Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 64: Judy Gold & Mexican Mules
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 64: Judy Gold & Mexican Mules' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-28. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 64: Judy Gold & Mexican Mules

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit head peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey folks here we are we might be drunk we are back what do you got your npr
outfit on that's
nice i love the sweater hey it's a winter baby you gotta you gotta dress warm
it looks good you give
a cocktail and a pipe and a nice chair that's a good look well and we uh joined
by our lovely guest
judy gold lovely yeah new york legend guys hard-working comic my prediction is
we break a
peeve record with yes oh please because you you have a lot you're a classic new
york jew you have
a lot of peeves i just i fucking hate people like everyone's an asshole and
then this pandemic you
know what it made me realize you know how like people are like what was good
about the panda you
know and i'm just like oh shut up the one thing i realized like not not hanging
out with my friends
and then all of a sudden hanging out with them again oh i'm like i hate you you
know what i mean like
you're so boring you repeat the same thing you talk about yourself like right i
can't believe i spend
so much time with you well there was so much build up for the hang too right
right right right right when we
hang and then oh yeah can't wait to get together and then you're like oh yeah
it's like when there's
a new spider-man movie like another spider-man then you see it you're like that's
the same shit wait
ben my son and his girlfriend said it was the best spider-man movie ever i
haven't seen it i have
heard it's good but there were like four bad ones in between weren't there i've
given up there's too
many it's like when your friend keeps changing genders i'm like i'm out
too many but so that's your peeve is like you saw friends and it's not even
like you're seeing
him under great circumstances but it's right right but it's also like i think
people
stop putting up with shit like you realize wait i don't have to do that right i
don't have to do
that i don't have to do this i this is way more fun than that like you just
like well everything's
remote too no one goes to the office anymore we're like we don't have to do
that right fuck it
and it changed the whole world right and that's a good good example of what you're
talking about
yeah yeah nobody wants to go anywhere i know i got so fucking lazy didn't you
guys get lazy we got
real lazy like i would check my computer in the morning like and if i had
anything to do
i was like oh fuck it's tough to put on a bra like you don't have to worry
about that shit but yeah
he says the same thing he's in the cross i know they're looking good though
thank you i got a nice
a minus thank you should we do a drink now what do we oh my god beard you we
love you man thank you
all right today we're gonna have you want to go for tequila we're gonna do kind
of just like a classic
mexican mule oh yeah a little bit of blanco tequila there we go a little nice
ginger beer and a little
lime oh oh i like that that's okay you said not sweet but i hate fucking sweet
exactly it's a little
it's a little spicy ginger beer is good ginger beer is good we have nice ginger
beer we have fear tree
here today not a lot of sugar just like a little kick and that's it a little
yeah i don't i don't want
fucking fruit in my fucking you know what i mean all that shit i'm like no no i
want to so girly and
like fucking oh yeah what do you what are your drinks like you get potato vodka
tequila i love
potato vodka what is you like potato vodka i love potato vodka it's much
smoother it's so much smoother
is that kettle one no it's like chopin or belvedere any any polish vodka yeah
um and it's so smooth
there's this one called 1857 have you heard of it yeah so they make it in upstate
new york on a potato
farm and they have like um you know they'll do like purple potatoes they'll
make it out of all and
it's so fucking good we got to get that yeah i was gonna bring you a bottle i
totally fucking forgot
like i forgot my book potato vodka is the only booze irish people won't drink
they're like potato that is
fucking good not bad wow this is this ain't a game judy he's a mixologist you
know judy when i heard
you were coming on i was like all right i'm not gonna make any fruity or like
you know sweet drinks
we're gonna go straight for like a classic mule really good he's a pro there
you go this is incredible
and judy said you were right which is a lot from a lesbian and you're adorable
thank you i try yeah and
he's and you know mixologist i mean he makes literally the best drink do you um
do you work at
a bar or anything or you're just like yeah i work at a few different bars and i
work for a mixology
company called liquid lab wow that's so cool yeah you should see his sex tape
hey all right so uh what
else is how about how i went like that that was hot you can see a sex tape and
i'm like yeah bring it on
what else is bothering you anything else oh okay last night pull up the note am
i even putting this
down because i'm gonna drink the whole thing okay i have so many things that
are pissing me off but
last night i did this gig right it was i was hosting an award show at a retreat
you know for like
employees and first of all the driver who was so nice i wasn't even gonna tell
you this but this is
so fucking you okay we're driving there and he's like yeah i got the radio i
got it sirius xm whatever
you want i i was like i don't care because i'm like talking on the phone yeah
where is it taking you
where's it getting uh it was at the city winery in hudson valley oh yeah it was
the bait it was
all their employees from all over the country hudson valley is beautiful
beautiful stunning right but
you know on the throughway the exits are like a half an hour apart right oh boy
so we're driving
and um i didn't really give a about the radio but then all of a sudden he
changes the station
and it's tom papa and i go i know i can't i can't he's my friend i can't and
then he turns another
station it's broad dog i go no no it's bobby kelly it's just people you know
turns it again you're
so he reaches for the stereo right and he as he's turning the dial he hits the
brakes and i
realize he missed the fucking exit and the next exit is fucking three hours
away it was like half an
hour so we had to go to new paul and then and fucking turn around and i'm just
like yeah right
all right so then i do this gig it was real it was actually really fun because
you know when you don't
have to do stand up and you could just riff yes and you're just like well let's
not act like that's
nothing you know a lot of people want to do their act because the riffing is
terrifying well the riff
right exactly and for me it's yeah i know you're the same way i don't know how
if you're that way
what with the riffing i yeah i riffle i get so bored with my act right so i
have to yeah but but for
me i get excited about like i'm like really like if someone gets off stage and
says they suck like for
me i'm like yes like it's such a challenge like i fucking love that real i'm i
don't like that i love
that because if if it i feel like it's more pressure if someone gets off before
you and is like
oh they're great good point good point they get off to like smell my finger
right that was amazing
no it's the worst i mean i'm with you i and you are fun to watch for a bad
crowd oh i love it it's
my favorite the best um so and it's so interesting because i still haven't
gotten to the peeve but
whatever the the um you know you know how everyone's doing like crowd work
albums and i'm doing crap like
when i started in the 80s um i would do i am seen a lot when i first started
because i wanted to be
really comfortable on stage and i wanted to get which were the rooms you mc'd
in oh my god comedy
you grand uh comedy you yeah it was called comedy paul hersik ran that right
yes oh my god that's where
atel went on stage for the first time i was standing in the back i was on scene
wow yes he
can't yes he had hair he was an nyu student he came in he went on i remember he
had this
fucking hilarious joke about um uh oh everyone has anorexia now it was right
when everyone was saying
they have anorexia yeah he goes the other day i was walking by me i don't this
is not the exact wording but
i was walking by macy's uh uh i was walking by macy's and in the window was a
mannequin with her
finger down her throat it was fucking and i go you and he got upset remember i
was like you were so
fucking funny he's like no i'm not him i i fucking love these guys so um that's
great yeah so i used to
emcee uh the first year i did stand up i started when i was 19 but the first
year i did it i couldn't
talk to the audience i was too scared and then everyone's like just you know be
and so emceeing
real and that was when the emcee was uh respected oh you know what i mean it
wasn't like we're gonna
take the least um seasoned comic and make them the emcee the first thing the
crowd sees is the is a
newbie right the backbone of the show also if you emcee you learn how to bring
a crowd back yeah deal
with any shit that goes on in the room you you can isolate your bits that was
the best part i could be
like oh i got to do a couple minutes because this one but fucking bombed and
you could take your bits and
they would stand alone you know in the show right and i remember when i started
and i would hang out
at catch and like belzer would be an emcee yes and how old are you 59. you look
great thanks but
bells are you know all the emcees at catch they would start at like eight o'clock
and go to maybe
11 30 and then they'd have a late night emcee um and the show went on to like
two in the morning oh my
god people it was always people were there there was a band it was really a
magical time i'm telling
you wow and belzer was an incredible emcee i heard yes but the emcee was the
star of the show was like
their show and they fucking got rid of that and you know i'm sorry but it is
the most important
they set the tone i like i like when the emcee i think in other places they
respect that more but like
canada but yeah but when you exactly but when you see a host like like uh it
tells of that thing the
insomniac tour and he hosts it right i think there's something cool about being
like i'm introducing all
these comics this is my show right and that's the way it used to be and like i
i think within a couple
years ago i i hosted something at the village underground i don't know who it
was it was jeremy
or red or or liz i don't know who someone was there's like oh my god and i'm
like i used to emcee
all the time yeah you know it it you feel what and as a comic you feel like wow
this audience is ready
to listen um but here's the problem they go you want to host tomorrow you go
fuck no no
but it wasn't like here it was like you it was it wasn't easy to get from one
club to another like
to be able to get on stage all night long that's a good point you know um and
plus for women like
they never put more than one woman on a show if they put a woman on a show so i
was like i just want
to fucking stage time i don't care so the other hosts were like joy behar right
and joy and susie
yes um i learned so much from watching them um who were the male hosts back in
the day who we might
know cohen oh mark mark cohen definitely for sure man mark cohen's got one of
the best jokes i've ever
heard where he says uh you know a guy a cop knocks on a guy he says we're
looking for a rapist the guy
goes all right i'll see what i can do that's an incredible joke incredible that's
the best kind of
misdirect such a such a funny yeah i love mark cohen who else um oh my god who
else you got to start
think uh naming people i remember ray ray used to come romano oh my god he
would emcee no but he
would come to the show at comedy you grand and his wife anna would be i was
friends with anna and she
would be like he was delivering futons at the time i think and she was like 