
so they just got online
and were annoying and dorky it was like less about us and more about them yes
and my wife stacy was
like this is what happens when they're out of the limelight for five minutes
they need attention they need it
so they put themselves out there in the weirdest ways it all comes back to
narcissism it's toned marley
matlin was like that was toned up that was that was rough that it's one of
those things we were
like first off my friend joe mackie would always say that imagine is a bad song
which i think is
hilarious and i i used to laugh and like okay it's john lennon but then i i
listened to the lyrics i'm
like it is kind of bad is it well what's bad about it it's just kind of horseshit
it's kind of not
saying anything it's just kind of like imagine things were good well it's also
coming from a
zillionaire yeah you know imagine there's no possessions i'm like you live in a
mansion with
a white piano you imagine there's no possessions you want to live like us you
imagine exactly and
you're you're apparently hitting your wife i've heard yeah well i think his
first wife oh he hit his
first wife he couldn't hit yoko she was bobbing and weaving his first wife sang
imagine imagine you
didn't hit me imagine there's no black eye all right dude these dunkaroos are
you fucking kidding
me away from me get them away from me that's like cocaine that is hilarious
when people say get them
away get them away it's yes yeah i can't do it they're good oh yeah that's not
good for you that
is pure like grade a right to the vein sugar colombiano yes that's the stuff
the good stuff you
know i saw this shit on narcos what does it like taste like your childhood is
that what you're like
take it all sugar one that that is high octane horse shit right there that is
fucking delightful
i can't believe we give that to children they're gonna be on the moon frosting
just frosting it's
frosting yeah dude it's so good it's so good frosting fucking rules frosting's
great paul f tomkins is a
great joke he's like what's better cake or pie he's like cake because after you
eat frosting you feel
shame well dude frosting have you ever i remember you know when i was like a
kid be like college we'd
have like frosting in the fridge because we're fucking degenerates and oh yeah
then you eat it just
straight you're high as shit and then you look at the back of the serving size
and you're like
get me a shotgun right yes exactly well did i just consume 5 000 calories in
like four spoons i know
how the hell did i do this oh and then you're like wait a minute and a tooth
falls out i mean that
shit is evil evil damn dude that was a big trope in the 90s was uh like women
would get sad and they
would just eat a box of bonbons i think that went away before antidepressants
yes yes exactly sugar
that'll help right you want to kill yourself have a malamar yeah stress eating
was big it's still big
it's two years of a pandemic it's fucking big every uh bridget jones's diary or
sex in the city
they had a breakup they'd eat a haagen-dazs like out of the cart and that was
always a big cliche
i like bridget jones diary yeah i like i think it's good aren't there a few of
them i think like
two or three two yeah i like old old sex in the city is killer so good that's a
great show the new
one have you seen the new one oh yeah they'll be apologizing for that in the
year i mean that show
is a nightmare those jokes you apologize for and then there's content you
apologize for exactly i'll
apologize for the if i won't but the offensive shit i'd rather get shit for
than just horse shit
cringy you know fluff that they're doing i heard chris noth even cancel was
like thanks for killing
me off early that was that was pretty rough i know i love how transparent they
are with like
how the first trans part right oh my god the first 10 seasons is we didn't have
one minority and now
it's like we're all pairing off with our new best friends and each one happens
to be a minority
okay yeah the kids are trans the wife's a lesbian miranda was like the smart
one she was a lawyer and all
this now she's just ditzy and retarded she's like oh yeah i love this woman now
and i'm with my husband
but fuck him it's is that what happened i i quit after half an episode i couldn't
hang up with a
non-binary woman a non-binary person the writing is bad and then it's like we
hate men but this woman
acts like a man so she's cool you know well they were they really fucked up i'm
not talking about
moran i'm talking about the writers yeah they uh no it's fucking dog shit what
i saw and i i i'm with
you i like sex in the city it was like a weird comfort wash for me on the road
because it was so
new york so if it was on tbs or some shit and i was in a hotel room i'm like
yeah it's new i'm in
fucking you know florida this is like a comfort watch you know it was so new york
it was all soho
tribeca it was great the brownstones she lived uh sarah jessica parker i don't
want to give
her address but she lives in the village and i can see her house all day it's
great she uh she's
one of us she's awesome and she i love sarah jessica parker she's so new york
and then but then
also you don't bring back i watched the beginning of sex in the city and the
way they talk about
samantha is like the funniest shit i've ever seen where they're like look like
she just changed like
it's you know sometimes people it's clearly about the actress yeah but they're
like you know sometimes
you lose touch with people and they don't know what your friendship meant
sometimes your agent
wants more money that's the most realistic plot line is the fact that these
women can't get along
milaney had that great joke he's like there's oceans 11 with a bunch of dudes
robbing bank there
could be no oceans 11 with women because four would pair off to talk shit about
the other six
so good and then but then they made it they did make it they did he made that
joke before and
yeah but uh yeah man it is hilarious that they were like well we got to talk
shit about her
we'll do it but also she was the best character she was hilarious she was the
comic relief by far
hey you cut out the funny person cut out the slutty girl she was great
now now here now here's a big dude question who's the hottest ranking in your
mind sex in the city
yeah like who's the prettiest or most sexy or whatever you want to say i mean
samantha was
probably one just because she was the biggest slut yeah and she was the
funniest yeah yeah that's i
mean she was like she was the wittiest i thought yeah for sure how about you i
got a weird crush on i
know you're gonna say sarah jessica parker sjp i knew you'd say it i love that
crazy mug
i love her freewheeling fun attitude i love the crazy hair i love her outfits i
think she's so sexy
for me it's big me personally i'm an aiden man yeah um no it's uh it says who
would have thought we
talk about this shit on the podcast don't tell me yeah don't tell me we don't
have levels on this
podcast we're talking about sex in the city well the show is good if it's good
it's good it is good
and it's like cheesy in a fun way yes we're like the writing's a little punny
and cheesy at times but i
still kind of liked it loved it it's a comfort watch yeah but yeah man i don't
know like uh
i yeah i gotta go here's the thing about charlotte like on paper very hot good
looking lady but
you know she's not doing shit in the bedroom she's a boring lady i'm talking
about the character not
the i met her actually in a diner once when i was in like seventh grade maybe
eighth grade and i
remember uh i went up to her i was with my friends we were in like our
basketball sex in the city at the
time yeah and i was in my basketball uniform we were all coming from practice
and i saw her in
a diner because we were just like getting like a soda i was like getting like a
coke or something
and she uh i was a kid i uh i said to her yeah i don't think she was turned on
she's like look at
that eighth grader with one eyebrow i know those basketball shorts can't hide a
boner well i said to
her oh i watch your show all the time and she goes no you don't you're too
young and then i go yeah
then how come i know your husband can't get it up and the whole diner laughed
it was like a big laugh
line that's a great moment and she laughed really hard i got a laugh out of her
wow that's great
yeah that's huge put you on the road being a comic yeah fast track baby just uh
just about 20 years
and i was on my way but no she uh i don't know no samantha was super cool but
you're right the
writing was a little over the top but it worked it worked it worked samantha'd
be like i tried anal
last night but you know when i go to the club i always go in the back door
i could write that show in my sleep but i liked it but it was also uh look how
pretty come on there
was also nothing like that on air no that's why it's like you could say
whatever about it but it's
like there was nothing like it yeah i used to work at a restaurant in baton
rouge louisiana and i was
the only guy waiter it was a bunch of ladies and they were they would talk
about that show all day
and all night and it was fascinating to hear them talk about that show because
they're like
they they talk about sucking dick like we talk about it you know it was fun to
watch them love
the show and i was like do you guys want to go on a date they're like oh you
watch it to get laid
yeah yeah pretty much this is really just for sam but she's in an episode of
colombo and she's in
porky's she's in porky's she's the woman she's a screamer gym teacher yeah let's
see this yeah
peter fuck
what year probably 77
colombo comes back he's like there's just one more thing that's bothering me
how old was she i guess see we forget that the 90s is only 20 years after the
70s
you know like the 2000s is 20 years ago now it was probably the 80s no no 70s
70s yeah yeah yeah
the 90s were still close to the 70s like i would watch reruns of fucking gilligan's
island
when i was a kid well sue she's probably like early 20s here i remember she's
in the pool in
this episode too not that i not that you uh jerked off to it twice today hey
damn she was just her
whole career was like yeah i'm down i'm dtf but