Name: Ep 74: Tequila Soda and Popcorn
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 74: Tequila Soda and Popcorn' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-09. Transcript available.

Ep 74: Tequila Soda and Popcorn

hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk you know where it is you know what
it is we got a
couple of tequila sodas and it's just us today boys no salacuse salacuse has
something with
his dumb kid i don't know school who can keep up pussy yeah right good to be
here though uh good
to see you man i saw you briefly last night yeah that's right we went and saw ronon's
uh taping
at the vu killer ronon hershberg look out for coming out soon crushed it
crushed it it was fun
it's fun to watch because like we were in that mix i guess we're still in that
mix yeah but it was
this is his first youtube and so he was like jazzed up he was nervous he was
pacing it was great
yeah i went to the early show it's good to see someone crush a special and then
they're just
kind of like done yeah i mean not done but like he had one of the cans like you
you got it oh yeah
and i heard the second we were at the first one but i heard this the second one
i went and saw like
20 minutes of it and it was even hotter so it's gonna be great gonna be great
man great jokes we got
packages do people keep sending us stuff at gotham we forget to open all of
them on uh
patreon so should i open this yeah that's a big boy you got there holy oh my
god it's more popcorn
this is called q's corn like syracuse is orange and blue
orange and blueberry white chocolate dude this shit is so good you could call
it q's corn like
salad q's that's true cheddar oh yeah classic the amount of popcorn they send
wow that's a lot of
cheddar this is nav's popcorn in uh thousand islands new york hard island
peanut butter and milk
chocolate that's my number one right there classic just buttered oh classic's
good too
i'm gonna have one bite of this and then kill myself sour patch oh i gotta try
it
try it sour patch it try it try it i don't know what i'm chanting i could just
try it
let's see holy hell
oh peanut butter milk chocolate not my favorite all right
it's a little too i don't know why yeah it's like weird
yeah i'm not a big sour patch guy anyway you're not yeah i have one i'm good
these flavors kettle
milk chocolate whoo new york mix caramel and white cheddar because we're gentrified
here in new york
baby you got that right diversity what else i mean this is so much so good
caramel wow
don't know what this this will be another caramel this is good what a great
gift i'm sending this
fireball oh boy you're gonna shit blood with that one i want jaeger bomb
what else kettle yeah i mean this is crazy well these guys make great popcorn i've
had it the only
one i don't like is the sour patch yeah love the pod enjoy some popcorn next
time you're enjoying a
movie had fun hosting for mark a few months back and enjoyed working with you
guys back at carolina
oh caroline sorry hit me up if you ever need a host or feature when you're upstate
brian ank thank you so much brian this is amazing and it really is great
popcorn
it is all right brian new york i'm gonna try the new york mix
yeah fuck yeah dude
popcorn during a movie that is like oh unbeatable
you know that pull this up there chachi i heard there's this thing
now when you smell popcorn popping in the distance in a microwave what do you
think
i might want to i don't know well like is it good or bad great it's great every
american says it's
great but in europe they smell popcorn popping and it's gross i don't know what
it is like the
upbringing the diet it's kind of like cilantro goes either way is that true
yeah i'm telling you
european smell popcorn they hate it yeah this is amazing oh fun weird it's like
one of those weird
little phenomenon things yeah i love popcorn oh i grew up eating my dad ate
popcorn every day
i feel like it's not it's not as bad for you as a lot of the others i mean
obviously this stuff's not
great for you well yeah i don't the two i love the butter popcorn but dude i
feel like horrible after
it oh yeah that's like it's like having sex without a condom right you're just
like what have i done to
myself yeah but it was good while it lasted and you're looking your fingers
oh that's good jade sat down a little tequila yeah i need some coffee first oh
yeah there you go
these early afternoon episodes are taking a toll my friend yeah well the funny
thing about uh coffee is
like you got a stimulant and then you got a depressant yeah you know we're just
putting all these i end up
back in the middle there you go yeah it's tough on the body oh my god it really
it really is tequila
they say is an upper we've been i i hope to believe that but uh hey man thank
you so much for sending
this uh popcorn nothing oh maybe i made that up have you you were in indianapolis
yeah how was it
tell you that's a boring town it really is you know they're all about the cults
and whatnot um but
nice people great comedy crowds good comedy crowds so we sold out a couple of
them i had a great i had
umar at sean murphy we just had one of those hangs where you're like we don't
even need the town we sat in
the green room for like eight hours after the show we're drunk we're high we're
full we ate all
these chicken wings and whatnot we're like kids umar fell asleep on the floor i
love it uh you know
he's you peed your pants i pissed my pants i woke up blowing sean murphy and we're
like we should
probably get out of here because you know there's probably some poor staff
member waiting for us we
leave we walk out of the green room it's all dark the alarm goes off they
forgot we were back
there oh man that's how long we hung out the alarm whoo whoo whoo whoo we go
what the fuck we're in
the we're in a dark club alone at like four in the morning and we just ran home
we just ran to our
hotel yeah i remember in indianapolis i was there once years ago there's a lot
of violence in
downtown indian oh yeah they like to brag it's funny they love to brag they're
like more murders
per capita than chicago i'm like yeah that's not a good thing i don't know why
you're telling me
that with a smile on your face yeah i remember going to the hotel and the and
the uh it was blocked
off and i kind of was like is there like why is it blocked off and the cop was
like some kids were
shooting around i'm like yeah that's not shooting around that's basketball that's
not guns dude
that's not how you describe murder right that's true shooting around like a
game like cowboys and
indians they have morden's steakhouse or not morden's that what's what's the
famous uh
st elmo's st elmo's i went there that steak is pretty crazy i think it's from
1902 that's a
bomb ass steak great steak yeah and like that's like a classic old timey like
you get your scotch
and your steak you get your martini and your steak it's it's old school old
school right downtown too
right in all the all the business centers and uh i love you know the story of
ruth's chris no pull
this oh yeah you told me this but i forgot it tell me maybe i told we do a
podcast where we drink
this was this is what i you know we like a lot of like strong female lead shit
now if i was making
a movie and i needed a female story i would do this story this lady ruth her
husband chris left her
and her three kids alone so she had to like make it on her own she was cooking
steaks on a hot plate
it got so popular because she cooked a hell of a steak she named it ruth chris
like i own you
motherfucker wow you left me high and dry and it just built and built it became
like a new new
orleans staple and then she started a chain now she's a zillionaire i will say
i get the name now
but not knowing that story it's a pretty dumb name horrible name i hate saying
it i do too ruth chris
i can't even say it it's too much ruth ruth it's like a tongue twister i'm with
you man it is a nightmare
chris i guess you could say it but it's like this yeah you just say it fast
yeah new orleans 65
steakhouse for sale 18 grand north broad and earth line which is now a horrific
neighborhood but
it's a good steak too it is it's expensive um but fun story yeah it's a good
story yeah but yeah indie
uh crowds came out but it was cool chris d was at some theater uh goldman was
at a different theater
i'm at the club it was like a real comedy weekend so chris d came by we hung
out he's sober now so he
he said hello well he's trying wow yeah he's going for it i think he's 20 days
in good for him yeah
so he came by and that's tough made jokes about fauci and then he left and uh
yeah we just had a great
time so bright man anyone trying to be sober respect it ain't easy no
especially you know the hardest part
about being sober is still going and doing shit yes being around people sober
that ain't easy
no it's tough especially at nighttime i remember telling my therapist once like
man it's hard to
be around people sober he's like yeah you got to work on that like that's uh
that's hard yeah he's
like he's like you can't just uh you can't just say you can't just he's like
that's on you to connect
with people i'm like well some people are tough yeah of course but he's right i
mean it's a we're
we're social creatures and all that but like all we do is hang out at bars
comedy clubs nightlife so
like but we're introverts and that's why we drink exactly because we don't i
don't think we like it
naturally no i like to be home i don't like to do anything no i had a weekly
poker game when i was in
college with like literally like 15 guys would play poker i would get blacked
out every time and all my
friends like what are you doing you got to like get it together you can't even
play a game of poker
without yakking and i'm like i'm sitting there with 20 guys or 15 guys for five
hours i'm freaking
out yeah your friend loses 15 grand he looks at you he's like you have a
problem
poker is really i have a friend who used to you know that degenerate friend who
would just show up
like he would text me the fucking the minnesota lynx loss i'm like you're
betting on the wmba
you've got a problem dude that's true he was the type of dude i grew up with
him phil's met him a few
times so he's a character but he's a degenerate gambler he's really funny yeah
he's a funny guy
but uh gamblers are funny they are because they're very self-deprecating they're
very cynical i mean
yep and they take risks that's a wreck hang out with self-deprecating people
because they'll make
you laugh oh yeah nothing worse than like insecure people who are just uh who
are just like kind of
braggarts oh it's weird the thing that like people a lot of people will like
will consider someone cool
and they're so clearly insecure i know isn't that weird that's interesting
where they're like man that
guy's cool i'm like that dude hates himself he just doesn't know it yet yes
exactly if he was if
he was more self-aware he'd realize how much he hated himself then he'd be cool
yes hear here they
act hip and cool all the time and you're like dude i can tell you're a nerd i
can tell you're at home
like practicing this shit looking in the mirror putting on outfits and jewelry
and all this horse shit
just hang this dude this dude's hilarious like he he didn't know i remember he
texted me once he was
like um it was years ago he's like man i just woke up next to a hooker in a
crack pipe and i was like
dude that's horrible you gotta get help he goes what i'm being self-deprecating
i was like that's not
self-deprecating that's like a cry for help yeah self-deprecating yeah but he
was a funny dude i mean
he i remember he just showed up at a gig i was at atlantic city and i'm just i
come out of the show
a gig i got stiffed on by the way uh i was there for like damn five or six days
uh
ac yeah the guy disappeared tropicana oh boy he owes people way more money than
me though i've heard
multiple people talk about this guy yeah oh man there's any justice he's in a
car about to get
whacked right now but uh i think he's on the subway this morning you just wish
you had a friend
i just wish you had a friend like furio to show up yes put a beat down on him
hell yeah but uh
yeah the two best gamblers