Name: Ep 82: Fahim Anwar
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 82: Fahim Anwar' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-04. Transcript available.

Ep 82: Fahim Anwar

oh welcome guys we might be drunk first guest in the new studio
hey fahim anwar everybody a beautiful beautiful place thank you for having me
thanks for coming in your jews in the house hell yeah can you put the apron on
for me
i like the apron thank you it makes it more professional there we go all right
look at
that thing you look like you're a surgeon in the 20s very brooklyn what was
that clive owen show
the mick the mick did you watch that no it's the nick the nick the nick was it
good the mick is like
an irish slur that's why that popped in during drinking yeah uh yeah was that
show good i liked
it yeah he's fucking awesome he's great clive sexy guy that was my ex's number
one what do you call it
a comment not comment card oh hall pass hall pass he's like a man's man though
you know what i mean
like chris hemsworth is sort of the metro dolphin no hair but like clive owen
is yeah that's like
rugged he's rugged exactly he could have been like a bond he's suave but still
kind of a dude he'd be a
perfect bond is he handsome without the context like without the movie stars
you still know i think he
is yeah i mean but he's cool cool ads he's like the british clooney oh but
remember what the bar used to
be like remember tom sellick was the bar yes that's how muscular you had to be
that was enough right
right like magnum pi shirt off there's no definition but that was it well is
there no definition pull up
sell it look at he had some definition he was all right he was beefy it was
like hairy chest healthy
dad bod but the hairy chest i'm really mad that that went out because right
that's nothing reynolds
oh he's ripped what are you guys talking about compared to nowadays boy what a
dilf yeah i mean
he is that doesn't cut it today yeah the legs don't cut it the up top he's all
right man he is a hunk i
never really thought about him he's a hot guy look at this yeah glowing with
the stash that stash smells
like puss no doubt about it oh my god and good like good he's more ripped here
yeah quality puss yeah
yeah yeah no you know i have a young reynolds though he's got it too it wasn't
the story with
burt reynolds that he did playgirl and he was like all these all these chicks
are gonna are gonna
love me it's just like gay dude to read that he's got like a big gay dude
following i didn't know i was
gay i have i mean that's what what women do you think are looking at this he
was just cool and
confident it's all about the confidence he's fucking around he's fun i feel
like girls say
they're not into chest hair when they're younger and then they get old enough
and then they realize
the truth yes they're into it that they're into it i know i've it's i remember
a dated girl very young
and she made she was like please shave your chest and i'm so mad at myself i
did it and i and i by the
way it lasts for like what three days and it turns into like little paper cuts
every time she lays
so never again i was young i was insecure but now women are like oh you're like
you're manly i'm like
only in this way i can't fix shit right it's a deep voice and hairy chest every
other way i'm a fucking
coward well because it sets you apart like not every guy has that you know what
i mean yeah yeah so i had
a lady growing up she told me to shave because i always had a little stubble as
a kid even and she
was like you gotta shave that's gross and now women love stubble so you're
right you grow into it but
they complain about sometimes when you kiss for a while and they they get they
get red in the face
true from the stubble they hate it so they like shave but then i i look weird
shaved all the way
yeah you look 13 me too yeah i had a friend he was like maybe i'm gay maybe i'm
gay and he was like
i'm gonna go out and meet a guy i'm gonna i'm gonna be a gay guy and he went
out and he kissed one guy
and he said right when he felt the stubble he's like i'm not gay he's like that's
what was was the
eye opener there's more there's more than that separating me from going down
that road but uh
try it really the dick stopped me but yeah the double i could handle i yeah i'm
just i just there's
more i mean i kissed a boy when i was a child but whoa i kissed a boy and i
liked it
wait wait wait wait we're not glossing over this well it's in my it's in my
clothes room my new hour
oh all right don't give it away don't give it away yeah yeah i don't give it
away but uh what are we
drinking man i see bodega cat so i'm excited so bodega cat today we're going to
start with a little
sipper a bodega cat just neat just to enjoy it the way it is and then we're
gonna make a little
bodega cat drink for uh everybody can get their hands on at home yeah so we'll
start off with that
it's not for sale yet nice oh really this is me and mark's whiskey oh really
yeah whoa you're like
uh the breaking bad guys everyone that's when you've made it when you pivot to
alcohol yeah that makes
it makes me excited because i've never tried it but you just see the pictures
of them together and
you're like they're friends bro it's weird like you make the most money doing
the thing that isn't
your main thing anymore isn't that right remember like basketball you're good
at basketball and then
shoes is where they made all the money right now if you're an actor like the
rock makes all his money
from tequila right breaking bad guys from the movies sure but it's like heila
he does the movies so he's
big enough to sell his tequila right hey that's so true a lot of female pop
stars make a fragrance
yeah or like rihanna skims like it's all it's all about the other shit you know
why because you're
already a brand so when you sell the shit now you make money on that because
yeah there's only so
much money you can make as a human you have to make a product that people can
try this this is i love
this with this i'm proud of this whiskey cheers cheers i'm getting there also
booze will ruin your
life unless you get in front of it and sell it you know you know i'm saying we
took the beast we're
doing both all right the podcast is not helping our health here well we're
gonna die happy
it's really good oh that's good that's smooth but i'm just saying if you have a
problem with whores
instead of letting the whores ruin your life buy a buy a ranch be a pimp yeah
and flip it around flip
it now you're using the whores yeah so what was the process of this how did you
get your own
so long it's been i want to say 16 months it's been what do you think mark yeah
it's been a while
just from idea to conception we had to design the bottle we designed the label
we picked out the rye
then it's illegal stuff so it's uh it's a nightmare that's pretty baller man
but it's coming it's coming
dude i'm a fan yeah this is fucking good whiskey bodega it's really nice
actually it's really like a
rye rod you know like very crisp a little tart very nice i got the slug line
you've arrived
all right we'll throw a little quotation on the rye
come on you've been in england too long with these fucking puns doing that shit
puns they got me it's
like a pun packet like all right we need eight pages of puns yes this is mark
does mark will say yes to
fucking everything and the problem is he says yes to everything so now because
we do a pod together
they're like well mark did it i said no to they think you'll do it too any
fucking open micers podcast
mark does and i'm like look i'll do a podcast when i can but you know we're
busy i need to write jokes
mark does some random open micer in like raleigh's podcast i'm there he's like
norman did it
well i said no to kissing that boy that asked me
well i felt guilty i had to make it up for him i haven't noticed that like you're
like the little
wayne of comedy you just you feature on every track right what is that a
conscious decision where
you're like i'm gonna do everything no it's i can't say no you ask me to do
something i'll do it
sadly kiss that boy yeah i'll do it and uh that's what that's how i got kevin
spacey autograph but uh
no i just i can't say no people ask me i feel guilty and then sometimes if i
have nothing to do
i'm like oh i'll go do that even though it will help me in no way and it's a
waste of time and all
that but i'll do it don't you feel mad though if you don't have like that's
writing time it's cutting
i know you're right you're right so i got i got i've gotten better i've cut
back but you should
you should be writing r y e t i there we go writing writing yeah that's all the
old alcoholics like
all the old sorry all the old writers used to just drink like fish oh yeah all
the writers rooms yeah
even snl it was all fueled by coke back in the day i keep on hearing yeah yeah
that's true now do you
think snl they may probably still party some of them yeah i think it's a
different culture like you
can't be that fucked up uh it doesn't there's too many talented sober people
where people's threshold
for that are like i'll just get somebody who's sober and can do the job oh yes
right and also back in
the day we didn't have a lot of therapy like now it's all like health and
wellness and you know work
on yourself and mental health health and now it's like all that shit so you don't
need booze as much
back in the day in baseball like the players were all drunks and eating
sausages every day yeah and they
and then guys start doing steroids you're like well i guess like if i do the
sausage and the beer
every day then i'm like two steps beyond you know yeah right right
is that what bert says yeah he's got it he's got it what is the definition just
like you could do
whatever you want and you'll still mickey mantle died very young did he yeah it
was like 61 or
something pulled up i mean and then also and then he also was doing the whole
speech like don't be like
me that fucked me up as a kid because because i i grew up watching the yankees
like old documentaries
with my grandpa so oklahoma 64 all right oh damn well norm was what 62 have you
seen uh norm's
lou gehrig snl sketch yeah oh i love that so good so good that's gotta suck to
be the guy who
you know you know when you have an ailment and you go to the doctor like oh
this is called
johnson and whatever syndrome you're like oh okay at least someone else has had
this but when they're
like we're gonna name this after you that fucking sucks you're you're you have
the mark norman
disease that's when you can't say no to any podcast it's like the worst version
of having a sandwich
named after you yeah one of my favorite curb episodes yeah they're fighting you
ever see that
one did you ever uh white fish and mayo yeah which i like i like white fish i
like white fish but mayo
come on y'all like mayo on on fish but that's the salad that makes it the fish
salad ah good point good
are you are you a drinker on the road are you kind of a little bit like this is
fun so when you guys
are like hey we've got these drinks i'm like yeah yeah but yeah i'm not first
to be like you always get
some drinks but if the occasion arises i'm down for it but i never yeah i'm
like a social drinker
that's better you don't want to be an alone drinker yeah i'm not there yet it
looks cool in the movies
but then when you try you're like this kind of rough not i mean look i know
there's people watching
this having a drink right now you're not alone we're with you but i do know
like sometimes you're
all by yourself i've like one i'm watching a game or something i think we've
earned it at our age
we work hard you go home you have one high ball you watch tv i have the full
bar at home which i
do enjoy having i do too yeah i like that i just went the complete other way i'm
like i don't drink
at home i've got a full bar and uh i've done it before where i'll have just
like a sad manly like
johnny walker and a cigar just on my patio that's that's an la brag right there
we don't have patio
you know what's crazy just because the way of living in new york is is so much
uh it's way more like
stripped down than la so because i would have these 