Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 66: Shamrock Shakes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 66: Shamrock Shakes' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-14. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 66: Shamrock Shakes

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we
might be drunk
raise a glass let's talk shit head peeps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might
be drunk yeah
hey hey folks here we are happy saint patty's day top of the morning to you
luck of the irish i love it kiss me i'm irish this is are we just doing
costumes now a bunch
how many where does it end matt mother's day what are we doing i'll dress as a
mom i don't care i
can be octa mom we'll have eight kids how you been man good good minute i'm
excited for a drink i love
saint patty's it's the last racist holiday you can go all in i guess the gay
pride parade is pretty
offensive not to them not to them but it's every stereo i like the stereotypes
all in one place all
in one day i'll tell you that that uh gay pride parade you ain't getting to the
comedy cellar that
night no they're blocking that whole way it's a huge cock block you cannot get
past that parade but i
went i go every year i live like a block away and it's a fucking ball balls but
yeah good times it's a
a lot but saint patty's fitz simmons has a great uh fun fact he said if you
look at saint patty's day
nine months later all these kids are born because everybody fucks all these uh
mix and o'reilly's
and whatnot they all bang on john stewart had a great bit back in the day about
uh saint patrick's
day uh the parade he would say you know they won't let the gays march in the
parade and he goes yeah
because you don't want anything to mess with the dignity of that parade he goes
when you when you're
peeing behind a dumpster you don't want some gay guy checking you out right
that's a great bit
great bit well in uh in honor of the uh the uh emerald isle the blarney stone
we got our old pal
jamie here doing some cocktails well what do you got for us today jamie that
looks that looks horrible
i'm gonna put it out there that doesn't look good it was requested to do boozy
shamrock shape
by who who requested this i think peter's are you irish he just wants the
cookies that's why he did
this shit i was concerned but you know like i came on here last time doing the
coquito so like i'm just
the the person who does the sweet oh not the whipped cream i just came from a
pizza judging contest
i'm gonna be shitting my pants yeah you might this you live like people think
americans live
they go eat pizza all day in a contest and then they drink shakes for dinner
do your best guys you know this is this is a lot for you you deal with a lot of
dairy well yeah but
you know what that's the thing like i made it so you know it's not the mickey d's
kind so i was able
to get like oat milk involved in white vanilla ice cream you know what i'll say
this my order for coffee
i i go usually a little oat milk on the side whole milk is my second favorite i
think oat milk tastes
the best it's the best that you got me on oat milk i love it it's good we got a
little carried
away with almond almond kind of sucks almond's not great that's not good it's a
healthy option but
it's not the best tasting is it even healthy i don't know who knows if it milk
is the ultimate
tease we're like for years people like are you drinking your all your milk
right strong bones
bill does a body good what the hell happened that was all disproven by the way
it's like full of fat
and bullshit and cholesterol and all this stuff so yeah and it doesn't help you
i was watching a madman
uh roger sterling has a heart attack and he's like a giant milk because they're
like it's good for
you and of course oh look at that oh geez the pants look at this oh my god a
lot of green
this looks delightful the cherry and you put like little sprinkles on there too
oh yeah this is the
vibe this is the shamrock shake with vanilla vodka that's what's in there oh
and a tiny bit of
creme de menthe because that's what it calls for but i didn't overdo it because
i know you
guys don't really don't like mint that much i don't either i don't like mint is
so mint chocolate chip
get the fuck out of here too much and it's strong to do creme de menthe like a
little bit goes a
long way oh that packs a punch that's that's that's a lot that's good though
this is that was a weird
one for st patty's i feel like i thought we would just do like irish whiskey
because i you would
never drink this shit at say you get this shit kicked out of you if you ordered
this you're not
wearing that either it's a special day but yeah no you're right nobody would
order this but no wait
what's in this again sorry it's good so we have the vanilla ice cream and i
found the the 300 calorie
max vanilla ice cream oh yeah i did vanilla oat milk oh we're gonna lose a
little vodka a little bit
of that creme de menthe and uh green food coloring oh it's the healthiest thing
in here
yeah exactly i've said it before i'll say it again i wish you were my mom
yeah apparently these have been around since like 1970 oh okay did it start as
an alcoholic drink or
is it was you know the mickey d's drink it started there oh is that right yeah
so it's just mickey d
mcdonald's irish never put that together yeah ron mcdonald red hair there you
go ginger
it was just a green vanilla shake really they just you know needed to be
festive for the holiday
yeah so it was just a seasonal treat like the mcrib yeah exactly there's a
little bit of that in
there too yeah all right you know in chicago they dye that that river that runs
through chicago or
whatever they dye that green they have their own saint patrick's day that's how
big of alcoholics
they are in chicago yes and what's that awful shit they drink that shot oh what's
it called i know
matt i'm sure you could find it no it's like it's god awful but i take a shot
every time in chicago
yeah it tastes like uh my lord my lord that's it it's so bad it's like cough
drop you you make a face
after it like you just found out you were adopted it's that that's the taste it's
just it's like
terrible yeah it's rough it says horrible multiple times i'll forget i've had
it so i'll be in chicago
you gotta try my lord someone will send it to me on stage and i'm like oh yeah
i take it i'm just
like kill me right and the reaction gets a laugh and then i of course years
later you do it again
you're like oh i've done this yeah exactly oh yeah look at that there it is the
chicago green
i love it a lot of shamrock shake yeah yeah that's why the people there look
like they do
no the chicago the chicago people man are some of the i i would say like great
crowd top five comedy
audience in the country easily easily and what what a great city oh one of the
best segregated quite a
bit yeah but great town there's some issues there for sure hearing a white guy
say that i already hate
myself a little bit chicago's lovely yeah go to the south side
um yeah great time yeah i can't put it down i know it's gonna be a problem yeah
this is what killed patrice
well he was at o'neill
i actually saw him at the irish show i saw him there too at comics i think we
were together yeah
yeah that was what like 11 years ago maybe more maybe more yeah sean donnelly
hosted that's right
that was a great show yeah patrice r.i.p one of the best in the biz
you do the thing that roasters do you know like remember like whenever you
roast someone you're like
anyway this guy looks like a fucking pig but uh but he's like honestly you're
one of the best guys i know
i love i love the i love the sincere part of the roast the tone shift also i
hope your kids get aged
but anyway
salt of the earth
yeah gerald used to do it and it was really half-assed be like you suck you're
a hack i never liked you why are you famous
but yeah you're doing a great work you're doing a great job
he was so half-assed
he would just like roll through that that last part
the best
yeah but that is damn good you made a hell of a shit i couldn't make that in 20
years you gave me an hour and a half i couldn't make that
i did right before i came down did you want a side of whiskey with that
i mean i might need it i can't believe i know it's a lot
usually you get like a uh like a coke back or something like to cut the taste i
might need whiskey just to cut the sweet cut the sweet
i'll fuck with some elijah craig mark you want to do a little a little elijah
we got a seat for elijah
hell yeah is that a jewish thing it is what is that well done passover good job
mark well done who is elijah
all right he was in uh the good the bad and the ugly
anyway um he's a guy who you hope shows up okay i call him dead
anyway uh but anyway uh
man
the vodka cuts this pretty good
i was in sacramento all weekend
oh great club shout out to omar amber
great molly great room great room great room great staff great crowds yeah
yeah it's uh it's a bitch of a flight
but i connected in i get this i connect in seattle
i get uh why oh gracias
because there weren't many options
so you go up and then over
yeah but i got upgraded delta one on that show
oh
so i'm late like guess who's sitting next to me
chris o'connor
the comic
the comic
yeah
the shane gillis friend
wait who am i thinking of
yes that's him
yes sorry sorry
you're calling him the shane gillis friend
they live together
same building
same building
sorry i've done his podcast
yeah yeah yeah
great guy funny guy
yeah yeah we
oh dude we had a great time coming back
it's like what a surprise you're next to a comic
and then
we're chatting for the first part
then i was like we should do a movie
and we're both talking
he knows a ton about movies
so we're talking movies
oh wow
and then i was like i want to see something i haven't seen
he goes me too
so we're like scrolling through
we've seen a lot of this stuff on delta
he goes oh the last duel is good
i was like all right fuck it
i'll do the last duel
and then he's scrolling i'm like
you ever see sexy beast
he goes no
so he's watching his
i'm watching mine
then we have like a little
it was like perfect little flight
that's like a sleepover almost
it was like a sleepover
wait he was in one
he was in delta one
wow good for you chris
you gotta up your game mark
i guess so
you gotta up your only flying with delta status
i know i know
you got the reserve card stick with him
i got it i got it
yeah you're right you're right
i bought my last delta flight with the reserve card
so i'm getting the points and everything
good
but yeah wow
what'd you think of the last duel's good
it was good
it's heavy
it's like rashomon
right
you know what's
you know what's cool about that movie
and spoilers here
i mean first off
so you're seeing it from other people's perspective
yeah
uh
and it's like so you have to see a fucking rape twice
yeah
so you're like this is brutal
and it's also like this
i can watch this on a flight
i know
that's true
the woman was incredible
she was uh
oh yeah
she stole the show
what's her name again
jodie comers
is that what it was
what was her name
last duel matt
she's amazing
it's kind of a feminist movie
oh for sure
yeah
and it's still
i got it
jodie comers
and it's still
it's relevant today
yeah dude
and there's some badass action in it
that last scene was
you're like
that's fucking gladiator ridley scott
i know
pulling out some stops
yeah
and uh
mark uh
matt damon's got the theo von hair
for some reason in it
pull up a picture
tell me that he doesn't look a little bit like
matt damon the last duel
it well it's like
it kind of looks like theo right
yeah yeah
yeah
easy
it is a good movie
wow he does
holy shit
yeah
oh man
i think that guy's in rascal flat
but yeah
great
but sexy beast is a hell of a movie
very stylized
great fucking movie
killer
killer acting
uh
tense
i love that movie
i loved
so tense
yeah
yeah man that movie uh
there's a lot of crazy stuff in
in the last duel
and it's
i mean
some of that shit
i mean
so
it built well
yeah it was a good flick
very good
people shit on matt damon and ben affleck
but they're fucking awesome man
no no
they make good shit
they do
they do
they know what they're doing
i mean ben affleck made that
trash