Name: We're Here To Grab Ya!
Uploaded: 2022-04-15T19:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We're Here To Grab Ya!' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We're Here To Grab Ya!' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-15. Transcript available.

Look at that.
Wow.
Welcome to pill country.
Cool.
Okay.
Should we do some questions?
Thank you.
My ex took so many plan Bs, we called her pill country.
All right.
Here we go.
Derek Robidoux.
Robidoux.
Robidoux.
Oh, that's a good name.
Robidoux.
The guy who's always in trouble.
Yeah.
Damn you, Robidoux.
Get in here.
I have a peeve for you when a YouTube video or podcast has a 15 second clip at
the beginning
showing the funniest part.
Totally gives it away and ruins the punchline.
Yeah, I agree with this, but you know what?
Blame the algorithm, dude.
It all comes back to that dumbass.
You know what?
Because I've had young people cut videos for me and do that for me.
And I'm like, what the hell is this?
And they're like, it does well.
And I'm just like, yeah, but it ruins the thing.
I know.
But people like that.
I think when they see something extreme happen, they're like, I should stick
around.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's all to grab you and hold you in, but it does fuck up the ending.
They do this with Netflix, too.
They'll play like, you know, you leave it on the cursor on one video and they'll
just
play half of it.
And you're like, don't give anything away.
Yeah, I hate when trailers give away too much of a movie, too.
I hate when it's like, because sometimes movie trailers, like our attention
span's gotten
shorter, everything's gotten shorter.
And for some reason, movie trailers seem longer than ever.
So long.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
Where it's like, I don't need a three-minute movie trailer.
No, a minute and a half, in and out.
Yeah.
Even movies are like three-hour, two-hour and 58-minute.
I'm like, what are we doing here?
Are we ADD or are we not ADD?
Which one is it?
But then the weird thing is like, for whatever reason, movies, I guess because
it's like all
about how it's supposed to be consumed, right?
Because TV shows, 10 episodes, what is that?
Like, you know, 10 hours?
10 hours, yeah.
Right?
And then we're mad that a movie's three hours?
It's true.
But I guess it's the control aspect.
You can get up, you can turn it off, you can walk around, you can eat, whatever
it
is.
Wasn't that weird?
Like, shows now, we just assume they're going to have fat on them.
So it's like, it used to be commercials, you'd get up and do shit.
Now you're like, well, this is a slow scene, I'll get up and do.
That's true.
Interesting.
Especially these Netflix doc things, these bio, what do you do, series, they
add so much.
So much fat.
We could have knocked this out one app.
I couldn't do bad vegan.
No, no.
I couldn't take it.
They're repeating the same shit.
Peters, you shake your head too?
Yeah, it was crazy, right?
Also, who are these women?
Who are these women that, like, I've been dumped for such misdemeanor shit.
Right.
And then these women are dating guys who are, like, losers and they're like,
can I borrow
120 grand?
And they're like, sure.
I know, right?
The what?
Did you finish bad vegan?
No, I read what happened, though.
They're still together.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that crazy that they're still together?
It's funny.
When I was first watching it, I was like, she's pretty hot.
Maybe Alec Baldwin.
Like, I was like, man, maybe that would have been, like, a good, and then after
a while,
you're like, oh, she's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think so.
Maybe she would have been great for Alec Baldwin.
Maybe they would have worked together.
Well, he'll take a shot.
That's a new true crime.
He kills her, and he's like, Doug, I didn't pull the trigger.
I didn't pull it.
Woo.