Name: We Might Be Drunk Ep 68: Twhiskey Sours
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Might Be Drunk Ep 68: Twhiskey Sours' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-28. Transcript available.

We Might Be Drunk Ep 68: Twhiskey Sours

are you almost ready can we start matt yeah i'm good to go you want to just
start up come on peter
just have like at least a sip it's nice when you have at least a sip can i
leave you with music
matt who's this it's like this uh music that's called like uh cosmic bachelor
music are we on
right now yeah we're on okay all right cosmic bachelor jesus man the hell it's
a style of music
it's like uh let me look it up before i open my big mouth i feel like i'm on
vacation in the
philippines or something we welcome you mr american man yeah they put a lay on
you
hey hey folks here we are we're doing it we might be drunk we're back sammy
fatty we got the beer jew
we got uh google bitch salacuse in the house we're cooking google bitch that's
what we're calling it
now i hope sorry dude he was aiming for soup man with that shirt but you're
google bitch no soup for
you we're going google bitch oh yeah nuggets for you though today yes salacuse
was nice enough to
bring in some nugs what a good guy he knows he's on thin ice so he's trying to
you know bring in
something nugget please yeah oh my god Denver i was saying nugget please i'd
like a nugget easy rogan
all right but yeah we're cooking i haven't seen you we haven't done an ep in a
while it feels like
it's been a minute man yeah how you doing good i'm excited listen to this run i
got cooking
la jolla this weekend i was just there you were just there beautiful beautiful
it's it's magical
over there yeah shout out to billy bonnell who super funny guy uh and alec
parent who's very funny
as well i feel like billy is one of those dudes who's been at it a while though
and doesn't get
his due so check out billy bonnell there's a great uh little short doc on him
and he's had a
tragic life i don't know billy bonnell he did house party back in the day you
know he's
the movie no uh fucking oh adam divine sorry sorry i forgot oh no you know the
one before i did john
oliver wow i did house party okay okay um that was back when comedy central had
a couple stand-ups
on their shows you know back in those days like when mtv played music we don't
have to at this
point on comedy central it's like it's like shitting on a sink that's already
gone down it's like
fucking with a uh person in a wheelchair like it's literally like we're on the
getaway boats in that
titanic and we're just flicking off the boat um no billy there's a doc on him
and like his
upbringing which is like you know spoiler like not too much of a spoiler but he's
had a pretty tragic
upbringing and he talks about it and he makes it he makes it funny good guy
funny guy check out billy
bonnell all right and uh the beach in la jolla man oh it's one of those clubs
you're like how does this
work the beach is three blocks away everybody here is gorgeous they're tan they're
blonde they surf all
day they drink all night they fuck they do molly there's no they're cool and
they're cool and there's
no garbage that's why they're cool that's why but la has that but they're all
entitled precious
cunts you know what is that why is it i guess san diego it's like la minus showbiz
that's what
it is and for some reason that lowers the although la jolla is super expensive
to live it is yeah but
it's it you minus the showbiz and it's people that are just kind of chill
people living and the
weather's perfect and there's a crisp in the air and the sunshine is warm so
yeah it's just good
living out there it's la people that don't look over your shoulder while you're
having a conversation
that's what la jolla is yeah san diego san diego some of the best mexican food
oh amazing there's a
burrito stand i think it's called stand taco stand yeah yeah california burrito
incredible fries in the
burrito that's a hangover cure right there yeah a lot of good stuff there uh
had a great time
uh eight shows i was i was having a blast man you write a lot when you're doing
oh yeah many shows so
so what is it two thursday two friday three saturday two saturday two sunday
they won't give
me three saturday max me at eight i would i would have spent a week there if
they let me hell yeah it's
a nice little getaway i can't wait uh pretty pumped but then okay so i do that
great it's gonna be a
great way i got zoltan opening i got parent uh you're gonna love him hosting
yeah then fly to
utah going skiing with ari shane gillis kreischer um de rosa sean patten that's
gonna be insane oh my
god what are we drinking here is this this isn't the rusty nail again is it no
no it's not the rusty
nail again this is basically a little twist on the classic whiskey sour oh
different sweeteners in
there like saint germain and we're doing a little grammar in the air to give it
a little uh cognac
punch to it so it should be nice what's it called you know i didn't come up
with a name
how about the twisty sour hey twist on the whiskey right i like it i like it
twisty hey hey bottoms up
oh that's smooth dude whoa jesus christ it's why are you doing this to us i
could have eight of these
it's not too sweet it's still got a kick i love it the whiskey riff the whiskey
riff that's not bad
that's good yeah i like it dude you know what whiskey sour makes me think of
every time is for some reason
something about mary because that's there's that one scene where matt matt dylan
at on the you know
on the water is like give me a whiskey sour oh yeah man he stole that movie for
me you know he's like
ah yeah you know that kid's a mongoloid he's got a forehand mongo he's got like
a drive-in movie theater
i love when they go to his office and he shakes his hand his pants are down i
mean everything is great
that's one of those movies that we'll show our kids and and they'll and they'll
be like this is
problematic and i'll be like this is comedy i know this is what humor is this
is brilliant this is like
the peak of farrelly dad you're so you're so cheesy you think this is funny
cheesy it's gold i know
people say these kids uh they're gonna be watching uh paper there we go see now
this paper bag is funny
this is this is art no one gets hurt it's there's no victim shut up excuse me i
ordered a whiskey sour
why didn't matt dylan get more comedies he's so good i know he really is he's
so good his brother
his brother might have ruined it for him with johnny drama oh that's right
because he's so good and he's
good too yeah but he's the loser he plays the loser so well well he's not
playing a we're stalking a
woman in this movie he's not a cool guy he's just he's just a good-looking dude
so you're not
thinking that's the genius that movie you don't realize how creepy the plot is
because every
character is so likable that's true yeah you ever had a white head on your
eyeball yeah remember harlan
williams in that he was killer oh he was and dumb and dumber oh man pull over
it's a cardigan
sipping on grandpa's cup as a oh man it's great the hell out of here get the
hell out of here
oh he's great so good six minute abs killer oh yeah something about mary i
watched recently it holds
up oh yeah lee evans incredible lee evans he's great in that you two should be
kissing my hairy
fucking beanbag the scene where he just hits him and he breaks the accent i
love her man
oh that's fucking great they show his driver's license he's got the long hair
he's a total hippie
oh it's so good classic so the whole is you got you got salt lake which is a
beautiful place we're
on a park city we're doing one night of shows three shows that's it's paying
for the whole weekend
we got a huge house with a hot tub we got ski equipment already taken care of
with all these do
you guys all know how to ski i'm gonna snowboard do you know to snowboard i do
yeah how do you learn
that i'm not great well i used to skateboard for years so it's pretty similar
you know you're standing
sideways it's i'm you know i pick it up i fall the first hour but then i get it
i'm always that's how
people die oh sonny bono neason's wife died is that right yeah not snowboarding
skiing she was
taking impact sonny bono you miss marks bono yeah yeah bobby mcferrin i think
broke both legs
skiing don't worry be happy yeah skiing will get you it'll get you that's
something that probably
will go away in like 50 years skiing well it's literally so day it's just on
the snow going around
trees you know hills slope i don't know it just feels so dangerous also there
won't be snow
uh so what are the sleeping quarters like there all these comics in one house
yeah we get a giant
house and there's you know a bunch of bedrooms everyone's got their own room
yeah last time we
went i gave everyone a vd we all got in the hot tub naked drunk and i
apparently i had something
cooking and it just seeped out the hot tub and i disgusting yeah this guy ryan
o'neill was there
he almost got divorced because his wife's like what the fuck he's like i swear
to god it's from a dude
yeah it's like what yeah it's a whole thing yeah you can get that shit from
like towels you can get
it from like a tractor don't ask me how i know the towel one but uh is that
right yeah yeah what a
bummer a towel yeah a bunch of roommates yeah we shared a towel whoa yeah and i
was like what the
hell and they were like yeah this is i think that's from a towel which one how
serious are we talking
aids uh yeah i knew it i have aids but luckily uh it's cured by a whiskey riff
yeah
alcoholism cures aids you got that right
it's uh no i forgot what it was it was like some it was just some like fungal
shit i was like
20 or something but it's you know went away quickly but it was like man this is
fucking
this is embarrassing yeah i just learned that jock itch and yeast infection are
same thing
yeah hanley's got a bit about it oh he does he yeah yeah oh wow a bit about how
he thought he had
it but he had a yeast infection yeah i was boinking a soccer player in college
she was a pretty hot
little lady but she was always you know kicking and screaming and uh you know
the sunshine the the
you know it was a it was a swamp downtown yeah and so i'd catch her after a
game she'd be all hot
and bothered you know we'd go at it and uh no hands but uh you know we'd go at
it and then yeah and uh i
got a jock itch from her i got it i had it for like eight months i couldn't get
rid of it wow it burned
like hell it itched it was gross jeez you know how i got rid of it hot tub
yogurt really there's
cultures in yogurt that kill the fungus so i was eating tubs of yogurt a day
took you took some
gogurt you sprayed some on your nuts yeah it looks like jizz anyway yeah so
that was it yogurt you just
eat a lot like activia is that yes exactly you need those cultures they had the
whole room the whole
activity ad campaign jamie lee curtis is like just like do you have diarrhea
like she didn't say it but
it was it was basically like this is if you have diarrhea that was the whole ad
pretty much like
you're old your bowels are gross eat this and eat the fiber she was too hot i
know to be doing a
diarrhea ad i feel like you have to be a little older to be doing you have to
be at least 70 yeah
give that to ellen barkin or some shit give it to robert wagner i remember
those ads reach peak
sadness when uh some woman came on and she's like oh hey you're the activia
lady she's like i'll take
that like she accepted her role oh she said that yeah she doesn't get her due
as a hot lady she
doesn't because there was that weird hermaphrodite was that real no but it was
a rumor i spread when
there's a rumor yeah i thought it was real it's not the only thing you spread
you spread in the tub
i'd love to give her a little little yeah oh yeah oh yeah for sure yeah she
looked good at knives out
yeah yeah not bad she's older she's older yeah pretty older woman there she is
yeah but like still
still you know nice looking i think she was considered a hot lady for sure i
mean true lies
good point the true lies scene raise your hand if you never masturbated to the
true lies scene
yeah that's what i thought nah touche that's what i thought come