Name: We Might Be Drunk 63: Sal Vulcano & Suntory
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk 63: Sal Vulcano & Suntory' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-21. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk 63: Sal Vulcano & Suntory

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit head peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're back we're hacks we're doing
it back to the bar
we got a japanese whiskey we got a japanese fetish and we got our old pal sal
volcano everybody let
him hear it japanese sal dude we we would not have tried this if not for you
did you get centauri
we didn't get it uh matt peters our incredible producer texted me what do you
drink i'm like
tequila vodka whiskey but like i'm like don't get anything for me why japanese
whiskey uh i like
irish and japanese whiskey the best that's all i've never tried this just the
taste of you know
like i don't love like uh tennessee whiskey or really man that's the real deal
i thought nice
irish and japanese ice ice no ice for me too no ice no ice no ice no ice no it's
a classy classy
it's class right here guys yeah apparently very classy get a get a we might be
drunk glass on the
website you got merch already oh we got merch we got our first step with uh oh
we might be drunk glass
we might be drunk pod.com is that right okay we got bottle openers we got uh
all kinds of stuff
are you kidding me look at the picture behind you look at that i've seen the
clips but i you don't get
a scope of it oh it's a scope space balls the movie space balls the flamethrower
oh yeah hit me with that we even have tongs you have tongs and you have the ice
the ball ice
the ball ice is fucking cool what happened to cisco the thong song yeah the man
he made
a hundred million dollars and did he though did he though a hundred million
mark at least 20 million
he was in 112 as well which was another r&b group i don't know 112 he split
from them but he was
for a moment there his cisco was a part of all of our lives of course yeah i
mean i was in spring break
time when that came out it was really oh geez i was way off that's dude that
says you have
that's that's not accurate okay that's not accurate i mean i know that's not
accurate because
because mine's not accurate then that means he's got 40 45 in the bank oh
really no no he's not if it
says six million but you don't hear from him anymore this is what i'm saying
how when people are that
much in the limelight and then they are ghosted yes like what is he doing what's
his day-to-day
cisco called a one-hit wonder for i mean look where's the mambo number five guy
yeah lubega there
you go he's doing casinos come on throw another one he opens with that song he's
in deep trouble
yeah i did uh what do you do after that they're just like what now i'm number
six two times in
my life did i throw in a five and play a song 18 times at a bar the first time
i ever did it was
white wedding at a bar in green point at about five in the morning a girl fight
broke
out there was there was dogs in there it was crazy what yeah polack's yeah she
said meet
me at diamonds bitch diamonds was a strip club nearby i'll never forget it
there was no register
they had all the money in a cigar box wow yeah and you had to knock on the door
they slid it
open and they let you in what year was it 73 this i'll tell you this was early
2000s oh those
were the days yeah yeah white wedding white wedding and and and it and it it
played over and over
and over and people were like by the fifth or sixth time people were getting
antsy yeah and then i did it
another time at a place in in green point that was no four green and i played
my one of the five
oh nice you got to play one that's gonna get them going yeah that's really fun
for one but cruel for
six or seven yeah i mean this is the mulaney bit the uh it is and when he did
that i was like
motherfuckers i was like oh that's i'll talk about that what did you watch snooze
pussycat yeah
tom jones yeah that is a perfect one i will say my real life thing happened
before that
i got accused of stealing a mulaney joke uh when i first started and i had a
youtube video thank
god with the date on it which one it was a joke about how uh chinese
restaurants sound like slurs
okay you know like uh you know those fucking golden noodles yeah yeah these
panda kings i'll tell you
and he had a similar bit and i got a ton of shit and i just showed people to
youtube and they just
don't respond you're like how about a sorry how about oh i was wrong right but
you know that's not the
internet's way it's more about their anger exactly youtube commenters rarely
are like i made a
mistake you know what do you think of it oh wait hold on i haven't tried it yet
yeah it's good it's not
what i was expecting oh it's heatier than i thought it would be yeah there are
there are different
i i'll i'll text you when i get home i'll text you the one it tastes like
american scotch oh not
american scotch that was the dumbest thing i've ever said holy shit there are
american scotches yeah it
tastes like scotch it doesn't taste like i mean i guess it's all whiskey but do
you do you guys
we're half a bottle in right now something jeez that was quick you guys uh how
how much do you
really tie on well we do a couple in a day i know you met me for dinner last
week and you were
ossified by the time you got to me well we did ari's pod yeah and we got after
it okay that was not
good yeah for an old man ari can he's got grandpa's cough medicine like he's
going at it well everyone
is saying things they regret on podcasts we figure why half-ass it let's go all
in right yeah we did the
rogan compilation in one pod we didn't have to cut it up but yeah no i was i
definitely had a few in
me when i saw you i hope i was on my best behavior no that was fun as hell that
was a fun that we had
dinner when's the last time you went out for dinner with your friends we never
do that it's nice i know
but you got to remember isn't it crazy like you were pretty sloshed for this
dinner apparently
that used to be my whole life every night was just a drunken blur all the time
go to dinner go to a
party oh remember that party we went to that second party i don't remember the
second party that was my
whole life and now we do that maybe once every six months absolutely yeah have
you slowed down a lot
oh god yeah i don't get drunk really it's like a couple times a year it's not a
week ago by accident
i got drunk at the last time i got really drunk was by accident at a skanks pod
oh yeah it was the
first one i had done in a couple of years it was like after the pandemic it's
probably like
maybe eight nine months ago i was drinking whiskey neat and it was down easy
didn't eat that day
snuck up on me by the end of it i was black out there you go they called the
pot i was throwing up in
a in a garbage pail and at the stand wow yeah yeah it's and then jay had to
drive me home wow
i don't know what happened maybe someone put something we drink i don't know
what the fuck
well i don't put it past those guys yeah that is a joke it's weird like you get
surprise drunk now
like that used to never happen like you drink because you don't want to be a
surprise you're
like this is legal i know what i'm putting in my body yeah it's not like an
edible where you're
like what the fuck but now as an adult you get surprise drunk sometimes yeah
yeah good point before
you were like when am i gonna be drunk come on come on you wanted to get drunk
so badly
now sometimes when i'm like all right i'll try to have a couple of drinks and
then it doesn't take
it's the worst thing where you drink like two or three drinks or something like
that nothing's
taken yes and you're like what am i supposed to do now i'm supposed to put it
into overdrive
have seven eight drinks exactly but it's a waste yeah waste because you want
the buzz but you're not
getting it and now you're just getting the toxins so then you wake up hungover
you're like i didn't
even have a buzz go terrible terrible weed no no i do edibles now to sleep okay
that's the funniest
way to like we're adults we do drugs for our health yeah it's so weird i will i'll
take a five mil uh
indica to go to sleep yeah it helped like a life for the whole night same fun
dreams too and i tried
everything i tried all the ambience and the zoloft and the the the fentanyl
nothing really worked but
but this weed works mark's joking he did do fentanyl yeah this is he's joking
on accident
on accident by accident by accident is there a reasonable dose no wow but you
guys are you guys
are fucking with me no no i wish i was what would you mean you did fentanyl
mark mark do it yeah mark
thought it was like cbd he's like i'll do the good part of the fentanyl right
here no mark took cbd
from a stranger thinking it was something else well i thought i needed a xanax
i had a rough week i
need a xanax and it was fentanyl or laced all right let's let's stop let's back
it up it was
sorry for doing this i feel like i just got you in trouble with dad oh no are
you in trouble we'll
see do you i have some if you need any wait he said it was a stranger explain
the context you were
on the road or something on the road it was the host of a show and i said hey
he goes you need
anything you know he's he's calling me i was like well i'll do uh some granola
bars maybe some
jerky some tequila and if you got any xanax i just can't sleep i'm dying here
and he goes i got
you and turns out he was an ex-addict yeah the first bad sign was he had a pager
wait so he told you he was giving you cbd and you did not know no xanax i don't
know where you guys
got cbd xanax was the pill that i thought i was taking that i asked for and
then he gave it to me
and i think it had some fentanyl in it because i was out for like 24 hours oh
my god i fell asleep
in the hotel they had to come in the guy like shook me the the the what do you
call it the the maid
shook me and then they just put me in the lobby because they had to clean the
room they rolled
mark up in a rug yeah you didn't know prior what was in it no i just popped it
how did you find out
after well then i woke up in the lobby at about 3 p.m and it was a red roof in
so i was uh i was
one of four guys passed out i found a used used still hot crack pipe in my room
at a red
what get out of here did you hit it was that no we did not took a photo of it
walked across the street
went to a holiday and express there you go you got to get a free room with a
with a crack i wouldn't
stay there i didn't want to stay there yeah i said guys i don't think this
looks shady we went in and
then i did my buddy had it he came out with a crack pipe i said can we go now
and he let me go but
how do you miss a crack pipe when you're cleaning unless it was the maid doing
it also what what a
shitty crack head right get the pipe yeah they're not a reliable black and like
smoky i know but
those are supposed to be addictive aren't they yes it was empty highly
addictive do you imagine that
wait i gotta get back though you wake up a day later you don't know what
happened no you call him
no guys thank you for being on we might be drunk my podcast yeah i know right
the tables
uh basically my friend we were supposed to go tubing that day my opener so he
came by he's like
you haven't answered my what a juxtaposition i know right the drug that'll kill
you in a heartbeat
and then just just fun fun childhood times that's why i needed sleep i want to
be ready with the tube
with the sunshine and uh yeah so he goes uh i just came to the hotel out of
instinct and oh he called
the front desk because he's like this guy's not answering his phone can you
call his room like what
room that room he checked out wait a minute does he have curly hair and a bad
act yeah and that was me
just sitting in the lobby and he came to you he came to the hotel and he said
he dragged me around
and like went we went to the bodega down the street and my feet were dragging
and he's like
oh he bought me a lemonade a water you know just trying to get some fluids in
me i'm out the whole
time weekend at n