Name: Ep 88: Bill Burr & Floats
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 88: Bill Burr & Floats' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-14. Transcript available.

Ep 88: Bill Burr & Floats

Hey folks we might be drunk good to be here sorry what you're saying oh we're
just talking Tarantino
there's a video of the woman she's like why the violence why the violence
because I love it it's
great and it sells tickets you cunt leave us alone who cares about we're coming
out hard I
guess they're going to Tarantino the way they go at hockey now why the fighting
by the fighting like
if you get it out that person complaining about it is gonna watch it yeah same
thing like it's just
like if you're saying why the violence of that guy you're not seeing any of his
movies then when he
takes it out or you'll just be like it was sort of bland nah not a good effort
you know exactly but
now we just catered all them the queefs and now everything sucks yeah we talk
about Tarantino a
ton on this because I mean I love Jackie Brown that's one of my favorite movies
of his because
it's like it's got heart too he makes different types of movies too that's the
thing it's like
they try to label him in a in a box but it's like Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs
and like Once Upon a
Time in Hollywood they're so different yeah I know that's my favorite of his
Once Upon a Time yeah I
just I dude I saw it like three times and the last time I saw it I saw it in
his theater and he
literally had like the Rick Dalton like the Leonardo's character he had like
the posters it was total
immersive experience like those movies really happened yeah it was so awesome
and uh no I just
thought it was like you know Leonardo DiCaprio's performance when he's like he's
in the scene and
he's got nothing he's trying to like you know do all this it's just like he did
that so well and then
he had that little speech impediment like every time I watched it I saw
something else it had one
of my favorite cars of all time it had this I think it was a 67 Cadillac Eldorado
I fucking love
that car and then I also like how you know there's always was this mystique of
the Manson family and he
just reduced them to a bunch of lazy fucks who didn't want to get a job right
and I also I think I
noticed this on the third one I don't know if this is true but I think nobody
says hippie without
saying fucking in front of it it's always fucking hippie interesting it's the
big thing of margarita
bunch of fucking hippies yeah the scene where he's in the trailer and he drank
too much and he fucked
up a line and he's like god damn it what are you doing I've been there so many
times in like a
La Quinta Inn on the road like why did you say that you fucking idiot you gotta
stop drinking you gotta
write more that really hit home for me oh the self-hatred yes the self-hatred
of that and he was
going like making fun of his speech impediment you just saw the whole oh yeah
the whole thing it
was you know and Pitt is so mysterious and cool in it like he's just a cool
dude oh yeah he was
awesome I love when he when he opens that beer and he's got the mask and like
the foam shoots up on
his face a little he didn't he's just sitting there with that that oh yeah your
gun and they kind of
leave it open so good he killed his wife I don't know I got to go back and see
Jackie Brown I have
not seen that since I saw it um in the theaters and I liked it in the theaters
it's just something you
know being in this business you know it's just so crazy like you're like I
gotta watch that again and
all of a sudden 25 fucking years goes by so I gotta see that that's a great one
the detail but also
who would pick is it Robert Forrester yeah yeah who would pick that guy then to
bring Pam Greer back I
mean the guy does what he wants got great ideas Lawrence Tierney and Reservoir
Dogs come on
so you like to tell jokes I don't tip dude Samuel Jackson's funny as shit in
Jackie Brown it's just it's just a
great movie yeah he's is he your favorite director you think oh my god um I'm
not so good Jesus what
do you got here beer Jew today we got root beer floats oh my god heard you
liked him yeah I do but
I'm 54 so what do you want a month I have like uh thank you I have uh you know
more commitments I feel
like if I consume that I'm gonna need a nap but I was also taught not to waste
things you got that
right let's talk about the state of comedy while drinking a root beer float is
that nutmeg on top
where's some of the edgier comics out here people eating cotton candy that's a
little chocolate powder
on top you guys have boozy root beer flows oh nothing says summer yeah like a
little bourbon in your root
beer float that's fucking delicious that is good Jesus it is delicious I've
been one of these in
12 years I'm gonna say yeah not since that diner uh in Atlantic City are you
are you uh how often are
you on the road Bill huh right now you know what oh I'm on the road and I don't
care right now
because I have a root beer this is all I got left hold on I'm gonna light one
of these puppies
I always say that to younger people like save up some fun days don't blow out
your liver you want
to be that person that paces themselves so you can booze your whole life so you
know if you want
to occasionally you know I think you need to be a little more introspective
about your habits sorry
I'm kind of moderate come on you've been there right when they sit there and
they talk about
what's an alcoholic what are you like really the bar is that low oh I see like
four drinks a week I'm
like now you're just being an asshole that's not fair yeah how about the doctor
how many drinks do
you have and you tell him and he's like oh I lied yeah all these new studies
that say like there's
no benefits to being under 40 and drinking there's none you know right yeah
over 40 I guess there's
some but I I heard once I like it so much that I don't abuse it and I think
that rings true
even though I do abuse it yeah no I did too I did I had a good time though I
got my stories
I'm like I'm like that old retired guy with the hall of fame jacket you know
just let me tell you back
in the 80s I don't know if you know this but there's a video on YouTube of you
calling DeRosa
hammered at like five in the morning in Florida because he uh he didn't go out
and you went out
and you're like shaming him for taking it easy that night post it no some
somebody found it
somebody posted it we must have played it on the radio show maybe but you're
hammered but you didn't
say anything bad or anything it's not incriminating I was a happy drunk yeah
yeah same I was probably
singing I used to like to sing won't you come out Joe DeRosa won't you come out
I think that's in
there something that was a big hit for me when you're a good drunk it's hard to
quit you know
well there's business too that's why I don't start back up because I was like
uh like more of like a
habit guy but like I just it's like anything it's like these fucking things I'll
quit them and then
I'm good and then I have one on a podcast and then you know I abandon my family
so that's that's
I'm gonna put that on you guys well I think hung over with toddlers is pretty
rough I don't think
that's doable so maybe when I have a little rug rat I'll cool it with the sauce
you know something
too is being downstairs hammered and there's like the most innocent thing ever
upstairs depending on
you yeah you're like if somebody came through the door right now I'd run at
them and just
I couldn't drive them to a hospital so that ate at me um that's tough yeah so I
basically the first
year she was born I just was like I'm gonna take a break and then I uh I kept
doing it and it's good
but these things here I gotta watch out because you know kids just pick up on
stuff like you should
never smoke and they're like yeah you that's you only do that when you're an
adult I'm like fuck
gotta undo that gotta undo that so um but you know whatever enough about my
failures as a father
no no hey my dad was a pretty big boozer really drink Schlitz a comedian I
figured you had a great
one always said he was proud of you and asked you how your day was still
waiting still waiting
but Schlitz that's an ugly drunk Schlitz it was cheap and he would drink them
hot and he would just
leave the case on the floor and just take one out and to be extra angry yeah it
wasn't pretty and he
was always in boxers I remember and when he would drive he'd go hand up oh yeah
my dad was a briefs
guy oh yeah what do you what are you me oh boxes he spent boxes forever but
everybody was briefs
some boxes came in in like the uh the 90s but up until then everybody was briefs
you just walked
around everybody yeah you just yeah they were white too yeah they were white it
was just this is it
this is what I'm bringing to the party yeah that was a commercial in the 90s
boxes of briefs with
with Jordan what about the boxer briefs they do the combo that's what I do that's
what I do you
got a mix oh that's what I have you got a boxer brief yeah that came in later
because that was
like a big thing when the boxer brief came in it was like hey best of both
worlds yeah I don't
know that's another thing it's funny how there's just lies and everything you
don't know what to
believe it's just like what's better boxes are bad because your balls are
hanging down no the other
ones they heat up your balls and your sperm count goes that's just like it's
like the egg you know
is it good or is it bad wait what's wrong with the egg I don't know the egg has
been good bad and good
in my life and I think it's going bad it's like Hulk Hogan he's going bad again
yeah he had he was the
king and then he had like a sex tape or did you see that video the guy Bubba
the love sponge where he
he was like oh my god I told my wife to fuck him and then the video got out it
was like a whole thing I
think he sued Gawker over that and won yeah he won like 150 million or
something oh I thought that
was the other one yeah when the guy when the the the wrestler drops the n-word
in his promo
oh is that a night Hulk Hogan we're coming for you and making a second he goes
oh like that and I
just thought it was so like he was so in it he just forgot where he was and I
just loved how
immediately was like oh god damn it I said that in front of white people yeah
he turned down the
george foreman grill that was brought to Hulk Hogan this guy oh Hogan oh he did
yeah oh is this it
oh yeah yeah yeah that Roy Wood in the back he says sucker he says this is all
old school oh yeah
this guy rules he committed oh so crushing it while getting the pecs going I
know I don't think
there's a ton of black guys in wrestling he turns around and he's like he's
back in all right fuck it
that didn't happen but I just gotta damn no no take we can't take that again
huh that was just one take
there's some great ones where they do outtakes where mean gene is laughing when
someone will say
something and then it oddly sounds like a gay sex act and he just starts
cracking up uh I don't know
I yeah I watch a bunch of that shit mean gene was incredible that dude just
knew how to he just you
need a straight man yeah I gotta tell you people from goodfellas and wrestlers
dying is the saddest
thing about growing old it's just it's like your favorite movie you know we got
poly walnuts on the
wall here we love you know he went Ray Liotta went and uh Paul Sorvino yeah I'm
such an I didn't
know that was Maria did you read that thing when he was talking about how he he
was gonna try to back
out of the movie because he only played nice guys and he didn't think that he
could do
you know sort of that that ominous thing that he did and then one day just kind
of put the coat on
and he said he was thinking about the character and he sort of looked up in the
mirror and he like
scared himself and he's like all right I got this is Liotta no uh uh Paul Sorvino
uh so because Paul
has uh he has a couple of like I love that moment where he goes what do you
want me to whack him
and the guy hey I don't think that'd be a bad idea and he just kind of he just
gives him this
fucking look and he's like oh I didn't mean any disrespect it's jus