Name: Ep 83: Stavros & Ouzo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 83: Stavros & Ouzo' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-11. Transcript available.

Ep 83: Stavros & Ouzo

hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're back good to be here we got a hot
guest
what's up boys how we doing hey i'll take it we were all just sitting here no
energy whatsoever
you just you just turned on you know you gotta bring it up you know it's a show
no this is an
exciting guest we're happy baby stavros hulk that's right new special on
youtube crushing it
two million at this point who knows where it'll be when this comes out two
million two weeks feels
good that's gotta be a record yeah it might be a record i you hit a million in
four days i was
tracking it yeah a million in four days yep yep and then yeah i mean it's going
great like i was
wanting i was like let me just put i mean really you guys are like you're you
guys started doing
youtube specials i mean i remember we were literally on this block do you
remember because
we were doing pod don't lie on this block you got a call and i got to call it hbo
pass yeah
and you're like i don't know man maybe i'll go to youtube and you really didn't
want to and like
it's turned out to be all of you guys doing and then me doing has turned out to
be the best thing
for our careers yeah yeah that was doing youtube special so yeah to the people
or anyone even now
it's like you just have that link you're just like totally here's a little link
click it and any
asshole in the world can see it you know exactly there's no blackouts it's just
you know people
from fucking denmark are like this is a good special right right that's the
coolest part is you're
like literally getting messages from people in like poland who are like you
need to come to poland
you're like i won't but i appreciate the message isn't that the weirdest when
are you coming to
bangladesh it's not gonna happen you get messages like we got normally i get a
ton of messages from
india hell yeah huge in india really yeah i don't know why india but that we
get a lot of you know
the first when i had a lot of messages from india was the infancy of my uh
instagram where i was just
fully nude and it was a bunch of it was a bunch of horny gay indian men from
india and it turns out
even the gay the gay ones behave the same way as the straight ones where they
were like they're like
when come let me see penis you know some guy literally uh the first time i i
learned my lesson
to never open a photo from an account i don't follow it was straight up a
fucking indian guy
the resolution on the camera it must have been like an android from 10 years
ago it's blurry it's
like you know he's in a fucking house with just exposed wires just his dick
fully out beating off
in like some shack in wherever the fuck he's from i was like you know what i'm
gonna fucking i'm gonna
i'm gonna i'm gonna skip opening these from now on i'm not i'm not gonna but he
sees those pictures
and he's like dude you were asking for it yeah i mean those poses he did frame
his cock in a way
it still haunts me the like the frame the cinematography of that jack-off video
because
it was like from underneath so his dick looked way too big it was like like a
like a like a blimp
coming into frame slowly you know what i mean like
i love the guy without running water but he has wi-fi yeah
getting this dick out i got priorities
that is that is disturbing to get that is disturbing to get i mean i thought it
was honestly one of the funniest things that's
ever happened to me i'm like this is wild you don't get some guy is getting i
don't get really dicks
oh wow you're you're big in gay instagram
huge in the gay
mateo will send me links he's like it's me and you neck and neck and hot as gay
i'm like what the fuck
well you're that you're in good company he's shredded he's so much hotter you
mark has also
posted a lot of shirtless pics though that is that's what's happening i do one
a year one a year
yeah i don't want to be that guy yeah yeah but you do yeah one a year is enough
yeah because in
like three or four years there's going to be a few of them true i mean you you
get messages for sure
oh the gays and you feel like how a woman would feel you're like oh i get it
this is like a lot
right there's a lot of dicks i get i'll get messages from gay guys sometimes
but it's never
i never get a dick i'll send you some of mine they're respectful with you you
put out a bunch
more we're we're a couple sluts they come in cocks blazing with me and mark but
you they're like i
gotta chat him up see how his day was take me to dinner yeah see what happens
the weird thing is you
get enough dicks and you start like comparing you're like well this one it's
like baseball cards
he's got links he's uncircumcised yeah damn can't help but um great of course
of course should
we get a drink in here let's get a beer jew left so now we have mccoy i guess
what's your what's
your bar name gonna be a koi chips a koi chips chips let's do it
this is our backup bartender
we got jv we got jv coming in well this is a greek episode here i mean i love
it flag thank you i do i
by the way hugely appreciate the layout very much you becoming the most
prominent uh greek i'm hope you
you know i'm stamos here i come motherfucker
janice is out yeah you're honest we love you this doesn't have to be a
competition cheers cheers
hey hey oppa get in here oppa there we go i'll break some i'll i'm gonna smash
this right after
i drink it that's really good oh hell yeah whoa you know this is really yeah
uso is good this is a
chips of koi i like what you did here because uso usually the only way i've
ever had it is straight up
like uh like with water like that's usually what because it's pretty it's a
little sweet to begin
with but i've never had a cocktail with it and this shit fucking rocks what is
it right
what's those like it's like a like a core liqueur yeah but it's like it's like
like limoncello or something
no it's like it's it's like some kind of like not mint exactly like some kind
of like gummy i don't know
what's the let's see here like a gelatin anise flavored yes yes yes i don't
know what it is and it gets cloudy
when you put a little water in it gets cloudy it's pretty fucking it's sweet on
its own
so this is fucking sick this is amazing what's the liquor in here uso that's
the look oh it is a
liquor okay yeah oh yeah this is damn good yeah this is fucking you've been to
grease a bunch oh yeah
yeah and i dude i wanted to go this because like so i fit so literally even
though this is like this
will be recorded this will be released in the future i just wrapped up a
fucking you know nine
month tour and wow it's it's been fucking wild and it's like my first time just
completely road
dogging it i mean this after the fucking pandemic i was like i have to make up
a year's worth of
money you know what i mean and i was like i was like and just i want to grow as
a comic and i was
planning on shooting something so i was just like once we were open i was like
fuck it i'm like i'm
not taking any time off i'm gonna go balls to the wall so i uh you're the only
two people that i'm
about to because like when i say that people are like wow that's crazy you guys
oh yeah you were just
doing comedy that's what it is to you two assholes who are desperately trying
to fill the different
holes in your in your souls with stand-up and it's never going to be full it's
really it doesn't
this is not the solution i don't know how many times i've had to tell sam
specifically
you're right the combo of comedy booze maybe after this glass hold on
but anyway i really wanted to go to greece but dude just all that fucking
travel like i was i was
coming back from a an l.a flight and i was like i have to do something twice as
long as this
to go relax for a week and it's like so i think this year i'm just gonna
fucking keep it local i
might go to some fucking i might go to fucking ocean city maryland baby acmd i'm
doing like
hudson valley i'm doing like i do reinbeck maybe that's what i'll go with maybe
we'll go with some
what's up with seinfeld can we use his house sure we can use him tim dylan just
bought a house out
there that's hilarious i saw that i saw that on the new york post really yeah
it was a new york
post twitter he said he's i don't want to blow his shit up he said he might
have a party
soon that's what i heard we might be over there boys that's what i heard
although when is it a
weekend like we're all of course it's gonna be a fucking weekend knowing tim
yeah yeah yeah he's
gonna make you cancel something yeah yeah i like the road did you did you uh
tape it you taped it
at the beginning of the tour though right i taped it in the middle so i didn't
going into the tour i
wasn't exactly sure because it's also you know you're rusty you don't know what
the fuck's gonna
happen so i was like fuck it might take me a year to remember how to do stand-up
so i booked this
almost year-long tour and i also just wanted to hit every major market that i
hadn't been in
and then it was like i was like oh fuck like within two months i was like oh
wait no i can do stand-up
again like honestly it was it took like a month to really feel like you were
there right and then it
took another month to kind of get the material into shape and i was like fuck
this is like
and this is too long like i was gonna initially record at the end of the tour i
was like fuck that so
i was like literally i just i was like can we just do it like now can we do it
in like december and so
i record in december in la and um because i like the lodge room a couple
reasons i really like the
lodge room it has like that old masonic yes like temple it used to be a masonic
temple and it was like
so it fucking felt cool felt no one had shot a special there i mean comedy
central swagger jacked me
after i shot mine they released one of those like uh one of those like they
just stole you know they
just like they i'm joking but they they started shooting they shot something
where it was like
those like five minute sets they shot it there oh come on you motherfuckers the
whole point was no
one else had shot anything yeah well in between i know i know nobody sees that
shit yeah yeah
we're such idiots too that we get mad where i'm just like it's people are gonna
i remember i did that
with like the den i was like i was like no one's doing the den then i
immediately gotta call like
two other people are beating you to it whatever but anyway so i did it for that
and also like for
fucking cost measures right like you guys shot your own fucking specials this
shit fucking it's up to
so i wanted to get i wanted to look great and if you're in la and you do and it
was a fucking monday
so it's like la a monday you can get a crew that's just like not doing shit and
it's like hey
will you work for a quarter what you're worth because it's a fucking monday a
half half day
of work and it'll be really cool and it's like so we convinced the great crew
to do it and
yeah that was the thing because it's like you can't fucking come through with
the same shit
yeah i mean like it had to look a little better than the ones that were already
out because
the novelty was kind of gone so you wanted and that was always my thing i was
like this is on youtube
but it's as good as anything on hbo it's as good as anything on netflix so we're
gonna make it look
like that so it had to be la or i was flying out a fucking top tier crew to do
the kind of show i got
would have probably cost me like 80 grand yeah for some random you know city so
it looked great
it's a killer special and uh that fucking thumbnail you can't not click on it
you see that mug on that
thumbnail you gotta click the outfit is perfect thank you thank you someone
pointed out uh-oh time to suck
mark off he was very clear about what the beep means
um somebody pointed out after the fact i did not realize this at all they're
like he's dressed
exactly like ali wong without even realizing it i completely stole i'm talking
about people
stealing from me i completely stole her whole vibe and the pregnant and the
stomach adu